A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

"Aschente binds us. It's part of OO." Sora moaned.

"This is frightening. Nort and Soul are after me." Neko muttered, going upstairs.

"Keep guard, Silver. Don't let then get me. I will be up here like a helpless lady."

"New game plus, Nort. Swords!" Soul yelled,  firing them at the Silver-guard like Gilgamesh from Fate S/N.

"Aschente binds us. It's part of OO." Sora moaned.

"And 'Zero' was a major part of that plan! But Aschente now binds us!" Nortanort explained. He was devoted to OO, not that there was much he could do about it.

 

"This is frightening. Nort and Soul are after me." Neko muttered, going upstairs."Keep guard, Silver. Don't let then get me. I will be up here like a helpless lady."

Nortanort yelled up to Neko, "I'm not that scary, am I?!" in distress. He didn't think he was frightening, even if his fists were as fast as lightening.

 

"New game plus, Nort. Swords!" Soul yelled,  firing them at the Silver-guard like Gilgamesh from Fate S/N.

Nort... had absolutely no idea what Soul was doing. But he heard swords, which was all he needed. He pulled out an absurdly sword, and waved it at Silver. Unfortunately, he tripped, and the sword ended up flying out the window. Ignoring the cry of, "Ow, my leg!" he pulled out Clarice, and made sure it was on solid. He turned to Soul, and asked, "Ready?"

"Swordsfish!" Sora yelled, summoning a sword keyblade. "Ready! Shiro shall be mine. No one...."

 

Sora rushed forward. "Will steal my imouto from me!"

NeverBetter seemed to have disappeared for a while, now gone, and so was BatMan... until NeverBetter rode the suit up into the cockpit of his Armored Phantom: E.V.A.. "this hand of mine is burning red!" He yelled. "It's loud roar tells me to destroy you!" The hand of the mech suit began to make sounds as it heated to an extreme temperature. "Erupting Buring God Hand!" He yelled, striking his hand out towards the castle, seeming to be attacking them, but no. The blow seemed to be stopped by something. The metal creeks as a Zaku seemed to appear in its place, it's head melting from the heat of the crushing hand. "Everyone to battle stations, now! We have a mech team against us."

"And I thought Gilgamesh was op." Sora moaned. "Heaters!"

 

Crona's AP EVA's heater disappeared.

"Christ above." Silver hissed, whipping out his blade, glaring at all of the others, "I refuse to allow any of you near Neko, got that! Get any closer and see what'll happen!"As Soul came at him with a powerful and varied attack, Silver braced with his weapon. Silver suddenly smirked, using his left hand to pull a second blade from his original one. He stood triumphantly, sword in each hand, as the others prepared to attack.

"Saber!" Sora yelled.

 

All the swords disappeared.

"MUHAHAHAHA. AND YOU THOUGHT THAT COULD STOP US?" Neko suddenly yelled, on the top of the stairs and pointing a bow and arrow at Soul.

NeverBetter seemed to have disappeared for a while, now gone, and so was BatMan... until NeverBetter rode the suit up into the cockpit of his Armored Phantom: E.V.A.. "this hand of mine is burning red!" He yelled. "It's loud roar tells me to destroy you!" The hand of the mech suit began to make sounds as it heated to an extreme temperature. "Erupting Buring God Hand!" He yelled, striking his hand out towards the castle, seeming to be attacking them, but no. The blow seemed to be stopped by something. The metal creeks as a Zaku seemed to appear in its place, it's head melting from the heat of the crushing hand. "Everyone to battle stations, now! We have a mech team against us."

(Zaku? From Gundam, right? Remind me to look into watching a Gundam series one of these days.)

"A mech team, eh? To hell with them!" exclaimed Nortanort, getting all worked up. "We'll warp them out of space-time if that's what it takes to get rid of them!" he yelled. But he was torn. Commitment to OO, or a chance to help pilot a mech. Silver made Nort's mind up for him. "Two swords, eh? Well, only one way to top that, right?" he asked, a grim grimace upon his grimy (but not really) face. That was when he pulled out an exact copy of Clarice, duel wielded them, and aimed them right at Silver. "What do you think?" he asked Silver, waiting for a reply. 

Silver heard Neko's shout and he grinned. This would be likely one of the few times he and Neko would ever fight together--and he was positive they could make hell for any opponent. And Nort's two guns only made that grin go wider.

"I see, but, they look rather unwieldy. The point of dual swords is to maximize speed and damage. Two heavy guns are gonna be hard to aim and hard to use. How're you supposed to deal with recoil? Reloading? That's a bad situation you've set yourself up in."

Edited December 29, 201410 yr by Silver Kuroi

Silver heard Neko's shout and he grinned. This would be likely one of the few times he and Neko would ever fight together--and he was positive they could make hell for any opponent. And Nort's two swords only made that grin go wider.

"I see, but, they look rather unwieldy. The point of dual swords is to maximize speed and damage. Two heavy swords are gonna be hard to use, versus my lighter blades."

(... Not to complain... but Clarice is his gun. He's dual wielding two guns at you. Which are each basically shotguns. So I might suggest an edit!) 

(... Not to complain... but Clarice is his gun. He's dual wielding two guns at you. Which are each basically shotguns. So I might suggest an edit!) 

 

(It is fixed. And really that may have worsened your situation.)

(It is fixed. And really that may have worsened your situation.)

(Thank you! And don't worry! Let's say my guns... don't quite follow the rules of physics.) 

 

Silver heard Neko's shout and he grinned. This would be likely one of the few times he and Neko would ever fight together--and he was positive they could make hell for any opponent. And Nort's two guns only made that grin go wider.

