[align=center]Chya, something i randomly decided to work on something like this, since i read all of the Xemnas Reports comics i came up with this idea.

 

So lets start off with Page 1- Internet

 

"Dear Diary, this whole new "Internet" crap is seriously strange, it likes, WOOSH, a new page opens, WOOSH, suddenly something moves, its so weeeird. Nowadays the only people i see are Larxene and Luxord, Larxene has no use for the internet and Luxord plays poker more. So pretty much me and those 2 always hang in the gray room, laying around, finding something to do, of course Larxene sharpens her knives or is on that Ipad or whatever the heck its called, while Luxord plays poker with me. (AND ALWAYS WINS T_T) And of course i stay away from the computer cause i discovered about P*rn and apparently wet myself, that internet is a scary-*ss thing. The others just stay in their rooms like a mindless zombies, Xemnas is always editting the Organization 13 Website, Roxas stays up all night playing Internet games and screaming his head off. Thank god im not next to his room, Axel always watches youtube video's of girls getting fatter (WHATS WITH THAT?!), Saix always chats with Xemnas on the computer while they're rooms are together, Xion is for some reason looking up "Muscles" and "naked", what is with her, she's like one of those H*rny school girls! And Zexion, he always reads online stories, his smarts are insane. And Lexaeus...god knows what he does in their. And for some reason, Xaldin always stays in the same room as Vexen, dunno why, maybe they are making something? Marluxia, now i know for a fact he is just in their searching for some kind of big naked macho man. (Ew.) And of course the others are probably just enjoying themselves, i don't really know what they are up to. I think that thanks to this whole Internet crap Org 13 became as lazy as Gamestop, i like it n all but i kinda miss fighing Heartless punks. Time for me, Larxene, and Luxord to do something about this.

 

Total fail. Lets pray i do better when they take down their Internet.[/align]

[align=center]GASP! ANOTHER?!

 

Chapter 6-Virus

 

"After much planning, i told Larxene and Luxord that the Internet had been screwing around with the Organizations jobs, Luxord said "Well, the only thing i hate about those stupid box's is that they play poker. But only one kind, with REAL cards you can play any game." So he agreed, Larxene said that she thinks that everyone else needed a life, so they agreed I am writing this so people can go outside for once. So Luxord said "Why not make a virus?" we wondered what the h*ll a virus was, we heard of the flu, but a virus for a computer? How is that possible? He started saying that he could trick Vexen into making us a Virus. It was simple, just trick him into believing Virus' were supposed to make computers better, but he was seriously smart, and well...Luxord came out with a green tongue and a bent nose. Larxene was grossed out. So Larxene said, "Why not we find someone on the internet who could help?" It was ironic since we wanted to stop Org 13 from using the internet, so Larxene looked on her Ipad and found someone who said he would send a virus to all of Org 13's computers, crashing them. Sweet hallelujah, we said not to send the virus to a certain computer, mine, this dude was very nice, and i wanted to talk to him once in a while, he said he would do his best, a week later, random screams came from all the rooms. Laughter from a few, sweet, sweet victory. Thank you Liraxus!"

 

Just a note, im not really a virus maker .[/align]

Haha pretty good long time but plz put up more!!!

Teh Public demandz moar? Ok, will make another chapter 2morrow.

No. You must make it nowww.

Tonight. I Promise.

 

Btw, since Larxenes Diary, was made, i was thinking of a new diary/journal, any idea's?

[align=Center]YAY.

 

Chapter 7-Something strange...

 

"Well, this week was...very strange, slowly, the Organization members have been getting slower and slower, me too even, i mean, they look fine but still, they look like they are ready to just fall on the floor and die. Roxas noticed his weight gain got worst, but its strange how he is actually getting effected. Maybe its because we got SUPER STOMACH's ya, i like that. ~Super Stomach's~ Heh. So i talked to Roxas a bit, he said that he had been eating mainly only pizza, i got to thinking...

 

Pizza + Eating = Lazy?

 

Nah. Thats impossible. So weeks later, roxas took longer getting his clothing on cause of his weight gain, so soon i talked to him again, Larxene joined in, at first i said "Roxas, your fat" and he...agreed...it was like reverse psycalagoh! Larxene said that pizza had something called "Carbs" and "Fat" since we were...half...dead? Ya know, when you think of it, wouldn't we be some kind of half zombie? Huh, why not put brains on that pizza Roxxy? So Larxene said that Roxas had to eat salad, she said she always ate it to keep thin. I always wonder why i never gained wei- oh my god. I GAINED WEIGHT! Oh lord, i need to eat some salad NAO! or else i swear i wasfkllll

 

If your wondering what happened, Demyx was knocked out while typing.[/align]

o.o Demy was knocked out? *Gasp* Poor Demy D:

Oh my god, good job. I literally cannot read any one of the entries without laughing.

I must know what happened to poor Demyx D: