AND I'M TOTALLY TURNING IT AROUND. SO BASICALLY TOMORROW I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND WHOOPDEE DO MY UTERUS DECIDED TO ACT UP LIKE A firetruckING WHINY BITCH, AND I AIN'T HAVIN' IT AS EVIDENT BY THIS SKYPE CHAT WITH ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. AFTER COOLING DOWN I THOUGHT HEY THIS WAS KINDA FUNNY SO MIND AS WELL POST IT TO MY FAVOURITE firetruckIN G WEBSITE:
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TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE THE WORST DAY EVER
[9:37:55 PM] dar la: why ))))):
[9:38:43 PM] n: WELL FIRST I GOTTA GET UP AT 8 FOR MY DRIVERS TEST. IM GONNA DO MYBEST BUT IM HONESTLY NOT CONFIDENT IN MYSELF...AT LEAST I WASNT BEFORE. THEN, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT AFTER. BUT ALL THIS WOULD BE FINE IF MY firetruckING UTERUS DIDNT DECIDE TO GODSAMN COLLAPSE
[9:38:48 PM] n: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO?
[9:38:53 PM] n: INSTEAD OF firetruckING BITCHING?
[9:39:05 PM] n: I AM GOING TO CHUG EIGHT TEASPOONS OF MOTRIN
[9:39:11 PM] dar la: OMFG.......
[9:39:12 PM] n: I AM GOING TO DOWN THAT WITH GINGER ALE AND SALTINES
[9:39:20 PM] n: I AM GOING TO WEAR BLACK JEANS UNDERNEATH MY WORK CLOTHES
[9:39:20 PM] dar la: YES GURLLL
[9:39:27 PM] dar la: YEEEEES!
[9:39:34 PM] n: I AM. GOING TO firetruckING GO TO THAT DRIVERS TEST AND DO MY HARDEST TO AMKE THAT PUSSY ASS ROAD MY BITCH
[9:39:42 PM] n: AND THE BEST firetruckING PART?
[9:39:45 PM] dar la: WHAT
[9:40:01 PM] n: IM GOING TO SHOW MY UTERUS WHOSE BOSS BY SCREAMING AT IT IF IT EVEN SO MUCH AS DARES TO GIVE ME CRAMPS TOMORROW
[9:40:15 PM] n: I WILL LAUGH AT IT, BECAUSE ITS THE ALST TIME IT WILL BE PULLING THIS SHIT FOR A LONG TIME
[9:40:23 PM] n: I WILL KICK MOTHER NATURE IN THE CUNT BY GOING ON BIRTH CONTROL
[9:40:44 PM] n: AND AT WORK I WILL OUT ON THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SMILE FOR EVEN THE ELDERLY LADIES WHO MAKE ME BAG THEIR SHIT IN PAPER AND firetruckING PLASTICCCCCCC
[9:40:50 PM] n: IM GOING TO firetruckING OWN THIS SHIT
[9:41:22 PM] n: IF THERE ARE TEARS, THEY WILL BE FOLLOWED BY MY CRIES OF RAGE AND ANGER TOWARDS MY UTERUS SO THAT IT MIGHT COWER AND NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN
[9:41:53 PM] dar la: GIRL
[9:41:54 PM] n: AND AFTER WORK OR ON MY BREAK I AM GOING TO BUY FIVE OF THOSE CHOCOLATE COVERED DOUGHNUTS AS A REWARD
[9:41:59 PM] dar la: you're a firetrucking inspiration
[9:42:07 PM] n: WE CAN firetruckING DO IT
[9:42:27 PM] n: I HAVE A DREAM
[9:42:42 PM] dar la: I'm so happy for you!! I know you can do it!!!!!!
[9:42:55 PM] n: WHERE ONE DAY, WOMAN AND UTERUS WILL COEXIST. THE UTERUS WILL STOP BEING A firetruckING BITCH, AND THE WOMAN WILL STOP CALLING IT A firetruckING BITCH WVEN THOUGH IT IS.
[9:43:00 PM] n: HAHAHAHA
[9:43:20 PM] dar la: are you really going on birth control?
[9:43:34 PM] n: YEP, MY MOTHER GAVE ME THE OKAYM
[9:43:52 PM] dar la: NICE!!
[9:44:06 PM] n: SHE ACTUALLY SAID I COULD A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT I WAS LIKE "NAH, I DONT WANT TO RUSH INTO THIS. ILL GIVE IT THREE STRIKES. IF MY CRAMPS CONTINUE TO BE THIS BAD THEN I WLL DO IT"
[9:44:15 PM] n: MY UTERUS HAAAAAD HER firetruckIN CHANCD, THE DUMB BITCH
[9:44:20 PM] dar la: ugh my poor baby )':
[9:44:20 PM] n: ALWAYS STARTIN SHIT UP IN MY BODY
[9:44:25 PM] dar la: HAHA
[9:44:39 PM] n: NO NO, DO NOT GIVE ME PITY. I CAN HANDLE THIS CUNT IN MY OWN.
[9:44:52 PM] n: NO LONGER WILL I BE A SLAVE TO HER; RATHER SHE WILL BE MINE.
[9:44:54 PM] dar la: you're really inspiring me yknow
[9:45:04 PM] n: THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY, BAE.
[9:45:18 PM] n: ITS NOT EASY BUT WE CAN firetruckING DO IT. RETAKE OUR BODIES FROM THE UTERUS LINING MENACE.
AND I'M TOTALLY TURNING IT AROUND. SO BASICALLY TOMORROW I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND WHOOPDEE DO MY UTERUS DECIDED TO ACT UP LIKE A firetruckING WHINY BITCH, AND I AIN'T HAVIN' IT AS EVIDENT BY THIS SKYPE CHAT WITH ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. AFTER COOLING DOWN I THOUGHT HEY THIS WAS KINDA FUNNY SO MIND AS WELL POST IT TO MY FAVOURITE firetruckIN G WEBSITE:
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