Fictionally, what happens is that I was captured by the Organization for some unknown reason and after spending "quality time" with each of the members I write about what I think of them only it's in poem form! 8)
I got the David Bowie joke from JentheJink on youtube(David Bowie was the best thing BEFORE and AFTER sliced bread) so I want to give her credit to that. Otherwise, all of the other work I thought up of my own.
I underlined the rhyming words because some of the lines are really long that they look like long sentences. The poem's long too so I'm posting it in parts. This is part one the other parts are coming soon.
P.S. It sounds like I hate some of the members but I don't I just wanted to make it sound funny. I actually like all the members to some extent, even though Larxene is really mean.
WARNING! THERE ARE CURSE WORDS IN THIS POEM!!! nothing too bad but just wanted to let you know.
Organization XIII poetry
Feeling more like I was invited against my will then captivated
I have been spending time with each of the Organization members and I'm pretty sure I've made them all quite agitated
I think Xemnas is a good leader though he smells like cheese
So I ask you Superior to use soap when you're in the shower please
All in all, Xemnas gets things done
By sending all the other members on missions to do his dirty work in the hot, hot sun
I must say though that Xemnas has quite a keen personality
And I'm diggin' his style of dressing in such fine casualty
It's no wonder why Xemnas is the leader
But it's easy to see why he didn't pick Xigbar to be second in command with his cocky demeanor
Which brings me to talk about the cocky old dude by the way
Though, about him, I don't have much to say
He once told me that he's from the Organization and that he's not just 'any old dude'
Well, Xigbar I'm telling you now that you're lucky you caught me in a good mood
But it was oddly hilarious when Xigbar told Sora that he 'really put the Organization in a pickle'
When I heard him say that I nearly choked on my sea salt ice cream pop
popsicle
Xaldin's up for discussion next but boy where do I start
Oh yeah, you know he really should shave off those sideburns if he were smart
I guess he really wanted to act AND look different though he looks like a dumbass to me
Oh crap! I hope he didn't hear me otherwise I'll have to flee
But I have to admit he is one of the strongest and has a hardcore attitude
So, even though I hate to have to do this, I have to grant him some gratitude
Vexen the mad scientist is up next, the one who I really wanted to test
Sadly, it didn't take long to make piss him off when he found out what I did to his lab...geez! what a mess
'Respect your elders,' he says. 'How dare you,' he states
Which brings me to ask Vexen if he's ever had any mates
If you notice, he's the only one who acts so uptight
When he created the Riku Replica he gave it a penis and that just ain't right
He told me that he didn't use the Replica as an excuse to look at the real one's penis but I ain't buying it
Though it would do Vexen some good to get laid I must admit
Number five is Lexaeus, The Silent Hero, and he's anything but a foe
But why do they call him a hero? I really want to know
Maybe it's because he doesn't talk much so that means he won't annoy people like I do
Not to mention, he's rather read with Zexion then play pranks and get back at number two
It would be a real accomplishment if I could get him to smile
But I fear that if I try too hard he'll come after me and then there will be a lawsuit to file
Fictionally, what happens is that I was captured by the Organization for some unknown reason and after spending "quality time" with each of the members I write about what I think of them only it's in poem form! 8)
I got the David Bowie joke from JentheJink on youtube(David Bowie was the best thing BEFORE and AFTER sliced bread) so I want to give her credit to that. Otherwise, all of the other work I thought up of my own.
I underlined the rhyming words because some of the lines are really long that they look like long sentences. The poem's long too so I'm posting it in parts. This is part one the other parts are coming soon.
P.S. It sounds like I hate some of the members but I don't I just wanted to make it sound funny. I actually like all the members to some extent, even though Larxene is really mean.
WARNING! THERE ARE CURSE WORDS IN THIS POEM!!! nothing too bad but just wanted to let you know.
Organization XIII poetry
Feeling more like I was invited against my will then captivated
I have been spending time with each of the Organization members and I'm pretty sure I've made them all quite agitated
I think Xemnas is a good leader though he smells like cheese
So I ask you Superior to use soap when you're in the shower please
All in all, Xemnas gets things done
By sending all the other members on missions to do his dirty work in the hot, hot sun
I must say though that Xemnas has quite a keen personality
And I'm diggin' his style of dressing in such fine casualty
It's no wonder why Xemnas is the leader
But it's easy to see why he didn't pick Xigbar to be second in command with his cocky demeanor
Which brings me to talk about the cocky old dude by the way
Though, about him, I don't have much to say
He once told me that he's from the Organization and that he's not just 'any old dude'
Well, Xigbar I'm telling you now that you're lucky you caught me in a good mood
But it was oddly hilarious when Xigbar told Sora that he 'really put the Organization in a pickle'
When I heard him say that I nearly choked on my sea salt ice cream pop
popsicle
Xaldin's up for discussion next but boy where do I start
Oh yeah, you know he really should shave off those sideburns if he were smart
I guess he really wanted to act AND look different though he looks like a dumbass to me
Oh crap! I hope he didn't hear me otherwise I'll have to flee
But I have to admit he is one of the strongest and has a hardcore attitude
So, even though I hate to have to do this, I have to grant him some gratitude
Vexen the mad scientist is up next, the one who I really wanted to test
Sadly, it didn't take long to make piss him off when he found out what I did to his lab...geez! what a mess
'Respect your elders,' he says. 'How dare you,' he states
Which brings me to ask Vexen if he's ever had any mates
If you notice, he's the only one who acts so uptight
When he created the Riku Replica he gave it a penis and that just ain't right
He told me that he didn't use the Replica as an excuse to look at the real one's penis but I ain't buying it
Though it would do Vexen some good to get laid I must admit
Number five is Lexaeus, The Silent Hero, and he's anything but a foe
But why do they call him a hero? I really want to know
Maybe it's because he doesn't talk much so that means he won't annoy people like I do
Not to mention, he's rather read with Zexion then play pranks and get back at number two
It would be a real accomplishment if I could get him to smile
But I fear that if I try too hard he'll come after me and then there will be a lawsuit to file
(end of part one)