Death the Kid- "Ah, what a wonderful day at the DWMA... The sky is blue, the grass is green, the sun is laughing... Because apparently large balls of gas in the sky are capable of laughter. And, most importantly..." *Looks over to the DWMA building* "The DWMA is still perfectly symmetrical... Nothing could ruin this peace... Nothing... at... all..."
Black Star- "YAHOOOOOOOO!" *Crashes down on one of the spikes on the school building* "HEY THERE KID!"
DTK- "NO, BLACK STAR, DON'T... Wait, the building is safe... Ah, good. I was afraid you'd disturb it's perfect balance... again."
Black Star- "Who, me? I wouldn't do that!" *Laughs* "Today's a perfect day, I wouldn't screw that up!"
DTK- "Ah, yes, a perfect day indeed... I haven't relaxed like this in ages..."
Maka- "Hey, what are you guys up to? Shouldn't we be in class?"
Black Star- "Who goes to class on a day like this? We should be relaxing, and by relaxing, I mean you should all help me train! I need to keep my number one spot!"
Maka- *Slams a book over Black Star's head* "Come on you idiot, we can't just skip class!"
Tsubaki- "Actually, we don't even have class today... So Black Star's right, we should relax today!"
Soul- "You're so uncool sometimes, Black Star... Anyway, I'm up for a day of doing nothing." *Yawns*
Patti- "Yaay, nothing!"
Liz- "Fine by me, too..."
Narrator- "And just then-"
Black Star- "Whoa, we get a narrator!? How cool is that!? Hey narrator, I want you to be my personal narrator, okay-"
Narrator- "Narrator... CHOP!" *A giant hand comes out of the sky and splats Black Star to the ground*
Black Star- "Ow... I thought I was your favorite!"
Narrator- "Shush, Black Star. Now then... Just then, something came out of the sky!"
*A shining bolt of light beams down from the clouds, slicing through one of the spikes on the school building and landing in the center of the group of students*
Kid- "No, the school's perfect symmetry, ruined! Who would do such a-"
Mysterious Voice- "Fool!"
Black Star and Kid- *Faces curl up in disgust, mouths partially close, and eyes partially shut* "Not him..."
*A blinding flash of light envelops the group, and when it goes away, they see...*
Excalibur- "Fools! How dare you not acknowledge my presence immediately! You'd make horrible meisters."
Maka- "Uh, mister Excalibur... I thought you were stuck in that stone? How did you get here, and why?"
Excalibur- "Fool! Did I give you permission to speak?"
Maka- "Uh, no, sorry sir..."
Excalibur- "Fool! My legend dates back to the twelfth century, as does my reasoning for being here..."
All Students- "Oh boy..."
*After a difficult, snore-filled five hour long story time...*
Excalibur- "And thus, this is why I need your help."
Maka- "So, you need us to take down this witch named Morganna before she destroys the world?"
All Students But Maka- *Muttering* "You paid attention to the whole thing...?"
Excalibur- "Fools! Yes, the girl is correct. That is the job I have assigned you all. You have until the end of next week, and Lord Death is already aware of your quest. Now then, who would wish to take up the holy sword Excalibur for this quest?"
All Students- "Sorry, we'd better get going!" *Run off, leaving Excalibur behind*
Chapter 1- The Quest
Death the Kid- "Ah, what a wonderful day at the DWMA... The sky is blue, the grass is green, the sun is laughing... Because apparently large balls of gas in the sky are capable of laughter. And, most importantly..." *Looks over to the DWMA building* "The DWMA is still perfectly symmetrical... Nothing could ruin this peace... Nothing... at... all..."
Black Star- "YAHOOOOOOOO!" *Crashes down on one of the spikes on the school building* "HEY THERE KID!"
DTK- "NO, BLACK STAR, DON'T... Wait, the building is safe... Ah, good. I was afraid you'd disturb it's perfect balance... again."
Black Star- "Who, me? I wouldn't do that!" *Laughs* "Today's a perfect day, I wouldn't screw that up!"
DTK- "Ah, yes, a perfect day indeed... I haven't relaxed like this in ages..."
Maka- "Hey, what are you guys up to? Shouldn't we be in class?"
Black Star- "Who goes to class on a day like this? We should be relaxing, and by relaxing, I mean you should all help me train! I need to keep my number one spot!"
Maka- *Slams a book over Black Star's head* "Come on you idiot, we can't just skip class!"
Tsubaki- "Actually, we don't even have class today... So Black Star's right, we should relax today!"
Soul- "You're so uncool sometimes, Black Star... Anyway, I'm up for a day of doing nothing." *Yawns*
Patti- "Yaay, nothing!"
Liz- "Fine by me, too..."
Narrator- "And just then-"
Black Star- "Whoa, we get a narrator!? How cool is that!? Hey narrator, I want you to be my personal narrator, okay-"
Narrator- "Narrator... CHOP!" *A giant hand comes out of the sky and splats Black Star to the ground*
Black Star- "Ow... I thought I was your favorite!"
Narrator- "Shush, Black Star. Now then... Just then, something came out of the sky!"
*A shining bolt of light beams down from the clouds, slicing through one of the spikes on the school building and landing in the center of the group of students*
Kid- "No, the school's perfect symmetry, ruined! Who would do such a-"
Mysterious Voice- "Fool!"
Black Star and Kid- *Faces curl up in disgust, mouths partially close, and eyes partially shut* "Not him..."
*A blinding flash of light envelops the group, and when it goes away, they see...*
Excalibur- "Fools! How dare you not acknowledge my presence immediately! You'd make horrible meisters."
Maka- "Uh, mister Excalibur... I thought you were stuck in that stone? How did you get here, and why?"
Excalibur- "Fool! Did I give you permission to speak?"
Maka- "Uh, no, sorry sir..."
Excalibur- "Fool! My legend dates back to the twelfth century, as does my reasoning for being here..."
All Students- "Oh boy..."
*After a difficult, snore-filled five hour long story time...*
Excalibur- "And thus, this is why I need your help."
Maka- "So, you need us to take down this witch named Morganna before she destroys the world?"
All Students But Maka- *Muttering* "You paid attention to the whole thing...?"
Excalibur- "Fools! Yes, the girl is correct. That is the job I have assigned you all. You have until the end of next week, and Lord Death is already aware of your quest. Now then, who would wish to take up the holy sword Excalibur for this quest?"
All Students- "Sorry, we'd better get going!" *Run off, leaving Excalibur behind*
Excalibur- "... Fools."