Hey guys, Flash here. I've been kinda lazy with writing lately... BUT NO MORE! Anyway... This story's kinda based off of the Naruto movie Road to Ninja. Basically, it's about an alternate universe where everyone acts the exact opposite of how they act in our world. Nothing I add in here is meant to hurt someone, or bash them, putting the disclaimer right there. I might exaggerate for comedic purposes. If you'd like the be included, and I know enough about you to come up with the opposite version of you, then I'll add you in. However, if you want to be included, please make sure you won't take any of these jokes the wrong way. Anyway... Let's begin!
Chapter 1: Rude Awakening
Hey there. My name's- well, my real name's not important. I go by Yellow Flash these days, although most people call me Flash or Axel. Who are these people I'm talking about, you ask? Well, they're the good people of KH13. What's KH13? Well, it's a fairly well populated town that I live in. It's a pretty peaceful place, although it gets really wacky there sometimes. I've had a lot of crazy adventures there, but there's one that stands out to me the most...
I woke up, at 8:00 as always. It felt like any other morning. I opened my window shade, taking a view of the world outside my house. Ah... Time for another day of screwing around! I quickly got dressed, ate breakfast, and ran outside. As usual, there were a few people walking around town, minding their own business. Let's see... I didn't have anything to do today, did I? I remember hearing about some party that's supposed to be going on today, I hope I can manage to make it... After a while, I noticed a familiar face. "Hey, Firaga!" I shouted, walking over to my friend.
Firaga Sensei jumped as I called his name, and nervously looked back towards me. "O-oh, it's just you, Axel..." He sighed. "What's up...? You're usually not around this early..."
"What do you mean? I'm always up this early, man. What, did I miss Daylight Savings Time or something?" I asked, remembering that was a long time ago. "Wait, no, I didn't... By the way, what's wrong with you? You seem... jumpy." I asked, a bit confused.
"Wh-what do you mean...? I'm always like this..." He looked confused.
"Uh..." I tried to think about what was going on. What had I missed the previous day? "Okay, I get it... You're pulling some stupid prank, right? Who else is in on it?" I asked him.
Firaga looked a bit hurt. "It's not a joke... You know that I'm nervous around people... Since when were you so mean, Axel?"
I felt a little bad for him, even though I knew he was joking. "Er, right... Sorry. Anyway, let's move on..." I muttered. "So, what were we doing today, again? I kinda forgot..." I muttered, trying to act innocent.
"Well... We were going to go see Xam..." Firaga muttered, obviously still upset by what I said earlier.
"Alright, let's go find him, then!" I said, and went off on my way, followed by Firaga...
After a while, we ended up at what looked like a large farm. "Uh... What are we doing here, anyway? I thought we were looking for Xam?" I asked
"W-we are..." Firaga stuttered. He pointed towards a tractor that was coming straight towards us. I prepared to dodge out of the way, but thankfully, it stopped a few feet in front of us. Someone who looked fairly familiar stepped off the tractor, only he was wearing a straw hat, and what looked like stereotypical farmer clothes.
"Howdy, pardners!" Xamtweth-ReMIXed grinned at us, barely audible over the country music blaring in the tractor. I tried not to laugh. I gotta give these guys credit, they're going all out with their joke.
"H-hey, Xam..." The loud music seemed to be shaking Firaga up.
"Yo." I waved to Xam. "So, uh... Where to, next?" I asked, anxious to get this stupid joke over with.
"Well, we were goin' to go see the big city n' all." Xam answered.
"Alright." Geez, he even nailed the accent. I thought, and the three of us set off for the town...
Sorry that it's cut short, I'm kinda busy at the moment. Chapter 2 will hopefully come soon!
Hey guys, Flash here. I've been kinda lazy with writing lately... BUT NO MORE! Anyway... This story's kinda based off of the Naruto movie Road to Ninja. Basically, it's about an alternate universe where everyone acts the exact opposite of how they act in our world. Nothing I add in here is meant to hurt someone, or bash them, putting the disclaimer right there. I might exaggerate for comedic purposes. If you'd like the be included, and I know enough about you to come up with the opposite version of you, then I'll add you in. However, if you want to be included, please make sure you won't take any of these jokes the wrong way. Anyway... Let's begin!
Chapter 1: Rude Awakening
Hey there. My name's- well, my real name's not important. I go by Yellow Flash these days, although most people call me Flash or Axel. Who are these people I'm talking about, you ask? Well, they're the good people of KH13. What's KH13? Well, it's a fairly well populated town that I live in. It's a pretty peaceful place, although it gets really wacky there sometimes. I've had a lot of crazy adventures there, but there's one that stands out to me the most...
I woke up, at 8:00 as always. It felt like any other morning. I opened my window shade, taking a view of the world outside my house. Ah... Time for another day of screwing around! I quickly got dressed, ate breakfast, and ran outside. As usual, there were a few people walking around town, minding their own business. Let's see... I didn't have anything to do today, did I? I remember hearing about some party that's supposed to be going on today, I hope I can manage to make it... After a while, I noticed a familiar face. "Hey, Firaga!" I shouted, walking over to my friend.
Firaga Sensei jumped as I called his name, and nervously looked back towards me. "O-oh, it's just you, Axel..." He sighed. "What's up...? You're usually not around this early..."
"What do you mean? I'm always up this early, man. What, did I miss Daylight Savings Time or something?" I asked, remembering that was a long time ago. "Wait, no, I didn't... By the way, what's wrong with you? You seem... jumpy." I asked, a bit confused.
"Wh-what do you mean...? I'm always like this..." He looked confused.
"Uh..." I tried to think about what was going on. What had I missed the previous day? "Okay, I get it... You're pulling some stupid prank, right? Who else is in on it?" I asked him.
Firaga looked a bit hurt. "It's not a joke... You know that I'm nervous around people... Since when were you so mean, Axel?"
I felt a little bad for him, even though I knew he was joking. "Er, right... Sorry. Anyway, let's move on..." I muttered. "So, what were we doing today, again? I kinda forgot..." I muttered, trying to act innocent.
"Well... We were going to go see Xam..." Firaga muttered, obviously still upset by what I said earlier.
"Alright, let's go find him, then!" I said, and went off on my way, followed by Firaga...
After a while, we ended up at what looked like a large farm. "Uh... What are we doing here, anyway? I thought we were looking for Xam?" I asked
"W-we are..." Firaga stuttered. He pointed towards a tractor that was coming straight towards us. I prepared to dodge out of the way, but thankfully, it stopped a few feet in front of us. Someone who looked fairly familiar stepped off the tractor, only he was wearing a straw hat, and what looked like stereotypical farmer clothes.
"Howdy, pardners!" Xamtweth-ReMIXed grinned at us, barely audible over the country music blaring in the tractor. I tried not to laugh. I gotta give these guys credit, they're going all out with their joke.
"H-hey, Xam..." The loud music seemed to be shaking Firaga up.
"Yo." I waved to Xam. "So, uh... Where to, next?" I asked, anxious to get this stupid joke over with.
"Well, we were goin' to go see the big city n' all." Xam answered.
"Alright." Geez, he even nailed the accent. I thought, and the three of us set off for the town...
Sorry that it's cut short, I'm kinda busy at the moment. Chapter 2 will hopefully come soon!