This is a Katekyoushi Hitman REBORN! RolePlay 1x1.

 

Nobody is allowed to post in this thread besides me or Zexion/Ienzo, but please feel free to read to your liking! Please enjoy the RolePlay, and if you don't favor the following pairings, then please don't bother reading.

 

PAIRINGS:

 

Fon x Mammon

Squalo x Bel

Dino x Hibari

Jil x Fran

Spanner x Byakuran

 

 

Zexion/Ienzo, TAKE IT AWAY!

"Yeah. So, Asahi, you're beautiful, but how old are you exactly? You look quite mature." Dino asked, no lie intended. She looked older, but in the good way. She just had that aura about her.

"I'm 13." She said, glaring at him. How old was this guy anyways? Like, 29? Hibari chuckled. "Not very sociable with your date, huh?"

 

"Who would be?" Asahi snapped. "She seems too boring for her own good."

 

Bani finally began to snap. "Shut up."

Dino forcefully gulped down his drink of water, squeezing Bani's hand comfortingly. Please lord, please don't do this. Things were going so well!

"N-now sugarmuffin, let's not...lose our temper. Asahi was just kidding..." Dino shot a look at Hibari, pretty much screaming at him to stop his date from saying anything more offensive.

"I AM NOT LOSING MY TEMPER!" She yelled, eyes still locked on the blonde girl. "SHE is just being DIFFICULT! Why the firetruck would you even date such a BITCH?!"

 

"What was that?"

"You heard me!! I called you a BITCH!"

 

By now, everyone in the restauraunt was looking, baffled. "OH, SO NOW THE TALKING GORILLA IS GOING TO PREACH TO ME!!"

Dino began to mentally hit his head against the table, all the while sweatdropping and giving a shaky smile.

"C-c'mon now, who wants some dessert and you can talk this out quietly...or maybe not in a public resturant..."

"Dino, just let them fight. This is getting good." Hibari watched as the whole chick fight unraveled itself. The two girls were leaning over the table, in each others' faces and snapping back witty comebacks at each other. "WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A DECENT PERSONALITY!!"

 

"YOU CALL THAT A GOOD PERSONALITY??!!"

"ITS AWESOME COMPARED TO YOUR gentlemanRY!!"

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"DUMB BLONDE!"

"CUNT!"

 

The two stared at each other intently, growling like flesh-hungry wolves.

Dino slumped in his seat, breathing out an exasperated sigh. Everyone in the resturant was now watching, throwinging him even deeper into embarrassment.

"God damn it Bani, I'm going to shoot you one of these for doing this..."

"Just like you shot your mom?" Hibari shot back, his expression unchanged.

 

"firetruck YOU!" Bani picked up Asahi, throwing her into the giant fountain in the lobby. Which called for a few walls breaking. Men had made a giant circle around the two as they wrestled in the water. (NICE. I'D BE WATCHING. "RIP OFF HER DRESS! >8D")

At that, Dino looked up, a mixture of feelings going tgrough him. Disbelief, sadness, but mostly, anger. Ignoring everything else around him, the blond stood up, his features oddly serious. With no hesitation, he punched Hibari none to gently in the face.

"You bastard."

 

DIRECTOR'S CUT

 

OOOH SHIT'S GOIN' DOWN!!!

Hibari put a hand to his cheek, frowning. That'd probably leave a huge bruise. He grabbed his tonfas angrily. "Kamikurosu."

Dino swiftly drew his whip, not in the least bit scared. He knew most of Hibari's attacks and his style, hell he trained him. Dino wasn't going to go easy on him like he did back in the old days.

"Try me." Just in the nick of time, Romario ran in, hearing all the rucus.

"Dear lord..." He murmered seeing what had happened.

Dino glared, his brown eyes burning.

"I'm not going easy on you Kyouya."

"I know." He raised his tonfas.

