Felix...x?

That's him trying to escape from bindings, hits with frying pan to slow him downRiku: but I need to go to the bathroom!!!!.... Why are you dressed as kairi? And why do you have my clothes!?!?!.... Ok, that is a kind of long story...

Toster strudel!!!!!

Fondles dragons balls to revert magic, the things I do for you people, pokeGets a little sick and turned on by idea of dragons balls.... I need help

Firetrucks given, let me show you something... You just been math majored, beeoch!!!Drops a box of mikes, snap!

Blocks with the magic of loooooooooooove, god when you say it out loud, Harry potter gets really cheesyOh, I'll get the cheese Begins pokeing with foot

Give you a hug, now we get poked togetherNow having tea time with xino

I-Sure, wafts sandwich smell to boozie the ex longname out of evil spite x)

No, but he has a left to, pokes with stick Eats sandwich

Brings sexy back!!!Hey, I'm back. (Bro still dressed as kairi)...ok.... I can explain....

The writer of this holiest of texts,

You disappoint Neil Patrick Harris, the ultimate shame... You disappoint Neil Patrick Harris, the ultimate shame... LOOK AT IT!!!!!

Not sure if that one was a sexual advance, or a death threat...

Automatically respawns from super broness

Why not? The girls had their sexy time party!! Dresses as kairi who wants to be my keyblader?

Borrows sis's strap on, how old are you again? That is a bodacious behind!!! HOW ARE YOU THIS AWSOME!?!?!?!

Mourns over rush hour character You.... His banter will be missed, pokes his grave in respect

Puts you on weight watchers, cut down on souls man, it's going to your love handles

Gives you breath mint

Nopidy nope nope

Already felt with it on the way, built up an imunithy on the flight here, undressing him for you, now that was the "hard" part, dirty joke intended

Total fuks given= 0Immortal from poke energy, Begins pokeing war

Beats you bloody with your extra, French N!!!!I'm out, you just poked a rock lol

Fool, pokes are my element!!!!!!....mother of god.... *goes to safety bunker*Annoying level..... Is over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! Breaks metiphorocal glassesYou have doomed us all, I'm out!!!

Lol the girls still here, revives bro, Thank you, you shouldn't of done that boozie, Gives you poke crown,STABLED TO YOUR HEAD!!!!!*poke*May god have mercy on your soul after what thou hast started

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! FOR THAT REASON ONLY DO WE FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT GETTING TO DO THE AWESOME PUNCHLINE WE SET UP Offers you riku as present, tied up with a bow in his hair Riku: how did I get here!?!?!?!? Why am I naked!?!?!?!? Who are you people!?!?!?