Part 1

Bartz & Demyx: (both are walking, minding their own business, before bumping into each other) Ow! ... (Gasp!) Ohmygod, it's soooo cute!!

(Firion walks in)

Bartz: Firion! Can we keep it? Can we keep it?

(Marluxia walks in, rose petals flying around)

Demyx: Marly! Can we pleeeeeeeease keep it?

(As Bartz & Demyx hug, Firion glares at Marluxia)

Firion: Seriously?

Marluxia: (roses appear) What?~<3

Firion: Man, I least I don't overdo it... Do I?

Marluxia: (holding flower up to face) Maybe we should hook up sometime...

Firion: Hey, is that my wild rose?! Agh! (attacks)

Demyx: (about to cry) Marly...

Bartz: Firion, you're cheating on me with a chick?

Marluxia: (Hugging Demyx) Aww, I'm sorry, my pet. Daddy won't scare you like that ever again.

Bartz: (Holds arms out to Firion for a hug)

Firion: (glares) No.

Bartz: (whimpers)

Marluxia: O, young one. (Holds arm out) You can come under my roof. There's room for one more.

Firion: (holds on to Bartz, glaring at Marluxia) No way.

Bartz: (smiles) Yay!

Part 2

Axel: (stands there)

Cloud: (tackles Axel) Reno! I misded you!

Axel: (chokes) Who?

Roxas: (punches Cloud) Back off my man, bitch!

Onion Knight: Ah! (takes out weapons) It's a manakin of me!

Cloud: (on ground) Don't worry about me, I'm okay.....

Roxas: Um, 1: I'm a Nobody, not a manakin. And 2: I'm Sora's Nobody, not yours.

O.K.: How do you know that?

Roxas: What's your name?

O.K.: My friends call me the Onion Knight!

Roxas: ... Yeah, I don't see how you can get Roxas from... Onion Knight.

 

Part 3

Sa

Part 4

(Emporer and Vexen are arguing)

Vexen: I have a higher IQ than you could ever accomplish!

Emporer: That may be true, but there's something I've accomplished that you never have.

Vexen: Oh yeah? What's that?

Emporer: Have you ever seen the movie Labryninth?

Vexen: Yeah.

Emporer: Well, I was the emperor.

Vexen: ... (bows) You are my most favorited movie character ever! I adore how you kidnap babies!

Emporer: Why, thank you.

Vexen: If it's not too much, can I clone you-

Emporer: No.

Part 5

Shantotto: Hi, I'm Shantotto.

Xion: (shakes hand) I'm Xion.

Lexaeus: (walks in) ... Yuri.... No.

 

Terra & Larxene: (about to talk)

Lexaeus: (shouts at them) Opposites attract! Haven't you ever heard of that saying?! No god-f**king yuri!!

 

Lexaeus: (sits by a pillar, sulking)

Zexion: (walks by, reading book; notices sulking) ... uh... Hey, big guy. How you feeling, buddy?

Lexaeus: It's tough... Keeping the natural balance untouched, you know?

Zexion: (Thinks: So yuri upsets the natural balance?)

Lexaeus: What are you reading?

Zexion: Oh, the third installment of the Twilight saga. It really is a tight-gripping novel-

Lexaeus: (takes book) NOW YOU'RE TAKING IT A STEP TOO FAR!

Zexion: Hey! What are you doing?!

Lexaeus: (destroys book)

Zexion: ... (whimpers)

Lexaeus: (Thinks: Oh shit! I just made Zexion cry! I gotta make him stop! Think, Lexaeus, think!)

????: It's okay, Zexy.

Lexaeus: (Notices Marluxia's prescence)

Marluxia: Here, you can rest under my wing.

Demyx: (waves) Hi Lexy!

Lexaeus: -_-'

Part 6

Xaldin: So... what's with the lipstick?

Cecil: So.. what's with the sideburns?

 

Part 7

Luxord: I am the trickiest guy around these shores. (eating cupcake)

Cloud: (unwedgies self) Yeah... but I bet I'm more trickier.

Luxord: Oh yeah?

Cloud: Yeah. You know how you're eating my cupcake?

Luxord: Yeah.

Cloud: And you know that cupcakes are made with milk?

Luxord: Yeah.

Cloud: Yeah, well, that was made with some other liquid substance...

Luxord: ... (eyes widen, spits out cupcake) Bleh! Bleh! Eww! (runs off)

Cloud: Hehe...

Sephiroth: Yeah, well, you know how hairspray is made with milk?

Cloud: ... No...?

Sephiroth: Well, yours was.

Cloud: But my hair's been standing all-

Sephiroth: (splashes a bucket of milk on Cloud's hair)

Cloud: -_-

 

SEPHIROTH ALWAYS GETS THE LAST LAUGH!! >O

So,you're writing too, aren't you?Very good.

Final Part

(The... End...?)

Marluxia: I couldn't help but stare at your crotch.

Firion: What?

Marluxia: At first, it was just because of your costume design, but now... (rose in mouth) I'm tempted.

Firion: -_- ... Did your mother beat you with roses when you were little?

Marluxia: O.o Whu-

 

THE END!!!

 

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Marluxia: Hurry up, I'm horny.

Zexion: (on computer) Hold on, let me find the closest place for porn. ... Ugh, all of these useless sites...

Marluxia: Try Bing.com.

Zexion: Okay... (has a book in the background) Oh, looks better already.

Marluxia: Find a store.

Zexion: Okay.. There we go. Best Buy, down the street. Has some great ratings for its porn.

Marluxia: Perfect.

Zexion: Okay. let's go.

Marluxia: What's the rush?

Zexion: I thought you were horny?

Marluxia: I am. B) (zipper sound)

Thanks! ^^

It ended already? This story was too short,now you have to make another one. Just kidding,you're going well.

It's short? I was gonna make a comic of it, but I was that lazy. Besides, if I think of any other random encounters of Dissidia and Org. XIII, I shall add on! ^^

I was just kidding,the story is good. Don't take me to seriously,I'm not usually serious,pay attention in that

I knows.