Sora

It's too cooooooooooold

Mornin' Ducky

Shhhhh they don't have Wendy's where he's from don't let him know my nickname for him is an actual thing that I totally didn't make up owo

Oh shit it's Baconator

............................... That's actually pretty funny, whoever added this sign is an evil genius Oh bae it was you, no surprise you monster

Whew back from my therapy murdering sess- OUH cookies with an eat these sign they gotta be chocolate chip this time! *eats cookie* ...............

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*wakes up confused and hungry* What happened- OUH chocolate chip cookies my fave! *eats raisin cookie* .........

Step 1. Bake sale Step 2. Get people addicted to raisins Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit Foolproof plan can't fail Anyways let's see how bad these raisins are *looks in direction of raisins* *passes out*

*yawns* Oh they're dead how marvellously evil

goodnight ducky

500 posts in just about 12 hours how evil and this sleeping bag with bae so comfy it should be illegal @-@ badnight villains zzzzz

Hey Duck say something owo yaaaaawn *jumps into a sleeping bag* bae I'm evil...and cold too @-@

So sleepyyyyyyyyy Haven't been paying attention to plot do we have sleeping bags yet owo

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGGGGG BAALLLLLLLLLL I always knew popcorn was a target shop 8D ...yeah I butchered that sentence

Crikey that's impressive When do I get to hear your accent again? And bae I end up in the salty spittoon all the time when I'm trying to buy *insert stuff one would normally buy in Target* owo

Duck that wasn't Target that was the Salty Spitoon Those were the toughest sleeping bags in all the land

Hope Holden can target the right customer base so they don't get discontinued as well HA HA HA get it? Because target and... I'll show myself out

Target got discontinued in Canada owo Oh wait this is the evil thread not TA WE NEED SLEEPING BAGS THAT EAT PEOPLE WHO ARENT EVIL

WE'RE SOARINGGGGGGG FLYINGGGGGGGG oh Xirobama

Nah you knew it's the soul resonance

Hahaaaaa whoops but anything for you bae uwu She wears flower crowns I heard that does wonders for your skin owo Also autocorrect made me say "evil eat" you guys are all the truest of friends for not pointing it out ty

An old lady attacked you?! Wait I think I see her! Omg quota is the evil eat thing

Got it! *plays shuffleboard*