KH1: So, that guy in the brown robe is the main antagonist? So much for Maleficent and her fellow Disney villains.
CoM: Ansem must really smell! Either that, or I'm a little concerned for Riku.
KH2: So, Ansem isn't really Ansem, but an identity thief! Okay, so "Ansem" was just some scientist's Heartless? And Xemnas is his nobody? Springing a little too much on me for one game...
Days: What does Xemnas do, while Saix plays messenger? Does he just stare at Kingdom Hearts all day?
BbS: Master... Xehanort? How many of one person can there be?! Oh look, it's Ansem.
Coded: Wait, because both "Ansem" and Xemnas are defeated, that Master Xehanort guy is returning?! Should have seen that one coming.
DDD (Trailer): "Ansem" is back? Wait, how? And so is Xemnas? Man, these guys just don't respect defeat.