Note: I did not make these. My cousin made them, then he made them into cartoons and put them on youtube, but I don't know the name of them. If any of you recognize this, put a link to the video please.
(Roxas rings the doorbell of the Castle That Never Was)
Xemnas: (opens the door) um...can I help you?
Roxas: Okay man, this is so freakin' wierd! I was walking down the street, then all of a sudden im like "wait, where am I?" then i was all like, "Wait WHO am I?" then i saw this castle with the freakish moon, and I'm like, "OMFG, what is that?" So then I thought it'd be best to take a look around so...
(Ten minutes later)
Roxas: ...then I came here and saw you, and I'm like "Who's that?" So I thought the best course of action was to talk to you, find out who I am, where I am, and the events before...
Xemnas: Yes, yes, thats all very interesting. See you in hell. (slams the door)
Saix: (inside) who was that?
Xemnas: (shrugs) Oh, just some Nobody.
Saix: (sighs)
Xemnas: (opens door again) could you repeat that one last time, the last bit.
Roxas: Oh, can i bunk with you guys for a little bit?
Xemnas: That depends what you have to offer our Organization.
Roxas: Just these things. (summons Oathkeeper and Oblivion)
Xemnas: So, wait...what?! You don't have anything else? Some power of some element? An unstoppable army of lifeless shells?
Roxas: Well you see...
Xemnas: (slams door, it begins to rain outside)
(a few hours later)
Axel: (teleports to Xemnas, who is typing on a computer) Who was that?
Xemnas: Oh, just some clown with mishaped swords...
Axel: (looks at the window, Roxas is standing in the exact same position with Oathkeeper and Oblivion next to him) Dude, those are keyblades.
Xemnas: Ke-whats?
Axel: The key to fully complete Kingdom Hearts?
Xemnas: Doesn't ring a bell...
Axel: It was your first myspace entry.
Xemnas: (runs outside) Congratulations, you are now member ex-eye-eye-eye of Organization 13.
Roxas: Awesome! Wait, ex-eye...what does that bunch of letters mean again?
Xemnas: It means you should stop stalling and come inside before I change my mind.
Roxas: (follows Xemnas down a hallway) so what's with the castle? Is that yours?
Xemnas: Technically speaking, yes. I'd like you to meet your fellow members. This is number two, Xigbar.
Xigbar: Hey boss, who's the new kid?
Xemnas: This is...oh wait, what is your name?
ROxas: I'm Roxas
Xigbar: Lame. Your with the Organization now, you need a more intimadating name, like...hmmmm, Sephiroth! (one-winged angel plays in backround) Oh, right sorry, never mind.
Xemnas: This is our number three, Xaldin.
Xaldin: Well met, Roxas.
Roxas: Dude, whats with your hair?
Xaldin: (grows bigger and bigger as Roxas looks up at him) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR!
Xemnas: This is our number four, Vexen. He's our team scientist.
Vexen: Charmed, now if you would please step back a bit, im performing an experiment of the upmost importance.
Xemnas: (whispering) he's trying to find out what somebody would do for a Klondike bar.
(switches to outside the castle, an explosion is heard)
Vexen: Oh Gosh, it's everywhere. It's, It's in my hair. It is in my eyes. (Vexen screams) where is the washroom?
Xemnas: moving on, this is Lexaeus, he's our combat veteran.
Lexaeus: What do you know about COMBAT?
Roxas: hit someone until they vanish or until a cutscene starts?
Lexaeus: (whispering to Xemnas) this kid's a pro.
Xemnas: This is Zexion, our number six
Zexion: How do you handle against magic? (his eyes glow different colors)
Xemnas: Snap out of it. This is Sai'x, my second in command.
Sai'ix: (Very quietly) We need as many Nobodies as we can get, the war will start soon.
Roxas: you seem awfully calm about that.
Sai'ix: That's mostly because of Vexen's latest pill, it helps me keep a level.
Roxas: okay... (edges away from Sai'ix)
Xemnas: Ah, here is our number eight, Axel.
Axel: Hey, Roxas right, the name's Axel. (suddenly serious) got it memorized?
Roxas: um...yes?
Axel: (friendly again) hey awesome, catcha later.
Roxas: Wh-what just happened?
Xemnas: I'm never sure to be honest. This is our number nine, Demyx.
Demyx: Hey, how are things?
Roxas: well i kinda don't know, no past and all...
Demyx: Oh, right, so how 'bout them, buildings, right?
Xemnas: Do you even do any work around here?
Demyx: All the work is doing harm to God's creatures, we shouldn't harm them, we should all gather in peace and glory.
Xemnas: (punches Demyx) shut up. This is our number ten. Um...Luxord, could you perhaps set your game aside for a moment?
Luxord: ssh, not now. Im on a roll here. (he pulls a giant bag labeled, 'cash' onto the table) im all in!
Xemnas: Never mind then. This is Marluxia.
Marluxia: peculiar name you have there, Roxas, I would shake your hand or something, but (pulls out a mirror) i cant seem to find which angle i look best from.
Xemnas: This is Larxene
Roxas: Hi!
Larxene: keep walking
Roxas: okay...?
Xemnas: watch your step around her, we used to have fifteen members.
Roxas: what happened to them?
Larxene: I noticed your still in my space, i'd recomend moving before you become a permanent piece of that wall behind you.
Xemnas: (walks up to a hooded person) and next we have, wait, who are you? There is no fourteenth member.
Note: I did not make these. My cousin made them, then he made them into cartoons and put them on youtube, but I don't know the name of them. If any of you recognize this, put a link to the video please.
(Roxas rings the doorbell of the Castle That Never Was)
Xemnas: (opens the door) um...can I help you?
Roxas: Okay man, this is so freakin' wierd! I was walking down the street, then all of a sudden im like "wait, where am I?" then i was all like, "Wait WHO am I?" then i saw this castle with the freakish moon, and I'm like, "OMFG, what is that?" So then I thought it'd be best to take a look around so...
(Ten minutes later)
Roxas: ...then I came here and saw you, and I'm like "Who's that?" So I thought the best course of action was to talk to you, find out who I am, where I am, and the events before...
Xemnas: Yes, yes, thats all very interesting. See you in hell. (slams the door)
Saix: (inside) who was that?
Xemnas: (shrugs) Oh, just some Nobody.
Saix: (sighs)
Xemnas: (opens door again) could you repeat that one last time, the last bit.
Roxas: Oh, can i bunk with you guys for a little bit?
Xemnas: That depends what you have to offer our Organization.
Roxas: Just these things. (summons Oathkeeper and Oblivion)
Xemnas: So, wait...what?! You don't have anything else? Some power of some element? An unstoppable army of lifeless shells?
Roxas: Well you see...
Xemnas: (slams door, it begins to rain outside)
(a few hours later)
Axel: (teleports to Xemnas, who is typing on a computer) Who was that?
Xemnas: Oh, just some clown with mishaped swords...
Axel: (looks at the window, Roxas is standing in the exact same position with Oathkeeper and Oblivion next to him) Dude, those are keyblades.
Xemnas: Ke-whats?
Axel: The key to fully complete Kingdom Hearts?
Xemnas: Doesn't ring a bell...
Axel: It was your first myspace entry.
Xemnas: (runs outside) Congratulations, you are now member ex-eye-eye-eye of Organization 13.
Roxas: Awesome! Wait, ex-eye...what does that bunch of letters mean again?
Xemnas: It means you should stop stalling and come inside before I change my mind.
Roxas: (follows Xemnas down a hallway) so what's with the castle? Is that yours?
Xemnas: Technically speaking, yes. I'd like you to meet your fellow members. This is number two, Xigbar.
Xigbar: Hey boss, who's the new kid?
Xemnas: This is...oh wait, what is your name?
ROxas: I'm Roxas
Xigbar: Lame. Your with the Organization now, you need a more intimadating name, like...hmmmm, Sephiroth! (one-winged angel plays in backround) Oh, right sorry, never mind.
Xemnas: This is our number three, Xaldin.
Xaldin: Well met, Roxas.
Roxas: Dude, whats with your hair?
Xaldin: (grows bigger and bigger as Roxas looks up at him) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR!
Xemnas: This is our number four, Vexen. He's our team scientist.
Vexen: Charmed, now if you would please step back a bit, im performing an experiment of the upmost importance.
Xemnas: (whispering) he's trying to find out what somebody would do for a Klondike bar.
(switches to outside the castle, an explosion is heard)
Vexen: Oh Gosh, it's everywhere. It's, It's in my hair. It is in my eyes. (Vexen screams) where is the washroom?
Xemnas: moving on, this is Lexaeus, he's our combat veteran.
Lexaeus: What do you know about COMBAT?
Roxas: hit someone until they vanish or until a cutscene starts?
Lexaeus: (whispering to Xemnas) this kid's a pro.
Xemnas: This is Zexion, our number six
Zexion: How do you handle against magic? (his eyes glow different colors)
Roxas: (angrily) must, destory, SONY! (Xemnas punches Roxas)
Xemnas: Snap out of it. This is Sai'x, my second in command.
Sai'ix: (Very quietly) We need as many Nobodies as we can get, the war will start soon.
Roxas: you seem awfully calm about that.
Sai'ix: That's mostly because of Vexen's latest pill, it helps me keep a level.
Roxas: okay... (edges away from Sai'ix)
Xemnas: Ah, here is our number eight, Axel.
Axel: Hey, Roxas right, the name's Axel. (suddenly serious) got it memorized?
Roxas: um...yes?
Axel: (friendly again) hey awesome, catcha later.
Roxas: Wh-what just happened?
Xemnas: I'm never sure to be honest. This is our number nine, Demyx.
Demyx: Hey, how are things?
Roxas: well i kinda don't know, no past and all...
Demyx: Oh, right, so how 'bout them, buildings, right?
Xemnas: Do you even do any work around here?
Demyx: All the work is doing harm to God's creatures, we shouldn't harm them, we should all gather in peace and glory.
Xemnas: (punches Demyx) shut up. This is our number ten. Um...Luxord, could you perhaps set your game aside for a moment?
Luxord: ssh, not now. Im on a roll here. (he pulls a giant bag labeled, 'cash' onto the table) im all in!
Xemnas: Never mind then. This is Marluxia.
Marluxia: peculiar name you have there, Roxas, I would shake your hand or something, but (pulls out a mirror) i cant seem to find which angle i look best from.
Xemnas: This is Larxene
Roxas: Hi!
Larxene: keep walking
Roxas: okay...?
Xemnas: watch your step around her, we used to have fifteen members.
Roxas: what happened to them?
Larxene: I noticed your still in my space, i'd recomend moving before you become a permanent piece of that wall behind you.
Xemnas: (walks up to a hooded person) and next we have, wait, who are you? There is no fourteenth member.
Mysterious man: oh, im...the new intern.
Xemnas: Oh, then get back to work!