Because we're all super Zexy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

ITZ ZEXY TIEM

I just wanna make a regular fort.

I meant eating the brownie fort.

 

But we can begin making a regular fort ^^ I'll gather the...

 

the nails and hammer. Yeah! I'll go get the nails and hammer.

 

Are we painting this fort?

yes. Polka dot panda.

Darn it. I'll have to make a trip to ZexyDepot and get the paint.

 

*sigh* *uses magical powers to teleport to ZD*

see, now you have random magical powers.

These are my Magical Floating Arm powers x3 Teleporation is one of them

 

Although, I do want to shoot lasers out of my eyes

Nah, i think that's a random homestuck power exclusive.

O.o What the heck.

 

You're rubbing off on me! I don't want Homestuck powers! Make it stop!

You don't have any though! Yours are panda related.

I just don't want any of those random powers I want to stay as panda-like as possible. X3

 

Unless if I get wings. A Panda with wings would be epic x3

PSSHHHHOOOOOOOO!

 

You now have a jetpack.

Your wish has been granted.

Here is your panda with wings.

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

I can flyyyyy~

 

Cmon, you guys have to fly with me. Get some wings ^^

*randomly grows wings*

 

D'oh.

That wasn't so bad.

 

We still need everyone else to get some wings

 

*flies away*

*swims through the ground*

 

Wait, what are we doing?

o_O

 

We're doing...something. That's pretty much this whole party summed up.

o_O

 

We're doing...something. That's pretty much this whole party summed up.

 

Exactly.

 

 

 

What are we doing for the party now? We've already done Karaoke.

I don't fly, I float. (wait we're still talking about flying right?)

x3 I have no idea on what we're talking about.

Schools have a late start tomorrow, lets talk about that.

oh, right okay! I GOT THIS!

Interesting.

Hm, what about it?

*sings wretchedly and off-key*

oh baby baby baby ooooooh baby baby baby ooooooooooooh