Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report.
Scheduled to coincide with Comic Con being held down the street, bullies from all over the world converged to share their love of torturing those weaker than themselves, and to steal their cash.
"Your average geek arrives at Comic Con flush with action figure and pizza money that can be acquired by means as simple as grabbing them by the throat and shouting in their face to hand it over," remarked Bully Con founder Henry Bowers, "It's like shooting fags in a barrel."
The spirit of Bully Con isn't all about money however, as many of its participants are quick to point out.
"For me, it's all about grinding these little shits into a pulp," commented bully Scott Farkus Jr., "For instance, this year I saw this fat kid dressed as Captain America and I punched him in the stomach and threw him into a dumpster. I mean, who's ever heard of a Captain America with bitch tits?"
Other highlights of this year's Bully Con included seminars by former agents of both the CIA and KGB, who reportedly illustrated the finer points of mental torture to maximize target suicide rates.
Expounded Reseda-based bully Johnny Lawrence: "I learned that it's all well and good to pound the crap out of some nerd-gentleman, but that a master bully draws from a diverse arsenal of both physical and psychological weapons capable of not only crushing the nerd-gentleman's body, but also crippling their mind and soul."
Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report.
Scheduled to coincide with Comic Con being held down the street, bullies from all over the world converged to share their love of torturing those weaker than themselves, and to steal their cash.
"Your average geek arrives at Comic Con flush with action figure and pizza money that can be acquired by means as simple as grabbing them by the throat and shouting in their face to hand it over," remarked Bully Con founder Henry Bowers, "It's like shooting fags in a barrel."
The spirit of Bully Con isn't all about money however, as many of its participants are quick to point out.
"For me, it's all about grinding these little shits into a pulp," commented bully Scott Farkus Jr., "For instance, this year I saw this fat kid dressed as Captain America and I punched him in the stomach and threw him into a dumpster. I mean, who's ever heard of a Captain America with bitch tits?"
Other highlights of this year's Bully Con included seminars by former agents of both the CIA and KGB, who reportedly illustrated the finer points of mental torture to maximize target suicide rates.
Expounded Reseda-based bully Johnny Lawrence: "I learned that it's all well and good to pound the crap out of some nerd-gentleman, but that a master bully draws from a diverse arsenal of both physical and psychological weapons capable of not only crushing the nerd-gentleman's body, but also crippling their mind and soul."
(source: newsmutiny)