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What if I told you that Donald Duck and Donald Trump are the same person? They have ruffly the same name: They have ruffly the same hairstylist: Coincidence? I think not! Donald Trump's name starts with the letter D. You know what else starts with the letter D? That's right, Disney! Donald Duck is a Disney character. Disney is magic What if I told you Disney used magic to make Donald Trump aka Donald Duck the president! That's not all Donald Trump is a billionaire, so is Disney and since Donald Duck is a Disney character that makes him a billionaire as well. Then why does Disney want to build a wall? It's simple. They want to build Disney parks across the Mexican border and they are building a wall so they can surprise the Mexicans. There you have it. Donald Duck is our president! Do we really want Donald Duck as our nation's leader? We must impeach Donald Duck!

I bet $100k that star wars will be announced

Am i the only one who liked the original songs rather than the remixes?

can't wait

Is Kingdom Hearts based on a true story?

In the future people won't use the phrase "when pigs fly" to describe something so impossible that it'll never happen, no people will instead use the phrase ”when someone beats the Lingering Will on their first try" to describe things that will never happen.

An entire playthrough of KH1 on expert mode by someone who has never played the game but every time Sora gets hit it is replaced with all the cutscenes of KH reverse rebirth but every time the word darkness is said it is replaced by all the cut scenes of KH2's opening but every time something confusing happens it is replaced by all the cutscenes of Sora's story but every time the names Sora Donald and Goofy are said it is replaced by everycutscene of 358 days but every time they say the three main characters names or "Got it memorized" or there is a clock tower scene it is replaced by every cut scene from BBS but every time a character summons their weapon it is replaced by every re coded cut scene but evertime they rehash something from previous games it is replaced by every cut scene of Sora's story in DDD but every time Sora can't understand what's going on it is replaced by every cut scenes from Riku's DDD story but every time Riku understands what's going on it is replaced by every cut scene from BBS 0.2 at 0.25 speed but every second that a female character's legs are shown it is replaced by the whole Unchained X movie but every time a character says something the average Joe wouldn't understand it is replaced by all the Ansem/Xehanort reports read by Morgan Freeman but ever time a word is pronounced with a southern accent it is replaced with every KH amv from 2006-2011 but every time a clip featuring at least one organization member it is replaced by every Nomura interview about KH translated and readby Donald Duck but every time he says something unintelligible it is replaced by every IGN KH video but everytime something ignorant is said it is replaced by the song Simple and Clean played backwards.

Kairi, traitor, Sephiroth, Goofy, Sora, Roxas, why?, axel, i'm a fool, Xemnas, you're right

Never trust Donald with your health

Does anyone else have nostalgia for 2006-2009 YouTube where 99% of every KH video was Yaoi related? Ah, good times. Even serious videos like BBS theories had at least one gay joke in them.

Look at the date

Sora Donald Goofy

Well it's been over an hour and it looks like no serious person has arrived with revelations from the future. Oh well, At Least I tried

Attention kh13 members in the future. If time travel exists in the future, please come back to this day and time and feel free to post spoilers about anything related to KH that hasn't come out at this time and reveal them for us. (Note: I know this thread shouldn't be taken seriously, but there's still hope that it could happen)

Said no one ever

They should make cutscenes unskippable again like in the first game

Imagine its 2006. You've just finished playing KH2 and see the secret ending and you wonder to yourself if there will be a Kingdom Hearts 3. Then all of a sudden an older version of you appears and says he/she is you from the year 2017. He/she then says that KH3 is out by then and that Donald Trump is the President. You are then told that only one of these things are true and are asked to guess which one. What would you have answered?

7 months ago if you searched “Donald Pence" all the pages you would have gotten were Kingdom Hearts related. Now if you search it all you get is political related.

So during Obama's entire 8 year term not one main-title Kingdom Hearts game. Thanks Nomura

I will always think of Obama when I see this guy

Darkness seems to be a word said A LOT in the KH series. I wonder how many times it will be said in Kingdom Hearts 3? What do you think? Just an FYI here's how many times its been said in each game: KH1: 168 COM: 148 KH2: 75 KH Days: 18 KH Coded: 28 KH BBS: 176 KH DDD: 97 KH3:? Total: 710

Have you ever heard of Aleve? It's a medication that releaves headaches. Guess when it came out on the market? 2002! The SAME year KH1 was released! And guess what years it had its record sales: 2004(kh:com), 2006(kh2), 2009(358/2 days), 2010(BBS), and 2012(DDD). And guess who worked for Naproxen, the company that produces Alive? Tetsuya Noruma's brother. Now we know the REAL reason the story of KH is so convoluted and hard to follow. ALEVE! For When you can't understand what the firetruck is going on!

Hearing the news about the latest KH game reminded me of a thread I started way back in 2010. I discussed the very unlikely possibility of ALL KH games coming out on one disc and how it was likely never gonna happen. http://kh13.com/forum/topic/12198-a-very-unlikely-thing/ Well we can't say that anymore.

I just found this interesting discussion on an IGN forum from 2003 where KH2 theories were discussed. The Offical Kingdom Hearts 2 Theory Thread (Spoiler Warning) | IGN Boards