the other day (yesterday)

i went to the dentist

and five years ago around this time of year

i had two boys break my front right tooth

the dentist wanted to make sure it wasn't dead

turns out the tooth was dead

but they tested to make sure it was or wasn't with something

that something

WAS CANNED ICE

 

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN GET TWO BOTTLES OF CANNED ICE FORB THE PRICE OF $4.99!

THAT'S ONLY $4.99!!!

IF YOU CALL NOW WE WILL GET YOU A FREE AMBULANCE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPRAY YOUR EYES SHUT

 

GIVE PEOPLE SCARS FROM ICE BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS LIKE DRY ICE AND IS NOT GOOD AT ALL

 

 

I want canned ice.

It's called endo ice if you are wondering what this is

Edited February 5, 201510 yr by Neko-chan

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ill take 8

Who spends $40 bucks on endo ice.

 

 

OKAY SIR

EIGHT THINGS OF CANNED ICE

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

*throws them at you*

This thing exists, so canned ice doesn't sound too far fetched of an idea.

I'll take three

 

the other day (yesterday)i went to the dentistand five years ago around this time of yeari had two boys break my front right tooththe dentist wanted to make sure it wasn't deadturns out the tooth was deadbut they tested to make sure it was or wasn't with somethingthat somethingWAS CANNED ICEFOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN GET TWO BOTTLES OF CANNED ICE FORB THE PRICE OF $4.99!THAT'S ONLY $4.99!!!IF YOU CALL NOW WE WILL GET YOU A FREE AMBULANCE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SPRAY YOUR EYES SHUTGIVE PEOPLE SCARS FROM ICE BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS LIKE DRY ICE AND IS NOT GOOD AT ALLI want canned ice.It's called endo ice if you are wondering what this is

 

 

It all makes sense now

This thing exists, so canned ice doesn't sound too far fetched of an idea.

I'll take three

 

CANNED BREAD DAFAUQ

It all makes sense now

Indeed it does.

 

I still refuse the offer politely www