"I see, but, they look rather unwieldy. The point of dual swords is to maximize speed and damage. Two heavy guns are gonna be hard to aim and hard to use. How're you supposed to deal with recoil? Reloading? That's a bad situation you've set yourself up in."

"Why... This is how I deal with reloading!" he exclaimed, pointing to a red bandanna. He hoped Silver would know what that meant for him. "And recoil? Pah! My guns are... special. They don't exactly have recoil. I've honestly tried to figure out how she always managed to shoot without recoil... but it ended badly. And as for hard to aim and use? Well... all I have to do is aim and shoot! I can lift both of my guns, point them at you, and see what happens! Doesn't that excite you?" he asked, demonic glee in his voice. He had clearly lost all his sanity. He wondered if anyone had a muffin to offer him, for when he had no sanity, he started making no sense. And worse, the nonsensical things he would say would normally end up being true anyway. 

 

(P. S. Do you get the reference?)

Silver's gaze darkened.

"Try me."

 

This sounded interesting. Guns that didn't follow the rules of physics. Ones that didn't need to be reloaded or even suffer from recoil. Weapons like those were Silver's favorite to fight against. It provided a good challenge.

"But I intend to protect my lady from all of you, so you better realize soon that no matter how many bullets you put into me, I won't back down until I am either long dead or I've won."

 

(Sorry if I'm seeming like a butt in all of this. ._. )

Edited December 29, 201410 yr by Silver Kuroi

"Surprise." Neko yelled, shooting and arrow at Nort and glazing his shoulder.

"You're still my friend Nort, I'm just fighting."

Kev saw that cap was into another game of Smash Bros on his DS, so he decided to go ahead and take a stroll and see if he could find something to do. then he came across the flying castle. "Hmm. that works." He crouched, and then launched into a huge jump, crashing into where ever the hell it was soul and nort were, and said "Hey guys, watcha playin?"

Silver's gaze darkened.

"Try me."

 

This sounded interesting. Guns that didn't follow the rules of physics. Ones that didn't need to be reloaded or even suffer from recoil. Weapons like those were Silver's favorite to fight against. It provided a good challenge.

"But I intend to protect my lady from all of you, so you better realize soon that no matter how many bullets you put into me, I won't back down until I am either long dead or I've won."

 

(Sorry if I'm seeming like a butt in all of this. ._. )

"B- b- b- bullets?!" he exclaimed. He burst into laughter. "My boy... I don't exactly use... bullets," he said, laughing a crazed laugh, with a grin just as crazed following. Then he suddenly stopped, put on his star-glasses, and glared down at Silver. The light glared off his glasses to the point where his eyes couldn't be seen. "Let's dance!" he yelled, pulling the trigger of his left Clarice, which was pointed at Silver. Out flew a barrage of forks. 

(Don't worry! I enjoy the chance to pull off crazed and impossible fights! So long as you remember that Buttbutt is best butt, everything will be fine,)

"Surprise." Neko yelled, shooting and arrow at Nort and glazing his shoulder."You're still my friend Nort, I'm just fighting."

"Oh good. Then you won't mind this, will you?!" he exclaimed, brushing off the glaze. He turned his right Clarice on Neko, and pulled the trigger. This released a barrage of spoons.

 

Kev saw that cap was into another game of Smash Bros on his DS, so he decided to go ahead and take a stroll and see if he could find something to do. then he came across the flying castle. "Hmm. that works." He crouched, and then launched into a huge jump, crashing into where ever the hell it was soul and nort were, and said "Hey guys, watcha playin?"

"FIGHTING!" yelled Nortanort, happy to explain. 

Kev drew his sword. "Oooh! who are we fighting/ what are we fighting for?"

"Will you all just shut it for a minute! " NeverBetter yelled. "We have a situation! Gigantic miller robots attacking us?! You may want to stop trying to kill each other and start denting some metal heads!" He yelled. A round of fire shot at hin, but he evaded it, and crushed the head unit of another of the robots, then kicking it into another one which had tried to make a swipe at him.

"What." Silver watched as the forks came out at him. His gaze darkened at the last moment and his swords flew about--slashing and deflecting the many utensils that had been shot out at him. The horrid clanging of sharp metal on metal cried out throughout the room, as Silver blew back the barrage of eating cutlery.

"Weird projectiles....but nothing I can't deal with."

 

He sent a glance in Neko's direction. Spoons?! Jesus! Silver watched, and knew that Neko could deal with it. If not, Silver would do what he could to save her.

 

And of course, that's when he noticed Neverbetter and the other fight that was happening.

"Can we stop fighting in Neko's castle!?"

Edited December 29, 201410 yr by Silver Kuroi

"Robots!" Sora yelled.

 

Most of them disappeared.

 

"My name is Sora Vi Britannia! I am the eldest son of Empress Marianne— the prince who was abandoned by his Empire!. Two columns of Geassed Knightmare frames line up, kneel and salute him with their spears, forming an arch for him to walk under. If anyone wishes to stop me, let them try. If there is anyone who can go beyond my despair of losing my imotuo..."

"Robots!" Sora yelled. Most of them disappeared. "My name is Sora Vi Britannia! I am the eldest son of Empress Marianne— the prince who was abandoned by his Empire!. Two columns of Geassed Knightmare frames line up, kneel and salute him with their spears, forming an arch for him to walk under. If anyone wishes to stop me, let them try. If there is anyone who can go beyond my despair of losing my imotuo..."

Out of no where, a brick hit Soul on the head so hard he returned to normal, and NeverBetter in the actual thread threw a brick at the actual soul.

"Crap, Crona, why didn't you do that earlier." Soul moaned. Jumping out a window, he pulled out his dual wield pistols, firing at whatever enemy there was.

 

(quota LOL)