A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

"Only my sister Shiro deserves the honor of having a crown on her head." Soulra (lol) explained. "So far, I've beaten god, became king, own a Jibril, and have a cat girl kingdom. Neko isn't in this crappy life so don't worry about her."Pulling out a deck of cards, he offered a game of blackjack.

"Ah, the game of life," 'Zero' smiled, at the thought of it. "What a curious game. Now, who is this Neko? Oh, and thanks for the offer of blackjack... but I'm much more of a chess man myself," he said, pulling out a chessboard. He then pulled out a folding table and chairs, unfolded them, sat down on one, and then placed the chessboard in such a way that the black pieces were facing him. "Anyone for a game?" he asked, smiling. Why, exactly, no one knew, mainly because no one could possibly know that he was smiling. 

"I beat God at chess. Let's go." Soulra smiles pervertedly.

"I beat God at chess. Let's go." Soulra smiles pervertedly.

"Just one god? Pah. A trifling number," 'Zero' said in an arrogant tone. He waited for Soulra to make his move. "Let us go indeed. White moves first, of course," he said matter-of-factually. 

 

(This brings up the question. Which one of us WOULD win, in a chess match? That is, our characters, not us as people!)

( I honestly think Sora, after watching the whole Geass series. Granted, he'd need his sister for moral support (omg I forgot Shiro) but he's literally the best gamer in the world. Zero can win this since Im not with Shiro though Dx)

 

Sora proceeded to open with the sicilian defense. Sora then proceeded to have a panic attack because of the lack of Shiro in his 90 degree vision.

(Alright then! I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

P. S. Funnily enough, in real life, I don't know much about chess! But I've been planning on learning!)

'Zero' looked at Soulra and the panic attack he was having. "Check and mate," thought 'Zero' as he moved a pawn forward. He laughed a little, but quietly. 

(Rather than just having us go move by move, shall we just time-skip to where 'Zero'' wins? If so, you can do it in your post!) 

(If I can win level 100 on my pc, I'm name changing to Lelouch lol. I played a lot when I was young but I'm playing seriously now irl.)

 

Not a minute passed before Soulra was on the ground in defeat. He absentmindedly threw all his pawns forward in an attempt to preserve his queen and knocked over the king in progress. Rolling around the floor, he suddenly had an idea. Pulling out a crown, he placed it on Neko's head without touching her. Finally regaining his cool composure with a make shift Shiro, he smiled devilishly. "No game, no life."

(If I can win level 100 on my pc, I'm name changing to Lelouch lol. I played a lot when I was young but I'm playing seriously now irl.)Not a minute passed before Soulra was on the ground in defeat. He absentmindedly threw all his pawns forward in an attempt to preserve his queen and knocked over the king in progress. Rolling around the floor, he suddenly had an idea. Pulling out a crown, he placed it on Neko's head without touching her. Finally regaining his cool composure with a make shift Shiro, he smiled devilishly. "No game, no life."

(Oh yeah, I read your status about that. The best of luck to ya!)

"Ah, the game of life, how it plays us all for fools, twisting us up with all these silly rules," 'Zero' said, enigmatically. But he was confused. First, Soulra had been rolling around on the floor, then, after placing a crown on a Cat-girl's head, he managed to regain his composure. A mood shift that sudden surprised 'Zero,' for he didn't think that was possible. Shrugging, he resigned it to be thought about later. Then, he pulled a marionette  of him and Soulra, and started playing with them, humming a tune as he did so. 

"Are you prepared to gamble your mask on a word game? I say a word, you make a word with the last letter, I make a word with yours, etc. The challenge is, if its here, it vanishes. If not here, it comes." Soulra smiled. "Now, aschente!" A blue light surrounded Lelouch and Soulra as the game began without his consent. "Dinosaur!"

 

A dinosaur landed on Batman, running at Silver.

"My mask? Why not?!" 'Zero' said, laughing evilly as he heard the rules of the game. "I accept your game! But... how do we know who wins?" he asks, then says, "Oh, and my word is... Rainbow!" as a rainbow appears over him and Soulra. 

"Once we repeat a word already said." Sora laughed pervertedly. Nek-..... Shiro, would not escape his sights. "Now say aschente to lock in the deal."

 

Rubbing his chin, he sat down. "Whales."

 

A whale smashed Batman.

'Zero' fell to the floor, clearly not expecting a punch to the mask. He pulled himself up with dignity, pulled out a pack of cards from... somewhere, and pulled out a Joker. He handed it over to NeverBatManEver, saying, "Well, this is the best I can do," with what would have been a smug look upon his face, if anyone could actually see his face. 'Zero' looked at Soul, wondering why he was winking. "Hello, King Sora! What is it like to be a ruler of a cat girl kingdom?" he asked, curious. "Does it require you to wear your crown on your shoulder, instead of on your head?" he added, noticing the weird placement of it.

With that, he snapped. Punching Lelouchanort so hard in the face, a sound bubble with the sound "fawooomp!" Shot out of his fist as he struck him. "Where is he! I need you to tell me, you bastard! "

"Once we repeat a word already said." Sora laughed pervertedly. Nek-..... Shiro, would not escape his sights. "Now say aschente to lock in the deal."

 

Rubbing his chin, he sat down. "Whales."

