This is a Katekyoushi Hitman REBORN! RolePlay 1x1.

 

Nobody is allowed to post in this thread besides me or Zexion/Ienzo, but please feel free to read to your liking! Please enjoy the RolePlay, and if you don't favor the following pairings, then please don't bother reading.

 

PAIRINGS:

 

Fon x Mammon

Squalo x Bel

Dino x Hibari

Jil x Fran

Spanner x Byakuran

 

 

Zexion/Ienzo, TAKE IT AWAY!

(I just got a good visual of Verde freaking Skull )

 

Verde folded his hands in front of him.

"I've decided to make this decicion, simply because it is in the best interest of my students. Ken, in order to not fail this next test and continue on to the next grade, Chikusa will be tutoring you, being he has the highest grade point level in all of my classes....while yours is the lowest." Chikusa had half a mind to strangle himself with his yo-yos. God damn it Verde, you just hate Chikusa with a burning passion, don't you?!

(Um, Nerd x Goth. =D I'm really sick of the rules here, might I add. NO OFFENSE TO THE MODS.)

 

Ken yawned again, his fangs slightly showing. (Yay for fangs.) "Whatever."

(Lol.)

 

Chikusa sighed, giving out an rritated sigh. He didn't want to do this but if he had to...

???

Chikusa plopped down next to Ken, his history book on the table in his apartment.

"Let's get this over with."

(I'm getting bored of this arc. New one.)

(You litter flicker Fine.)

 

Verde sat at the counter of his shared apartment with Skull, mixing his chemicals.

VERDE:

 

-Smartass

-Egotistical

-Slightly uncaring of other people's problems

-Fends for himself

-Insane

 

That should be it.

 

Skull was watching TV by the fireplace. There was nothing on. At all. So he resorted to FearNet. (LOL I LUV HIM.)

Verde looked up, slightly annoyed as a woman on the tv screamed from terror.

"Could you turn that down?! I'm trying to do my research!" He stated, yelling over the tv.

"firetruck YOU." Skull yelled back, chugging his beer over multiple screams from the same girl on Simon Says.

Verde rolled his eyes. Getting up swiftly. In one languid movement he snatched the remote, turning the volume down, and holding the remote high above his head.

"My work is much more important than you fright fest over here. And if you want to look at something scary, look in the mirror." Verde declared, walking back to the kitchen table.

 

(FFFFUUUU-LEMME AT 'EM!!! My Skull is NOT scary looking!!!)

"Ouch that's cold. You gotta be a jerk to me?" He asked, putting his feet up. HIS DIRTY, GRODY, ICKY BIKER BOOTS on Verde's furniture.

Verde flinched the sight of his beautiful, polished funiture becoming dirtied by Skull's boots (which I love ). He rolled his eyes, placing the remote next to his work stand.

"Well it'd be nice if you didn't ruin everything I own with your boots!" He snapped, lowering his eyes back to his research. Why Luce ever decided to set up these living quarters he'll never know. What he does know is that Skull, is the worst roommate ever! Verde is actually contempt on thinking he's lost precious braincells after living with Skull.

Skull rolled his eyes at him. ?Why do you always have a stick up your ass? Loosen up a little??? He never really cared for Verde`s uptight personality. It bothered him.

Verde scoffed, twirling the silver fountain pen inbetween his fingers.

"I don't have a stick up my ass, so you say, Skull. I simply have class, unlike you."

 

(Well, I think Skull said "Classy people are boring." He blew smoke into Verde's face. Sorry fans, Belyxsh's reply didn't show up for me. I only know what bit she told me over the phone...she was a little busy hanging out with our friend Russell. Do you smell intense, bubbling, jealousy threatening to overflow at any moment? Yes...and I feel bad cause I hung up on her I'm sorry Sheeeeelbyyyy?Shall I make a huge confession as to why I'm jealous or would you rather I didn't?)

 

Verde coughed, the smell of tobacco permeating through his nostrils. Irritated some more, he smacked the cigerette out of Skull's mouth.

