My first name is Jacob. Not Jake, or Jac. Just Jacob.
I guess the only word you could use to describe me is, well...average. Average looks, average grade, average height, average weight--hell, even my name is pretty common (though I think we have a certain series of vampire-romance novels to thank for that). I live in a normal, middle class house, in probably the safest neighborhood in the USA. Nothing ever happens here, and we're all pretty much fine with that.
My parents are pretty average too. My mom stays at home and cleans; a normal housewife. Dad works at the office, sits at a desk, and drinks coffee all day while pretending to actually get work done.
The only part of my life that's out of the ordinary is my sort-of-brother. He's, well...different.
That is, if you consider being a demon sent from Hell to make my life as miserable as possible different.
But I'm getting completely ahead of myself here.
Why don't I just start from the beginning? From the day I first met him.
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I swung my body onto the couch and turned on the game controller. The game company's logo flashed on-screen as I dug my hand into the chip bowl. Damn, what a great way to end a horribly boring day.
Unfortunately, my happiness was shattered by a knock at the door. Talk about poor timing.
"Door's open!" I shouted. No way in hell was I getting up.
As the game started loading, I felt an odd presence. Like, something was watching me. I turned my head slowly around.
"Who are you?" I asked curtly, "And what the hell are you doing here?" He just cocked his head slightly and continued to stare at me.
He really was different looking. Not only was his shoulder length black hair tied back (an odd style for guys), his glasses-framed eyes were unusually large, and they actually looked nice coupled with his small, round face. Oh, and they were two different colors too. One, the same shade of blue as mine, the other, bright red.
This situation wasn't looking too good.
"So--can you speak? Or are you just going to stand there staring at me all day?�"
This time, he actually looked around, as if to see if there was anyone else I could possibly be speaking to. When he realized that we were the only people in the room, he sort of gulped and took a step back.
"Y-you can see me?" he said softly.
"Yeah. What, is your invisibility cloak not working today?" Speaking of cloaks, he actually was wearing one. An honest-to-God cloak. Did he think he was in the middle ages, or something?
"Oh..." Whoever-he-was went and sat down on the loveseat.
"So, mind telling me just who you are, and what you're doing here?" Now I was really in a sour mood. I had planned to start off the long weekend by staying home, playing video games, and eating all the crap I wanted. And then this weirdo shows up.
"Well," He pushed his Harry Potter rip-off glasses farther up the bridge of his nose, "My name is Mal. And I'll be your personal demon from now on." Mal smiled. He fricking smiled.
This guy couldn't be serious.
"Uh-huh--my personal demon. Right." I turned my attention back to the game. "Can you just stop trying to pull this little prank and get the hell out of my house? Thanks."
"Y-you mean you aren't afraid of me?" Mal's lower lip quivered.
"That's right," I said absentmindedly.
Suddenly, he burst into tears.
Yes, you read that right.
"I-I'm such a terrible demon!" he sobbed into his hands, "I'll n-never scare anyone!"
I wasn't exactly his biggest fan at the moment, but I didn't exactly intend to make him freaking cry.
"Um'well, no offense, but you aren't really that threatening, I guess is the word." Now he sobbed even harder. Have I ever mentioned how great I am at cheering people up? "I mean, what I meant was..." I thought for a second. "You're not threatening, but you're pretty damn creepy." It wasn't exactly a lie (he did scare me the first time I saw him--you'd be scared too if you saw a random stranger in your house), and it did shut him up.
Mal sniffed. "Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah, I do." I was starting to get impatient. "So, do whatever demonic things you planned on doing, so we can get this over with."
He jumped up, suddenly bubbly again. "Well, silly, it's not like I can do everything right now!" Mal giggled. "I'm supposed to be following you around for the rest of your life, you know." Hold on. What?
"Erm,I really have no idea what you're talking about."
"Are you stupid, or something?" Mal raised one eyebrow. "I'm a demon. YOUR demon." He whipped out a scroll from his pocket. "Seeee? It says it right here!" I looked. Sure enough, it said, on the scroll, "Mal - Personal demon of Jacob Fringe"
"Wait a minute!" I ripped the scroll out of the demon's hands. "Who the hell organizes all this shit? I mean, this isn't real. It can't be. This is a dream. Any second now, I'll wake up."
He laughed again. "However surreal this all is, I assure you, it isn't a dream." Mal draped an arm around my shoulder. "Looks like you're stuck with me!"
Our interesting conversation was cut short by another knock at the door.
"Jakey, honey? Could you get the door for me? I'm carrying groceries."
Dammit. Why, Mom, do you have to have such shitty timing?
Meanwhile, Mal gave out a tiny squeak of delight, ("Oooh, so I get to meet your mum?") and ran to the door before I could stop him.
This was going to be a long evening.
A/N:I don't like the title for this, even though it sort of fits (since, in French, mal means bad or evil). I just don't think it flows very well, and people might get the wrong idea and think I'm writing some essay about world peace, or something. EDIT:: Thanks to Namine15 for suggesting the new title! x3
But, anyways, I got the idea for this at 2:30 a.m. and it just would not go away. I had to write it down. And now it's 4:46 a.m. and I'm probably not going to end up sleeping tonight. Damn you, imagination. Stop giving me my best ideas when I'm trying to sleep.
I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this story. Like, I seriously don't even know anything about what I want to happen. I don't know what Mal's intentions are, I don't know who sent him (Satan? God? Chuck Norris? Who the hell knows.), I don't know what will happen at the climax. Hell, I'm not sure what the main conflict will be. I'm just going to make the plot as I go along. /fail
TL;DR This is a really weird story, brought to you by my overtired mind. comments/complaints/suggestions/waffles?
edit:: Language warning, justtobesure
My first name is Jacob. Not Jake, or Jac. Just Jacob.
