RoxSoxKH: OH I GOTTA JIZZZZ(8:23pm)

RoxSoxKH: ...(8:23pm)

RoxSoxKH: I MEAN WIZZZZ

And I was like, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

And I was all like: Nosrsly

^ lol

And I was like, lolwut

And then I stepped in my bathroom and wizahjizzed.

dNGShAVI8Vo

 

and you MEEPED IN YOUR PANTS

... o-o

 

Dude... I managed to actually jizz in the toilet.

 

Seriously?

SRSLYDUDE.

My jizz is now in my septic tank... nawt the pants

lol you Meeped what a noOb

So your "meep" is floating in the sewer, which is connected to other toilets around your neighborhood. Say for instance a girl is using the bathroom on your street, and then her toilet backs up violently, and WHOOSH, SWISH, SQUISH SQUISH, and you're a father. HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

I think it would be epic...