1. be really naughty

 

2. wait until xmas so u'll get your coal

 

3. sell all the coal to power companies

 

4. profit

That's actually a really good idea.

Maybe that's why no one wants you to be naughty. You're getting ripped off by being nice.

But then Santa will give you the fungus from elves' feet for being naughty instead...... <______<

So if you want to troll Santa, you just make the opposite of what you you usually do to get to his list! Who would ever thought about that?

Why not just cheat him from his cookies! ....Oh wait that's the least most naughty thing ever. D8 I think.