 

A whale smashed Batman.

"Ah, I see. Aschente!" said 'Zero,' locking in the deal. He wondered how Batman was faring through all of this. "Sora!" he said, wondering what would happen when he called out the name of his opponent. But before he got a chance...

With that, he snapped. Punching Lelouchanort so hard in the face, a sound bubble with the sound "fawooomp!" Shot out of his fist as he struck him. "Where is he! I need you to tell me, you bastard! "

He was punched hard in the face by Batman. "Ouch," he deadpanned as he pulled himself up. "Batman... if I knew where he was, I'd tell you. Maybe Sora knows? Also, why aren't you being crushed by a whale? Because I'm pretty sure I saw one land on you," he asked, confused. 'Zero' wasn't having a good day. 

Edited December 28, 201410 yr by Lelouchanort Vi Nearamoto

"Names don't work." Sora added, predicating Zero's curiosity. "Alligators!"

 

More alligators landed on Batman.

"Ah, I see. Aschente!" said 'Zero,' locking in the deal. He wondered how Batman was faring through all of this. "Sora!" he said, wondering what would happen when he called out the name of his opponent. But before he got a chance...He was punched hard in the face by Batman. "Ouch," he deadpanned as he pulled himself up. "Batman... if I knew where he was, I'd tell you. Maybe Sora knows? Also, why aren't you being crushed by a whale? Because I'm pretty sure I saw one land on you," he asked, confused. 'Zero' wasn't having a good day.

"Because I'm Batman." He suplexed Nort into the floor as hard as a school principal did to a deer once.

"Curses," muttered 'Zero,' still awaiting Batman's explanation. "Sardines!" he yelled, as sardines fell from the sky in a glorious rain of fish. Which, true, was quite fishy, but he wouldn't complain. 

"Because I'm Batman." He suplexed Nort into the floor as hard as a school principal did to a deer once.

"Well. That makes sense," added 'Zero,' as he was being suplexed. "This doesn't hurt that much, you know?" he asked, feeling oddly comfortable. 

Edited December 28, 201410 yr by Lelouchanort Vi Nearamoto

"Because I'm Batman." He suplexed Nort into the floor as hard as a school principal did to a deer once.

"Curses," muttered 'Zero,' still awaiting Batman's explanation. "Sardines!" he yelled, as sardines fell from the sky in a glorious rain of fish. Which, true, was quite fishy, but he wouldn't complain.

"Saxophones!"

 

Multiple saxophones rained down, starting playing Rod Stewart's version of My Favorite Things.

Seeing as the three others were distracted by battle, Silver quickly glanced at Neko and nudged her arm again.

"Seeing as these three are...busy....suppose you'd like to go inside and leave them all to kill themselves?" It was wise to just leave them. Getting drawn into the fight would only end in more violence.

"Kuroi you sly thief! That's my imouto!" Sora yelled. Without Neko, he would die.

 

(Fixed)

 

"Saxophones!"

 

Multiple saxophones rained down, starting playing Rod Stewart's version of My Favorite Things.

"Salmon!" yelled 'Zero,' continuing his fishy streak. Salmon soon joined in the rain of saxophones and sardines.

 

He turned towards Silver, and asked, "I don't think I asked. Who are you?"

"Let's run." Neko said to Silver.

Neko simply ran into her house, dragging Silver behind.

Sora died from shock.

 

"Nimbus......."

 

A great cloud blew open the castle door.

"Ehhh..." Silver grunted as he was quickly taken off of his feet and dragged into the mansion. Well, that was one way to leave the area, he supposed. At least they were away from the strange battle....for the moment. Silver had the feeling this wouldn't be the end of that nonsense.

Sora jumped into Howl's Neko's flying castle. "Follow me Zero, if you dare. Or just like cat girls too."

Sora died from shock.

 

"Nimbus......."

 

A great cloud blew open the castle door.

"Oh, dear," muttered 'Zero.' "Well, I'll let him win by default," he said, taking off his mask.

 

Which revealed... another mask. 'Zero' said, "Well... that was unexpected." He tried it again, only to reveal another mask underneath that. Instead of pulling off more and more masks frantically, he realized he was probably somehow wearing infinite masks. Shrugging, he kicked back and relaxed. 

 

This was when the totally unexpected happened. Nortanort strolled by the place where he had vanished in a smoke cloud. He smelled strongly of muffins. "Oh hey guys," he said to everyone still standing, including 'Zero.' "Oh. That's where that went," he said, staring at 'Zero.' He walked up to him, and pulled all his armor off, storing each part in his cloak as he removed it. Left standing... was nothing. "Curious. It held itself together quite well. Probably developed a brain as well," Nortanort noted. 

 

"Ehhh..." Silver grunted as he was quickly taken off of his feet and dragged into the mansion. Well, that was one way to leave the area, he supposed. At least they were away from the strange battle....for the moment. Silver had the feeling this wouldn't be the end of that nonsense.

(And you were saying?)

 

Sora jumped into Howl's Neko's flying castle. "Follow me Zero, if you dare. Or just like cat girls too."

Nortanort looked over to Soul. "Well, Zero won't, but I will!" he exclaimed, following after Soul. 

 

(Everyone who saw this coming raise their hand.)