Because we're all super Zexy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

ITZ ZEXY TIEM

Wait, wait... Corridors of Darkness...

 

*uses a corridor of darkness to remove Kirby from the closet*

Thank god!!!!

 

 

I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in a stupid closet D:

 

 

Soo, what do you guys want to do?? Well, I guess I'm just speaking to Oniaku.

 

 

Keys passed out. *drags keys into closet, covers keys in blanket*

Well, what else would I want to do?

 

 

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Take over the world!!!

8D

 

 

How do you plan on doing that, good sir?

 

 

I got the nuclear Meow Wow bombs cB

 

And a chocolate fountain ~

Oh, hey, if we have chocolate than forget taking over the world!

 

*dives into fountain*

http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png Wait for me!!!!!

 

 

*dives into fountain*

 

 

Mm, chocolate cB I WANT STRAWBERRIES NOW. SHOOT. SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SOME.

 

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DELICIOUS DX

 

 

Oniaku, do you happen to have any strawberries with you?

No... But I do have the ability to do random things...

 

...

 

LIKE SHOOT STRAWBERRIES OUT MY EYES!!!

 

*shoots strawberries out my eyes*

 

PCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

OHMYGOSH

 

 

ONIAKU, YOU'RE MAGICAL CB

 

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL OF THESE ABILITIES?!

 

*catches strawberries*

I think I read so much homestuck that it has corrupted my body. *shrugs*

Oh, Oniaku.

 

You and your Homestuck.

 

 

splashes chocolate on oniaku

 

 

Ahah!! > *hides under chocolate*

*dives in*

 

You won't get away that easy!

Yesh I will!!!!!!

 

 

 

I'm a magical, too nice and soft kirby. No one will catch me!! >

My Name is No One!

 

*catches Kirby*

 

I feel like that was another random power.

Hai thar No One. I'm Kirby

 

 

 

*is caught even though she was far ahead*

 

URGH, I'VE BEEN CAUGHT AND ONIAKU HAS MORE MAGICAL POWERS DX

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by VanitasisKirby

Yeah, I guess I'm just randomly awesome, or something

The power of Homestuck. It's evillll.

 

 

 

What is Oniaku gonna do now???

 

I'm weak D:

 

Oh shoot. Should've never opened my mouth

 

*panics*

Relax, I'm trying to be nice and not violate you without your consent.

Lol, it's okay.

 

I've gotten touched so many times in this site that I've almost gotten used to it o.o

 

 

cough iwontevensayhisnameanymore cough

 

go ahead if you,want

Okay! Awesome Day!

 

*begins violating Kirby when he is randomly teleported 3 feet away*

 

 

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Sometimes these powers are exceedingly useless and random...

Lol, you got lucky. Finished eating a quesadilla and sone candy, feeling generous now

 

 

Homestuck. IT'S EVILLL I SAY.

 

 

Oh hey, weren't you going to reference Homestuck as much as possible?

 

 

...

 

What now? Is this the end of the day?

Yeah, it's getting near the end of the day, lol. And the Homestuck thing slipped my mind.

Lol, thought so.

 

I must be a creep if I actually remembered that. Oh well.

 

Darn, the things candy does to me. Wanna go eat candy in the closet??? cB I got some pop rocks, ring pops, and a bunch of others that I don't even recognize.

lol, you don't even know how perverted that sounded. but yeah!

After I read your post, I went back up to read mine...

 

 

 

O.o

 

That just sounds firetrucking perverted. Why do you think like that, Oniaku?

 

Just like you and the brooms

 

Oh, gosh

 

Cmon, hurry. I'm going to eat all the candy if you don't get in.

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by VanitasisKirby

I think like that cause I'm a guy, it's sorta a natural tendency for us.

 

Candy!

 

*transmogliferates into the closet*