Because we're all super Zexy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

ITZ ZEXY TIEM

I hope so... I FEEL SO WEIRD. HELP PLEASE.

 

Dx *feels like dying*

If you die, I can touch you again. And why would you be worried? It's just proof of your amazingly hot bod.

 

(evidently I don't work tonight.)

I'm so dead, aren't I? Dx

 

Again, I'm sure Namine has a nice body, too. Dx What happened to dancing Namine cage?

Well, she could still dance in a cage, but, y'know, you would out-do her. Wait... I'm a ghost... *Exits Kirby's body* Pheonix Down! Haha! I'm alive! and to prove it: *touches Kirby in an innapropriate manner* yup. I'm alive

Where do you magically get all these Phoenix Downs? Dx

 

Why must Kirby get touched so much???? *cries*

 

Kirby shoukd carry pepper spray.

 

Dx

The pepper spray won't stop me. I got all these pheonix downs from playing Final Fantasy IV and Dirge Of Cerberus.

 

And you are touched so much cause of your hot bod.

Edited September 5, 201213 yr by Oniaku

Dx I want to die, but I'm not stupid enough to do that

 

... I should seriously stop playing FF.

 

Has many times has Kirby been touched today? Dx

 

I remember when Oniaku only had interest in dancing Namine cage, or whatever.

 

Maybe it's Kirby's hair... Kirby does not have hot bod.

 

It doesn't help that Sexy Little Things is playing Dx

Maybe your just fun to touch? I knew a girl like that. Except it was her tummy cause she was so ticklish. I can't find namine again, so i'm just touching you now for some reason. Science Dance!

Kirby is too soft. That must be why.

 

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png What if Kirby found Namine for you? Would Oniaku stop touching Kirby

Ummmm. No. No I wouldn't. Sorry. We need to fight Mysterious Figure! You go first. I dun wanna die again.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that. I'll die and you know what happens after that.

Oh. We attack together then?

As long as I don't die. Kirby has been touched too much.

 

Plus, she has to track down Ztar...

 

LET'S ATTACK TOGETHER

Yeah! But I'll still probably touch you later. Maybe in a massage. Who knows!

 

YEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! *Mysterious figure is defeated after an epic battle*

 

Yesh! I GOT: NO NAME!!! *swings it around* We are Epic!

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

 

Darn, I was gonna ask for a massage...

 

 

No Name!!!! Mew, I don't get it Dx

 

Also, You got conpetition. Ztar touched me >

GRRRRR! ZTAR!!! *Raises keyblade in dramatic fashion during a lightning storm* HE WILL PAY!!! But later. Not right now.

 

Well later is fine. But I dunno where he's taking me. I just got touched twice.

Then I shall touch you three times! Hmm lessee, well, we got two up there and... hmmm... i guess... touch one twice? Nope, it'll have to be four... Or maybe some "petting" hmm... Yep, petting it is! *procedes*

Dx I thought I was safe with Ztar...

 

Kirby, you gotta resist!! Don't die!!

What, don't die! Bad things happen if you die. (Also, I have 3 likes I'm so close to 100!)

Yes, bad things happen when Kirby dies. *coughoniakucough*

 

(http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png CONGRATS. Cookie?)

(No, no cookie, I still need 3)

 

If you do tie, to I have total permission on your body?

MAybe...

 

Kirby needs to die pretty, though.

 

Plus,

 

We gotta see with Ztar. no luv for him today.

 

(No, I wants to give cookie now)

(But I can'ts eat it... It would be wrong until I can haz 3 moar likes)

 

Wait, it's possible for you to die un-pretty? When did this happen?

...It's possible.

 

I think.

;3

 

It was at this place, at this time..

 

(don't make me force this cookie into your mouth.)