I guess the only word you could use to describe me is, well...average. Average looks, average grade, average height, average weight--hell, even my name is pretty common (though I think we have a certain series of vampire-romance novels to thank for that). I live in a normal, middle class house, in probably the safest neighborhood in the USA. Nothing ever happens here, and we're all pretty much fine with that.
My parents are pretty average too. My mom stays at home and cleans; a normal housewife. Dad works at the office, sits at a desk, and drinks coffee all day while pretending to actually get work done.
The only part of my life that's out of the ordinary is my sort-of-brother. He's, well...different.
That is, if you consider being a demon sent from Hell to make my life as miserable as possible different.
But I'm getting completely ahead of myself here.
Why don't I just start from the beginning? From the day I first met him.
--------------------------
I swung my body onto the couch and turned on the game controller. The game company's logo flashed on-screen as I dug my hand into the chip bowl. Damn, what a great way to end a horribly boring day.
Unfortunately, my happiness was shattered by a knock at the door. Talk about poor timing.
"Door's open!" I shouted. No way in hell was I getting up.
As the game started loading, I felt an odd presence. Like, something was watching me. I turned my head slowly around.
"Who are you?" I asked curtly, "And what the hell are you doing here?" He just cocked his head slightly and continued to stare at me.
He really was different looking. Not only was his shoulder length black hair tied back (an odd style for guys), his glasses-framed eyes were unusually large, and they actually looked nice coupled with his small, round face. Oh, and they were two different colors too. One, the same shade of blue as mine, the other, bright red.
This situation wasn't looking too good.
"So--can you speak? Or are you just going to stand there staring at me all day?�"
This time, he actually looked around, as if to see if there was anyone else I could possibly be speaking to. When he realized that we were the only people in the room, he sort of gulped and took a step back.
"Y-you can see me?" he said softly.
"Yeah. What, is your invisibility cloak not working today?" Speaking of cloaks, he actually was wearing one. An honest-to-God cloak. Did he think he was in the middle ages, or something?
"Oh..." Whoever-he-was went and sat down on the loveseat.
"So, mind telling me just who you are, and what you're doing here?" Now I was really in a sour mood. I had planned to start off the long weekend by staying home, playing video games, and eating all the crap I wanted. And then this weirdo shows up.
"Well," He pushed his Harry Potter rip-off glasses farther up the bridge of his nose, "My name is Mal. And I'll be your personal demon from now on." Mal smiled. He fricking smiled.
This guy couldn't be serious.
"Uh-huh--my personal demon. Right." I turned my attention back to the game. "Can you just stop trying to pull this little prank and get the hell out of my house? Thanks."
"Y-you mean you aren't afraid of me?" Mal's lower lip quivered.
"That's right," I said absentmindedly.
Suddenly, he burst into tears.
Yes, you read that right.
"I-I'm such a terrible demon!" he sobbed into his hands, "I'll n-never scare anyone!"
I wasn't exactly his biggest fan at the moment, but I didn't exactly intend to make him freaking cry.
"Um'well, no offense, but you aren't really that threatening, I guess is the word." Now he sobbed even harder. Have I ever mentioned how great I am at cheering people up? "I mean, what I meant was..." I thought for a second. "You're not threatening, but you're pretty damn creepy." It wasn't exactly a lie (he did scare me the first time I saw him--you'd be scared too if you saw a random stranger in your house), and it did shut him up.
Mal sniffed. "Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah, I do." I was starting to get impatient. "So, do whatever demonic things you planned on doing, so we can get this over with."
He jumped up, suddenly bubbly again. "Well, silly, it's not like I can do everything right now!" Mal giggled. "I'm supposed to be following you around for the rest of your life, you know." Hold on. What?
"Erm,I really have no idea what you're talking about."
"Are you stupid, or something?" Mal raised one eyebrow. "I'm a demon. YOUR demon." He whipped out a scroll from his pocket. "Seeee? It says it right here!" I looked. Sure enough, it said, on the scroll, "Mal - Personal demon of Jacob Fringe"
"Wait a minute!" I ripped the scroll out of the demon's hands. "Who the hell organizes all this shit? I mean, this isn't real. It can't be. This is a dream. Any second now, I'll wake up."
He laughed again. "However surreal this all is, I assure you, it isn't a dream." Mal draped an arm around my shoulder. "Looks like you're stuck with me!"
Our interesting conversation was cut short by another knock at the door.
"Jakey, honey? Could you get the door for me? I'm carrying groceries."
Dammit. Why, Mom, do you have to have such shitty timing?
Meanwhile, Mal gave out a tiny squeak of delight, ("Oooh, so I get to meet your mum?") and ran to the door before I could stop him.
This was going to be a long evening.
A/N:
I don't like the title for this, even though it sort of fits (since, in French, mal means bad or evil). I just don't think it flows very well, and people might get the wrong idea and think I'm writing some essay about world peace, or something.
EDIT:: Thanks to Namine15 for suggesting the new title! x3But, anyways, I got the idea for this at 2:30 a.m. and it just would not go away. I had to write it down.
And now it's 4:46 a.m. and I'm probably not going to end up sleeping tonight. Damn you, imagination. Stop giving me my best ideas when I'm trying to sleep.
I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this story. Like, I seriously don't even know anything about what I want to happen.
I don't know what Mal's intentions are, I don't know who sent him (Satan? God? Chuck Norris? Who the hell knows.), I don't know what will happen at the climax. Hell, I'm not sure what the main conflict will be. I'm just going to make the plot as I go along.
/fail
TL;DR This is a really weird story, brought to you by my overtired mind. comments/complaints/suggestions/waffles?