Skull shrugged, pulling out an entire pack of Camel cigarettes. Yum.

Verde gave an exasperated sigh, shaking his head. In a way, the smoking was a good thing. Why? Because it would hopefully kill the immature teen and allow him to experiment on his body. Ahhh...disection was his favorite part of gathering info. Verde snickered deviantly to himself.

(Nothing to say here. xDD)

Verde looked back at his work and slumped, he might as well take break. Reluctantly he sat on the loveseat next to Skull.

"Seriously, what is this crap?"

"May." He replied, lighting up again. They were at the end where May was stitching together all the body parts. (That one guy's torso, Adam's hands, Polly's neck and the stripper girl's legs. Derp, I love that part. <3)

"...Oh." Verde watched, slightly interested. "And why exactly do you watch these things?"

 

(Dude...I just watched The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus....I think I've lost my mind. Even Bel would be like: What, the firetruck?

(LOL.)

 

"Because they're entertaining?" He rolled his eyes again.

Verde nodded, watching as the scene continued, noticing something very vital.

"There's no art in it, no goal in mind except distruction...amatuers. I'd gladly show anyone how you're supposed to kill somebody."

 

(PHSYCO MUCH )

(love hiiiim~ <33)

 

"They're actors, brah. Calm down. It's not like a director who went to school for movies and shit would know that without cutting a vein, there wouldn't be as much blood. Or to at LEAST pick up on the leg scene. If she wants to remove that much muscle, you'd have to cut along her thigh in a vertical direction."

"And if she wants to hide the rest, then she'd have to cut up the body into at least six pieces, shove them all in seperate bags and hide them in different places. It's critical to mutilate them fairly well as not to arouse suspicion of who it may be. The holes should be deep so a stray dog won't trace the scent and dig it up. Or maybe use some incense to hide the smell."

 

(Truefax. I picked up on that as I was watching it over again a few weeks ago. xDD I'd be like, "You're amazing. Marry me." owo'')

(Lolz, I love you.)

 

EDIT: Verde raised an eyebrow. The kid knew what he was talking about, that's for sure. Skull got quite detailed...and Verde gave a smirk in return. But being as twisted as he was there was more to it for him.

"I don't mean it like that, though you have a very keen eye and that's a good catch. I'm surprised on your knowledge but then you should know what I mean, that when killing, you need to have purpose, to feel the thrill of killing, You need to appreciate each carve you make, every precious drop of blood spilled. For instance," He paused. "I hate you, but if I were to kill you, I'd be sure to do it with passion at least and give a death equal of your standards. I'd make you another master piece for the collection."

 

(O_O" V-Verde?-hides behind Fong-How am I doing as Verde, I think I suck a bit ^^')

(I've known how to properly cut and hide bodies since I was nine. This is nothing new to me. x3 I love you too! :'D You're doing very well as Verde, if I do say so myself. =0)

 

"Sooooo you're saying that in life they're flawed but in death they can be more treasured and transfixed or molded into whatever? Like I haven't heard Freddy Kreuger pitch that bullshit before~" He drank more beer nonchalantly. Points were points. And of course teaching the world to appreciate the beautiful gift of the art of murder itself was a whole other story. Too many people. So little dull blades.

 

( I made that entire thing up by myself. I like mutilation and dismemberment. Ahhh, the blooood~?)

(Really? This is my first time doing a character like him so it's a little difficult, but that last post was actually much easier then the rest )

 

Verde twitched, grabbing a bottle of the intoxicating substance, and taking a sip.

"That's what I'm saying exactly. But again, I'm not trying to pitch some 'bullshit' as you put it. Only stating a fact. You would be astonished to find what I've done in the past-shiver-. Actually," Verde gave a sly look at Skull, a glint of madness in his eyes as he searched the teens body thuroughly. "I wouldn't mind making you my next victim. I'm actually anticipating it now." Verde laughed before regaining a dead calm tone, still grinning like a mad man. "I'd keep one eye open when you sleep from now on."

 

(Dear Lord, I'm scaring myself )