YAOI WARNING YADDA YADDA YADDA.

 

ZEXION/IENZO MAKE FIRST POST SO HELP ME GOD I WILL BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS AND BURN DOWN YOUR NEW HOUSE.

(Okay, okay, sheesh. So...let's get this started.)

 

Anika sat on the couch of dingy apartment, a thick book in hand. Her eyes read the pages but her mind wasn't registering their meaning. It kept on wandering to the feeling of being watched. During her years of being a hired assasin with her sister made her quite alert.

"Abril," She turned to her identical twin beside her and sighed. She was sharpening her katana...again. "I have a feeling we're being watched.

"Cool." She replied, too focused on sharpening her weapon. She normally didn't take heed to her sister's words, but this time she was a bit more concerned than normal.

The pinkette rolled her visible aqua eye and stood up, snapping the book shut.

"I'm serious sis', I think were being followed everytime we re-locate." From the corner of her eye she noticed a flicker go across her window. "I'm almost certain."

"Ohhhhh no! I am NOT relocating again! This is the eighth time this has happened!" She thrusted her katana forwards, testing out its use. Meh, good enough.

"The feelings mutual." Anika clicked cooly. "So-"

"VOOOOIIII!!!!!" Anika flinched as she whirled around, fists raised. Her weapon was in the repair shop back in Korea, Bani was taking care of it since the last time they re-located the bow had been put into splinters. In front of the twins stood a tall silver-haired haired male with a huge smirk written onto his features.

"Told you so..." She murmered to Abril.

"HELLO GORGEOUS." Abril said, immediately perving over the hot guy in their window. firetruck yes.

Anika rolled her eyes, turning to glare at her sister.

"Abril! He's the guy that's been following us stupid!" She cursed throwing her hands in the air. The man in the window kicked it open, landing nonchalantly into the crappy, leacky, dirty, old, peasant-like apartment.

"VOI! Don't ignore me brats! It's not tea-time anymore girls!!!" Anika dead-panned.

"Tea time?" Abril broke out laughing. "IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE TO YOU, YOU EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE STALKER?!" She whipped out her sword.

The male laughed dangerously, pulling out his own freakishly long sword.

"Try me princess!"

"Hey, HEY! Listen, we don't want much trouble so tell us what the firetruck you want." Anika commanded, hands on her hips. Squalo growled.

"You."

 

(O_O...TAKE ME NOW!!!)

"Ohohoho, y-you're flattering me..." Abril sputtered. That. Was hot. She held down her weapon, her guard dropped.

Anika grew panicked, knowing this man did not want sex but before she could say anything both she and Abril were knocked out.

"To. Easy."

?Varia?

Squalo sauntered back to the base, tossing the unconcious girls onto the table where all the Varia members were sitting around.

"Mission: Complete...boss."

He looked down at the two girls, then smirked. "Waste of space." A blonde in the corner wore a giddy smirk. "Ushishishi."

"VOI! I did my best you drunk failure. They're the wastes of space!!!" Squalo yelled, obviously enraged. He then pointed to the blonbfft that had laufhed. "And shut up you phycopath."

Bel poked one of them in the side. "Meanie~?"

 

Xanxus glared at him. "Take them upstairs."

 

(WHUT? I DUN'T WAUNT TA GO UPSTURRS.)

Squalo let out a sound of dismay before sticking his tongue out at Bel and lazily kickinbfgh thrm offd the gable and kicking them up the stairs...somehow.

???

Anika awoke a good 30 min. later with an aching pain in her sides.

"Ow...what the hell happened." She question, blinking lazily.

"I think that hot guy kidnapped us. Do you know what this means?! We're gonna be forced to give him sex for as long as we live! HOLY SHIT WHY ARE THERE NO WINDOWS IN HERE?! Oh waiiiiit there's one." She immediately went into panic-mode, processing all the horrible things that could possibly happen to them.

Anika shuddered before lifting her shirt to see bruises littering her side.

"Jesus Christ!"

"Yo man, that ain't cool, the boss is asleep dude!"

"Oh darling stop fussing!"

"VOI, Lussuria, stop being a gay...oh."

"....uuuuuuuuuu." (<---Lolz, Gola)

 

Anika looked around, unable to see anything in the darkness.

B; "I LIEK COOKIES."

M; "Shut up, Bel."

X; "DAMMIT, I'M SLEEPING."

A; "I AM SO CONFUSED."

The lights flickered on dimly to reveal a circle of people surrounding them. A floating baby, a guy with long, silver hair, a black guy, a guy with a feathered coat, a weird machine, and an inexplainably hot blond teen. Anika gulped. The symbols on thier jackets...

"That's right, we're the Varia assassination team." The silverette gleamed, aalmodfss like hes was reading her mind.

"Hey. Did you guys notice that the word 'ass' occurrs twice in 'assassination'?" She was just being an idiot. Really, she was. When she was surrounded by men, she got that way.

Anika resisted the urge to slap her.

"What do you want from us...we have no money if that's what you want."

"No way pinky, we want you and your sister." Anika shivered huddling closer to her sister.

"Tea party, princess, and now pinkie? You guys need better nicknames." She unsheathed her ridiculously sharp sword. "If you want me to kick your ass, I will!"

Lussuria giggled.

"Oh that one's fiesty Squalo, she'll be fun!" Anika gasped, yanking Abril in front of her. She WAS without a weapon afterall.

"God you morons, I meant it by, we want you in the firetrucking team!" The man yelled.

"Now, now Squalo?" The other cooed.

"Oh..." She adverted her golden eye down. "Can I still kick your ass?"

 

"Ushishishi."

"THAT IS ADORABLE. DO IT AGAIN."

"....No."

Squalo made a puking motion towards the blond, satisfied when he frowned.

"Welcome to hell. Here's the gang, Levi,"

"Yo."

"Lussuria,"

"Heeeeyyyyyy?"

"Gola, Mammon, and I'm Squalo." 'Squalo' perposely ignored the blond whom Abril claimed to have an adorable laugh. Anika half smiled. This could be fun.

"Well, I'm Anika and that," She pointed to Abril still gushing over Bel. "Can be your worst nightmare if you she doesn't get her way."