Birth by Chawklet

The chicken is for dinner lol

That sounds delicious, but we went grocery shopping at WalMart yesterday and they didnt have any eggs =\

I was going to eat cereal...but Im usually hungry like twenty minutes later. It may end up being Chef B. Beefaroni

COOKIE!!!! O______O *snatches cookie and gobbles it greedily*

*never was an only child, and currently living with boyfriend and his deadbeat brother* I hate you lol

Or you promised someone that you wouldnt eat something....and now thats all you want to eat....so you now have to figure out what else to eat besides that food.... And theres also mustering the motivation to put on clothes to go to the kitchen......damn Im lazy today...

You ever have that problem where there is PLENTY of food in the house....but you dont know what you want to eat...so you sit starving until you figure it out .______.

Morning!!!

Yeah I think its bed time for you....if that wasnt him passing out on his keyboard lol

A guilty pleasure of mine: When people ask me if I have kids I say yes and that I keep him in a cage and feed him kibbles and bits. Only 30% know Im joking

Wow, youre a good one. I have to go to work at 7pm at night and get off at 330am for inventory on Saturday and Im dreading the heck outta that x_____x

Its me guys....its me!!!!!!!!!! <____<

So, guess who might be going to Disney World in a few months?! D:

YAY!!! It isnt me, is it?

SCREW JAREDS! HE WENT TO TACO BELL!!!!

Mmmhmmmmmm *Snaps fingers*

What con?

I woke up yesterday...and it was 68 degrees in the house x_____x I would have crawled back into bed had I not had to go to work lol

It was some exam in high school. I forgot what it was....probably because I fell asleep.... x____x

Here too x_____x Mix it with the rain and you got twice the fun!

Ugh. I hate when it rains while Im taking a test. It makes me all sleepy and stuff ):

Can someone stop it from raining here? Cause....I dont like it.

*throws confetti and the like*

Dammit, now Im gonna imagine that he does have a big peanut strapped to his back. Even though its a gourd....filled with DEADLY SAND!!!! =P

Does anyone else read the Bleedman comics on Snafu?