Alright: You're gonna sit there. shut the crud up, and freaking listen to me, 'cause I don't repeat myself.

Look, it's like this: my STUPID little brother, Shugo, signed us up for this online RPG called KHWorld, just to be annoying.

Yeah, since no one bothered to tell us the KHWorld is....

Well, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Names Ellen, by the way; Ellen Rosewood.

Bear with me: from here on it gets weird.

LOG IN 3: Wonderland Coded AREA: Lotus Forest CHARACTER: Rose, Shugo

The forest was pretty easy to get lost in, I realized, as Shugo insisted on runnig ahead throught the waving grass to see around the next corner.

We'd leveled up a few times from surprise Heartless attacks, and Shugo's cry of either terror or glee led me to believe we would do so again.

Running around the oak tree dead center of the forest, I found out I was wrong.

" You yelled for a damn TREASURE CHEST???" I yelled, boping Shugo on the head with my fist, both in the game and in reality.

" Ow... It's the first chest we've ever found, I thought you'd be happy."

Fighting every impulse to kill my little brother then and there, I summoned my Keyblade, FiresDeath, and tapped the lid.

Green words appeared in mid air before us: ITEMS OBTAINED: Hat, Cape.

" Cool, level up stuff." Shugo said, eagerly stuffing the lurid green hat onto the blue spikes of his PC's head.

More green letters appeared above him with a ping: SHUGO LEVELED UP! Magic: +2 HP + 4

I was instantly jealouse: MY character was a MAGE, for crying out loud, and SHUGO leveled up in magic?

I shoved my arms through the acid purple capes straps, more letters pinged up: ROSE LEVELED UP! DODGE OBTAINED

That was it? DODGE???

" We're SOOO trading items." I said, snatching the hat off Shugo's head.

" Hey, give it! "

Our levels promptly went up and down at fast rates, and we tug-of-warred over the items.

Finally, Shugo got the cape, Level 3, and Dodge Roll.

I got Level 4, Magic + 7, and Blizzara.

I was starting to enjoy KHWorld.