Alright, so every Saturday, I will share a silly story for you all to entertain you. Some with effort, and some without. Here's the first one.
The Orange
a stupid short story by Hargleblargleboo.
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Once upon a time, in a marketplace in Florida, there were a bundle of oranges hanging on a tree. They were happy together, waiting for a human to purchase them to satisfy their cravings for vitamin C.
"Golly gee!" shouted George Orange. "I can wait to make someone healthy with my sweet insides! All at a low and affordable price!"
The other citrus fruits laughed and had a jolly time. All except for one. The one was Little Timmy Orange.
"Eeeeeeuuuuuooooough....I don't feel good at all..." groaned Little Timmy Orange.
His peel was all crusty, green, and his insides all squishy.
George Orange was the one closest to Timmy, and looked at his closely. His non-existent eyes widened.
"Oh no..." said George.
Just then, Little Timmy Orange was about to sneeze right in George's face. George tried to get away, but couldn't, because he remembered he was attached to a tree. Timmy blasted his sickness right in George's face! His sneezed propelled across the rest of the tree, as well as the orchard! Then, Little Timmy Orange died. After three minutes, so did the rest of the tree.
The disease spread across the orchard, making almost every orange inedible to humans. It was a horrible day for Florida, and even a horrible day for the USA.
And that's why orange juice prices went up.
Fin.
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What are your thoughts and feelings of this stupid story?
Alright, so every Saturday, I will share a silly story for you all to entertain you. Some with effort, and some without. Here's the first one.
The Orange
a stupid short story by Hargleblargleboo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once upon a time, in a marketplace in Florida, there were a bundle of oranges hanging on a tree. They were happy together, waiting for a human to purchase them to satisfy their cravings for vitamin C.
"Golly gee!" shouted George Orange. "I can wait to make someone healthy with my sweet insides! All at a low and affordable price!"
The other citrus fruits laughed and had a jolly time. All except for one. The one was Little Timmy Orange.
"Eeeeeeuuuuuooooough....I don't feel good at all..." groaned Little Timmy Orange.
His peel was all crusty, green, and his insides all squishy.
George Orange was the one closest to Timmy, and looked at his closely. His non-existent eyes widened.
"Oh no..." said George.
Just then, Little Timmy Orange was about to sneeze right in George's face. George tried to get away, but couldn't, because he remembered he was attached to a tree. Timmy blasted his sickness right in George's face! His sneezed propelled across the rest of the tree, as well as the orchard! Then, Little Timmy Orange died. After three minutes, so did the rest of the tree.
The disease spread across the orchard, making almost every orange inedible to humans. It was a horrible day for Florida, and even a horrible day for the USA.
And that's why orange juice prices went up.
Fin.
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What are your thoughts and feelings of this stupid story?
Just curious...