This is a Katekyoushi Hitman REBORN! RolePlay 1x1.

 

Nobody is allowed to post in this thread besides me or Zexion/Ienzo, but please feel free to read to your liking! Please enjoy the RolePlay, and if you don't favor the following pairings, then please don't bother reading.

 

PAIRINGS:

 

Fon x Mammon

Squalo x Bel

Dino x Hibari

Jil x Fran

Spanner x Byakuran

 

 

Zexion/Ienzo, TAKE IT AWAY!

"Well, I'm not." He glared at him. "So are you going to make your move, or are you just gonna keep stalling?" Ooooooh, Hibari was feeling antsy.

Letting a small smile creep onto his lips, Dino resumed his feather light actions on Hibari's neck and jaw-line. Leaning forward, Dino wrapped an arm loosely around Hibari's slim waist and pressed his lips passionately against his.

Hibari (HOBAREH) kissed back, actually toppling over his ex-tutor and pinning him to the ground.

 

(Unf. :0)

Dino felt himself blush from the sudden action, kissing to the best of his ability from being pinned.

"W-well wasn't that sudden." He joked, smiling at Hibari with almost half-lidded eyes.

"Yep." (SHUT UP AND GET SEXY. D8<) Hibari got back up. He really just wanted to get back to his office. With Dino. And get nekkid.

 

(WOO.)

Dino stood up as well, grabbing Hibari's wrists and fast walking to his office. Once inside, Dino pushed the younger teen against the wall, ravagely attacking his mouth with his tongue. He'd wanted this for so long...and he always got what he wanted...except for the puppy he wanted when he was 6...

(POOR DINO! ;o; He never got his damn puppy! D=>)

 

He moaned into the kiss, pulling him closer and longing for...You know what, we better stop this arc right here. Dx It's going to get supa-sexii in like, 37 seconds, so we should continue this in a PM.

 

Anyway, which couple next?

Lol, fine but fiish your reply in the pm god dammit Uh...I say...SqualoxBel. YOU FIRST!

Mkay, cool.

~~

 

Bel and Bani were stuck in the living room, intently staring at the screen, playing Left 4 Dead 2. (YEAH MAN.) "Get the cola, Bel." She demanded, shooting a zombie in the head. "WHOOOA HEADSHOT." She cheered. Bel was still outside, holding off a Smoker. "Can't, still protecting you. Just kill the normal guys and I'll hold them off when you go back up."

 

"Awesome." They didn't understand why Squalo never wanted to play with them. Hell, BOSSU had played L4D with them before on an exception that he was Nick and it wasn't the Hard Rain level.

As the two played L4D2 Squalo simply sat on the couch next to Bel, reading his novel, The Notebook and occasionally shaking his head at the duo's actions. Reading was so, much better. Especially now when things were just getting hot.

(AAAAAAHHHH SQUALO IS READING THE NOTEBOOK!! LOLOLOLOL.)

 

"Squalo, why dont'cha like fun?" Bani asked, blowing a bubble out of her gum. "DAMMIT ROCHELLE GET OUT OF MY WAY." She cussed at the screen. Bel continued to shoot Rochelle until she died. "Got it." He always did that. When a character was being an ass, he'd shoot them dead and hope to god that Nick wouldn't heal them. (LOL that means Bel is Ellis and Bani is Coach. OwO'')

The swordsman rolled his eyes, flipping to the next page of his book.

"I do. I just have a different version that doesn't include blasting Infected to smithereens."

 

(IKR?! It's funny cause like 95% of that book is a porno )

"Yeah." Bel retorted, using his chainsaw against a horde of Infected. "Yours is reading porn. Ushishishi." Bani snickered, taking a health pack and healing Nick. "Oh my God, I found a katana! Scooooore!" Bani equipped the sword and slashed at a Hunter in mid-pounce. "DIE, YOU BUTTfiretruckIN' ZOMBIE gentlemanS."

Squalo raised an eyebrow irritated, continueing to read.

"My books are not indecent and I do not read such vulgarity." Just as he said that, Squalo read as Micheal pushed his lover into the wall in a passionate embrace--

(Michael* x3)

 

"Dude, you're reading The Notebook." Bani corrected. "Books don't get more vulgar and profane than that." Bel giggled once more, beginning to shoot up a witch with his semi-automatic shotgun plus laser sight. "Awww man, you just pwned that witch." She complimented.

 

"He probably doesn't get any poon-tang in the real world. That's why he reads it." Bel corrected.

Squalo gripped the hardcover book in his hand tightly, taking deep breaths.

"F-firetruck off brat! At least I go out a do shit, rather than talking to some gentleman online in China on this stupid videogame. At least I have A GIRLFRIEND!!!" He snapped.

Bel laughed. "Well at least the kid in China is cuter than your girlfriend." Bani shot a few more Infected before taking a swig of rum she stole from bossu's stash. "So true." She agreed.

"Oh really? That doesn't make much sense when my girlfriend happens to be one of the hottest Italian models on the runway." Squalo stated, pulling out a picture of a fairly good looking girl.

"Hot, huh? She looks pretty ugly to me." (Oxymoron! :B) He countered. He said that in all honesty as well. She wasn't exactly Megan Fox or Naomi Campbell. Bani took a look and twitched. "She isn't THAT hot, Squalo. She's...okay lookin'. BEL is hotter than that girl."

 

"Thank you."

"Koreans only speak the truth, Bel."

Squalo tossed the book at Bani.

"Well firetruckin' a' Bani. Do you want me to firetruck Bel to prove my point or something?! Jesus Christ..."

Bani looked at him like he was God. "......................................YES."

 

"NO!" Bel protested, kicking Bani in the back of the head. "OWIE."

 

"He is NOT firetrucking me!"

"Awwww..."

On the inside Squalo was sure he felt something-other than anger-and he identified it as...disappointment?! Squalo got quiet and picked up another book. But he didn't read the words, he imagined, instead, being inside that hot space, how he could make Bel mo-WHOA. FREEZE. UH-AH, NOT HAPPENING!!!!

(DAMN YOU SQUALO, ACCEPT YOUR FAAAAATE.)

 

"Just put the cola in the slot, jackass." Bel ordered, fending off even more infected. It wasn't easy being on Expert level. It was like trying to beat Zexion on Proud Mode in CoM! She did so, and Bel noticed the clearing blow up. "YES!" And then Nick died unexpectedly. "Ahhhhh~ He was our best guy, too~"

 

"Quit moaning about it, Bel."

 

(Yeah, I DID do that on purpose. >)

Squalo went stiff-in more than one place-and unexpectantly felt blood rush to his face and south for migration upwards.

Wh-what the hell?! He thought, not understanding. But in the back of his mind he thought he now had audio for that sex tape playing in his mind. God he was on the verge of umming now..!

Bel poked Squalo's side. "Squalo? Daijoubyuu da ne?" Bani and Bel successfully made it to the safe room, stocking up on as much supplies as they could get. "Yeah, brah, you look kinda drunk." Bani was one to talk; she was drinking from a huge bottle of rum.

 

(My desktop is a pic of young!Squalo with his sword eating a sammich. It makes me squee.)