 

MEANWHILE

 

"BANI!!" Lussuria grabbed Bani by the ear. She had several rips and tears in her dress and stockings, her wig was sagging in the water, she was missing one of her shoes, and make-up was running down her face. "NO!! LEMME GO!!! I STILL HAVE TO FINISH HER OFF!!" Bel helped, grabbing her other ear. "No you don't. Ushishishi."

Dino lunged forward quickly, flinging his whip skillfully at his ex-student, successfully lashing against his porcelein cheek.

"You've slowed down since I last trained you. Not that it matters, you always were weak." Dino taunted, smirking slightly.

 

Squalo roared, his anger vein pulsing.

"VOI, LET'S MAKE IT FAST DICKHOLE!!!"

Hibari didn't put up a fight. He had his tonfas out, yes. But he DID deserve this in a way. He shouldn't have disrespected him like that. He let himself get lashed over and over.

 

~~

 

"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" She asked, eyes gleaming. She really just wanted to kick the shit out of that girl.

Dino paused, noticing that Hibari wasn't putting up a fight as he attacked him relentlessly. Guilt slowly built up inside of him as he saw the countless whiplash marks.

"I..." He gripped his weapon tightly, suddenly very ashamed. Dino wasn't one to back down but...this was abuse and he didn't want to hurt Hibari like this...With much effort he tossed his whip to the ground and hurried out of the resturant to his apartment. "Dammit! I'm so...stupid." Dino cursed, running his hands through his hair.

 

Squalo pulled Bani's wig off and grabbed her by her real hair.

"Let's go!!!"

Hibari had numerous red lines all over his face. It hurt. A lot. (NO, IT TICKLED. =o) He didn't bother getting his whip or going outside to see him. He just kinda...Left.

 

~~

 

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW."

Dino paused, mid-way home, and looked back. He...he needed to apologize, or at least let Hibari beat the crap out of him tonight. So he went to the only place Hibari had to call home. Namimori Middle. He didn't bother checking classrooms, he went right to the rooftop, preparing himself to suffer the death of tonfas. He purposely left his jacket and spare whip at home so he could be exposed to more injuries...though he was kind of regreting the idea now...

 

The whioletf rihhde homgxe Squalo kept muttering: why would you ever go on a date woth that clumsy pony...

Hibari was on the roof, but didn't acknowledge the other's presence. He was also without his tonfas for once. He didn't plan on killing anyone, so... (THERE GOES DINO'S PLAN. DERP.)

 

Squalo. Stop being an asshole.

Softly, but somewhat afraid, Dino walked over to Hibari's sitting area and planted himself a foot or so away from him, sitting. Taking a deep breath, he looked at his ex-student, trying to ignore the fresh wounds he had inflicted.

"I...I'm sorry Kyouya."

"I'm sure you are." Hibari retorted. He stared blankly out into the horizon, soaking up the moonlight. (That was just me being poetic.) It was a fine setting to gaze upon once in a while.

Dino knew he hadn't made his point.

"No, I mean I really am. For everything. For suggesting the double-date, for lying to you about Bani,...for hurting you thevway I did." Dino whispered gently, brushing his thumb softly against the cut on the raven-haired teens cheek. He was fighting back a very large urge to hug Hibari and take him in the most manliest fashion at the moment.

Hibari didn't seem to mind. "Thanks, I guess." Hibari said. This was usually the part in Soap Operas where the girl admits her undying affection for the dude. That's just not how shit flies with Hibari.

Dino frowned, taking a risk, and caressed Hibari's cheek and jaw bone lightly. Asahi's memory flickered in his mind. Stupid bronco. He pulled back his hand slightly. Unfortunately, Hibari wasn't his to take.6

"Why'd you stop?" He asked. firetruck Asahi, he wasn't letting this oppurtunity pass him. A small smirk played on his lips.

 

(D'aawwww.)

Dino looked at him in shock.

"But you...I thought you'd be mad at me, along with Asahi..."