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CHOCOLATE

Oh look I found more shades It was on some civilians face sooooo I guess they were just asking someone to take them 8D

....SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE-er I mean for the sake of evil Pingu can keep em uwu

Aw man there go my cool shades ):

It really does @-@ But that's why I wear shades 8D Welp good thing I was wearing totally identical ones right under 8D

Tu tu ruuu fothermucker

Quotaaaaaaaaaaaaa Btw bae I've read the book I know how we can steal Jiminy Cricket's books now so he can sign them owo

IT STRIKES IN BUNCHES Thanks I learned from the baest owo

I stole it from the bookstore owo Stole the money from the store just so I could buy the book owo

I actually forgot who's profile this status was on

I'm so not happy to see you

OKAY BUT FIRST LEMME BUY THIS BOOK EXPLAINING HOW TO ROB A BOOKSTORE!

OKAY I'LL STEAL YOU THE BOOKS SO HE CAN SIGN THEM OWO Washington DC /shot

No bae I'm the CEO of the Salty Spittoon owo Also I hear we're bringing Lemony Snicket to help us with the lemonade stand?

This is the type of stuff that gets you into the Salty Spittoon

Isn't our motto villains never fry or something

No no I made a comment then deleted it because it came out wrong

DELETE DELETE DELETE I JUST SAID A MAD SENTENCE FRICKEN HELL

Damn Straya weather owo We're about to get like 25 CM of snow m8 owo

It's just song lyrics bae I swear I'm not asking to hold Ducky's hands

Both your hands in the holes of my sweater

So let me hooooooooooooold

And now

For you here