Lots of people are bored- I'M bored; I'm gonna start a story, then you build on top of it and add to it in any way you want: randomness is key (if you don't want to, no worries)

 

On a rather cold day, beneath the burning sun, a Heartless was making its way to the supermarket. You see, he had run out of paper towels on which to feast upon, and was looking to restock. Just then, Michael Jordan ran up to him and chucked him through a nearby window. "Turkey!" he exclaimed, performing a victory dance to appease his ancestors.

 

(just build on it...or leave me awkwardly hanging here...your call)

It was then Santa Claus realized the error of his ways, upon watching the burning of the local McDonalds.

 

"In his name, you shall be AVENGED!!!" He bellowed, bringing his axe down upon the mahogany table.

Bunnymund left the orgy, and stared a Xion. 

" Nice boobies. " He said. 

But then Xion turned into Sora, and Bunnymund was checking out the main protagonist from the Kingdom Hearts series.

 

Master Xehanort passed by with a troll face before skipping away.

Sora/Xion checked into a mental hospital for the gender impared, and Bunny hopped away. 

"God bless us, every one," Morgan Freeman said, whacking Michael Jordan over the head with his crutch.

Morgan Freeman then exploded. 

And Michael Jordan did grin, as he lobbed the holy hand grenade at the local Wal Mart, taking out seven carts with the blast.

Jack did the Timewarp in the flames, but melted into goo.

Roxas cried. 

Jerry picked up Donald and made his way to the pub with Arnold.

Bunny ran them over in a Hummer. 

And Santa jumped atop the hood and began hacking away at the windshield with his pencil.

Bunny swerved erraticly, hitting Xion and Axle. 

Kairi laughed. 

Javelin then ditched his plushie, took Kairi and teleported out of there; but not before Santa followed through the portal after them

Meanwhile, L had wandered through a portal, and stood there chewing his thumb. 

Everyone from the dance party dispersed, disappearing into the forest and transforming into frogs that flew away until the next summer's eve

L did the Timewarp in the middle of the road for lack of anything better to do. 

birds flew over L and pooped on his head

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L walked up to RiptmrbRC and said "you really shouldn't be taking viagra, I hear it has the side effect of growing gills. Here take this instead" L swiped the bird poop on two fingers and shoved it in his mouth. "There that should work.... If you start pooping feathers then see a doctor, unless of course the feathers are blue... then you're screwed."

Then L boogied down to  THRILLER, like the nerd he was. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just picture that for a second: Now make a gif out of it. 

Edited January 6, 201411 yr by TheTimidLight