Me:I gonna eat you, Sora mango.

Mango: No no, don't do that I just finished doing my spikey hair

Me: But you look delicious

Mango: So do chocobos but we dont eat them

Me: But they help people. Not you

So, let me use you to make a pie

Mango: I saved the fruit aisle from being consumed by darkness

i shall not become a pie

Me: You will

SUBMIT

TO

PIE

IT'S YOUR DESTINY

Mango: Maybe I can change that and the Mango will prevail. You might be surprised

Me: Like that gonna happen

You're just a mango

You have no hands

or feet

Mango:Minor details

Me: So?

How can you stop me

Mango: With the magic of tropical fruity flavors

Me: Even without keyblade?

Mango: If i used a keyblade it wouldnt be a fair contest(｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Me: Fair contest?

Mango: (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Me: ._.

Mango: (ง°ل͜°)ง

Me: Why are you doing this

Mango: Why does anyone do anything?

Me: Wut

Mango pls

be my bae

Mango: but i am just a humble mango i am not fit for the devourer of nightmares

Me: You're more than mango

You're a spiky mango

Mango: your words have touched me, is this love?

You: yes

Mango:amazing<3

 

All from chat.

Edited June 20, 201510 yr by Nightmare consumer

Ugh I can't remember where that phrase is from. "Why does anyone do anything? "