Alone with your thoughts,

Worst feeling in the world,

Gotta keep the mind busy,

Watch the hamster on the wheel

 

Looks like the water's empty,

Dehydration will get you fast,

Make sure to eat more salt,

My advice will prolong your life

 

You're not looking too hot,

Or maybe that's the problem,

I'm taking your wallet for an ID,

Wow only ten bucks,

 

It was nice knowing you,

Well not really to be honest,

That's why you're down there alone,

While I'm out the door.

Hmmmmm....

Picturing a one night stand robbing someone in a dusty roadside inn while reading this.

I pictured robbing a dying person, good poem nonetheless

Hmmmmm....Picturing a one night stand robbing someone in a dusty roadside inn while reading this.

Muahahahaha!

I pictured robbing a dying person, good poem nonetheless

That's the gist of it- but they got robbed for a reason