(The funny thing about this, is that the people who played these characters played characters in Prince of Egypt. Michelle Pfieffer [Catwoman] really played Tzepporah, and Moses [Val Kilmer] really was Batman, both characters ended up together at one point both times. Voldemort really played Rameses, and Patrick Stewart played the Pharaoh, Seti.) Captain Picard raised his children to worship the Gods, however, Voldemort was a "Blasphemous son" and Batman was only making matters worse. The Captains servants, Steve Martin and Jack Frost, had been finding Voldemort guilty of Batmans doings. Eventually, Picard thought that Voldemort needed the oppertunity to prove himself, so he appointed him Regent, and gave him Catwoman. Voldemort eventually gave her to Batman. Batman let Catwoman escape. Eventually, Batman ran after Catwoman, only finding Mrs. Congeniality and Ian Malcolm, who turned out to be Batmans siblings. Realizing his life was a lie, Batman ran to a temple to relax and compensate. He had a dream of his real past, where Mrs. Congeniality and her mother helped him escape the guards. Eventually, Batman woke up, and found etches of this story on the wall. Picard came to him, telling him that sacrifices must be made. Batman, disgusted, ran away to his "mother", Queen Elizabeth II. She told him not to take gifts lightly. The next day, he found Voldemort making plans for new temples, while others like him were being abused by servants. Eventually, he accidentally killed one, and ran off in shame. Batman was caught in a sand storm, but was later rescued by a passing camel, which then dragged him to a small village. There, he saved Catwoman and her sisters from passing criminals. Being grateful, Catwomans father, Leroy Berry, had offered a service in his honor. Eventually, Batman and Catwoman were wedded, and Batman had become a sheperd for the village. One day, a sheep wandered off, and batman chased it. Eventually, he stumbled upon... himself, but by the name Bruce Wayne. Mr. Wayne told him to go back to egypt, and Batman did so. He brought Catwoman with him. He was delightfully greeted by Voldemort, who had become Pharaoh in Captain Picards place. Batman told him that he came to bring Justice to his people, the citizens of Gotham. In negative response, he sent Jack Frost and Steve Martin to convince him to join them instead. Batman denied them, and Voldemort became enraged with Batman. Voldemort ordered harder work upon the Gotham citizens, making Iam Malcolm and others mad.Mrs. Congeniality went to Batmans side, and defended him. Voldemort met again with Batman, ordering him to give up. Batman replied, saying "Let my people go." Voldemort refused again, and sent his servants to kill him. Bruce Wayne then entered Batman, and turned the waters to the blood of his parents. Voldemorts Death Eaters responded in disgust, and ran back. Jack Frost preformed a trick to mimic this move, and gained Voldemorts trust. Once again, he ordered Batman to give up, but he was still steadfast, with the citizens of Gotham. So, Bruce Wayne ordered plagues to... plague Egypt. This lead to Voldemorts son, Skeeto, to die. He gave up, and let the citizens go back to Gotham, which was a long walk... (I just realized that this makes Bruce Wayne Jesus.) Mrs.Congeniality and Catwoman rejoiced, and led on with Batman to Gotham. However, Voldemort sent more death eaters to track them down and kill them all. However, once again, through the power of Bruce Wayne, Batman was saved, and everyone was in Gotham again.The End.
(The funny thing about this, is that the people who played these characters played characters in Prince of Egypt. Michelle Pfieffer [Catwoman] really played Tzepporah, and Moses [Val Kilmer] really was Batman, both characters ended up together at one point both times. Voldemort really played Rameses, and Patrick Stewart played the Pharaoh, Seti.) Captain Picard raised his children to worship the Gods, however, Voldemort was a "Blasphemous son" and Batman was only making matters worse. The Captains servants, Steve Martin and Jack Frost, had been finding Voldemort guilty of Batmans doings. Eventually, Picard thought that Voldemort needed the oppertunity to prove himself, so he appointed him Regent, and gave him Catwoman. Voldemort eventually gave her to Batman. Batman let Catwoman escape. Eventually, Batman ran after Catwoman, only finding Mrs. Congeniality and Ian Malcolm, who turned out to be Batmans siblings. Realizing his life was a lie, Batman ran to a temple to relax and compensate. He had a dream of his real past, where Mrs. Congeniality and her mother helped him escape the guards. Eventually, Batman woke up, and found etches of this story on the wall. Picard came to him, telling him that sacrifices must be made. Batman, disgusted, ran away to his "mother", Queen Elizabeth II. She told him not to take gifts lightly. The next day, he found Voldemort making plans for new temples, while others like him were being abused by servants. Eventually, he accidentally killed one, and ran off in shame. Batman was caught in a sand storm, but was later rescued by a passing camel, which then dragged him to a small village. There, he saved Catwoman and her sisters from passing criminals. Being grateful, Catwomans father, Leroy Berry, had offered a service in his honor. Eventually, Batman and Catwoman were wedded, and Batman had become a sheperd for the village. One day, a sheep wandered off, and batman chased it. Eventually, he stumbled upon... himself, but by the name Bruce Wayne. Mr. Wayne told him to go back to egypt, and Batman did so. He brought Catwoman with him. He was delightfully greeted by Voldemort, who had become Pharaoh in Captain Picards place. Batman told him that he came to bring Justice to his people, the citizens of Gotham. In negative response, he sent Jack Frost and Steve Martin to convince him to join them instead. Batman denied them, and Voldemort became enraged with Batman. Voldemort ordered harder work upon the Gotham citizens, making Iam Malcolm and others mad. Mrs. Congeniality went to Batmans side, and defended him. Voldemort met again with Batman, ordering him to give up. Batman replied, saying "Let my people go." Voldemort refused again, and sent his servants to kill him. Bruce Wayne then entered Batman, and turned the waters to the blood of his parents. Voldemorts Death Eaters responded in disgust, and ran back. Jack Frost preformed a trick to mimic this move, and gained Voldemorts trust. Once again, he ordered Batman to give up, but he was still steadfast, with the citizens of Gotham. So, Bruce Wayne ordered plagues to... plague Egypt. This lead to Voldemorts son, Skeeto, to die. He gave up, and let the citizens go back to Gotham, which was a long walk... (I just realized that this makes Bruce Wayne Jesus.) Mrs.Congeniality and Catwoman rejoiced, and led on with Batman to Gotham. However, Voldemort sent more death eaters to track them down and kill them all. However, once again, through the power of Bruce Wayne, Batman was saved, and everyone was in Gotham again.The End.
Edited by Admiral Antoine