Because we're all super Zexy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

ITZ ZEXY TIEM

Hmmm. Okay, yeah, trade off! *switches weapons with (is there something shorter I can call you?) Vanitasiskirby* Allright! Now where are those candy guardians? *Finds one and climbs up it* I challenge you!

 

Candy Guardian: Math Challenge - What is 2+2?

 

Agh! 7! I will destroy you! *begins bashing the guardian with keyblade*

Yay c8 I has a keyblade!!!! (Well, most people call me Kirby, so go ahead^^ Can I just call you Oni? )

 

OH NOES!!!!!!!!! Will Oniaku need Kirby's and Elvis' help??

(I'd really prefer Oniaku. My name has meaning in Japanese, lol. I might go with Kirby for you though)

 

Yes! Throw the Cheese!

(Alright, Oniaku it is!!!^^ VKirby or Kirby are fine )

 

The cheese? Okay!!! *throws cheese at Candy Guardians* DID IT WORK?!

*candy gaurdians explode in a shower of candy* *eats candy* ahhhhhh yeah! It definitely worked! Yum.

DON'T HOG IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

 

*gathers tons of candy and stuffs it in shirt, backpack, and mouth*

 

I DON'T SEE ANY SKITTLES!!!!!!! *rage*

No, but there are gummy Worms!!!! *begins shoving Gummy worms in a bag*

 

Haha, Sperm Whale... It's still hilarious.

Gummy worms... What about Gummy Bears????? *starts shoving gummy worms into mouth.*

 

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png We can't forget about Elvis!!!!

 

Sperm Whale....

Gummy bears too! Elvis gets Bacun, cause it's candy.

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png ... *stuffs handful of gummy bears into mouth* NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

 

OHMYGOSH, SOME STRANGER THAT WAS COSPLAYING TOUCHED ME Dx With a knife. Ouchies. x(

 

*dies*

 

Elvis, you better not eat all the Bacun!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! oh, wait. Pheonix down! *Revives Kirby* Okay, what next?

*opens eyes* Oniaku, what happened? Did Elvis eat all the Bacun, or was it all a dream?

Well, he ate some of the Bacun. Not all. Most of it though. Oh, and you died. But I healed you!!! I'm like, a god or something.

Most of it Dx At least there's some left....

 

I died? Did you try to TOUCH me??? (*coughztarcough*)

 

I thank you for reviving me. *glomps oniaku*

Welcome (Glomps Back) Um, maybe touched you a little. But its okay! You consented! I think. It's hard to tell. You were dead.

O:< May you tell me WHERE you touched me???

It's cool, it was all upper body stuff. Clothes remained on too.

I can't take those touches back. I maybe would if I could if you wanted.

(sorry, I was using my phone and it died Dx)

 

Upper body? Nah, it's cool. As long as you didn't go down there...

 

You like what you saw? ;P

 

I wonder what Elvis did....

Zetta yeah, I liked what I saw. Elvis just stood there, and ate bacun.

 

Kirby needs to get more Bacun...

 

TAKE MEE TO THE STORE. Now.

 

 

 

Please?

Okay. But Elvis is starting to wierd me out. I think he's watching me. We're going to take... Hmm. Tyrant Rex! I named him Bahamut! Bahamut! Take us to the store! *Bahamut (the Tyrant Rex) shows up and we hop on him, and he rides us to the store*

Elvis saw what you did to me o:< Not that I'm complaining ;P

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DON'T FORGET THE RAINBOW!!!

Yeah, you're not complaining! Victory! Bahamut, watch out for those pedestrians! *Multiple squishing noises* Oh, well, too late. Just try to avoid the rest of em, okay?

 

(Bahamut is a giant dark purple Tyrannosaurus, lol. I feel wierd.)

 

 

 

 

HURRY, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMEONE SEES US STEP ON PEOPLE!!!

 

A cookie for Bahamut because it was his first time stepping on pedestrians

 

(eheh Barney ^^)