Prime Spinosaur

"It's raining men. Halleluiah." Mused Bandar with a smile. "That just gives me an opportunity to sell enchanted umbrellas now."

Bandar stared at Kain for a moment back, before snickered, which broke out into quiet laugh. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," he said between snickers, "Well not really. You, are not the first to say such things, and you shall certainly not be the last to do so."

"But I like attention. That's what mother always said, that I cause trouble just to get her attention," Bandar seemed to forget the tragic loss of the cornbread and jumped back a bit. The demented wizard looked at those who had gathered around the silly little pond. This wasn't the first time that Bandar had traveled across the planes of eternity, in fact, a spell of his made it a rather easy task. Unfortunately, he didn't have the spell Plane Shift prepared at the moment, and doing so would take hours upon hours of uninterrupted study. Plus, it wasn't as though Bandar had anything else to do-oh... He did. Bandar shook his head. He couldn't think about that right now. He wasn't strong enough to do such a task. Not yet. "So." He push his hands on his wastes, stood tall and looked about the land around him. "Where am I? Eberron? Ravenloft? That really really weird place called Earth?" He looked at Ramza and then at Kain. "Nope? Nobody knows. I guess that makes this a whole new wooooooorld~! A dazzling place I never knew~!"

"HELLO BANDAR." "Oh. Hello Pelor." He was non nonchalant about the god of light greeting him. "A GREAT SHADOW HAS PASSED OVER ALL OF THE REALMS, AND I HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO BE MY CHAMPION." Bandar blinked. He didn't know if Pelor was stupid or had an amazing sense of humor. "Nope." "NO?" "Hell no. Do I look like a firetrucking paladin?" "BUT THOU MUST-" "I'm enjoying my cornbread." "BUT THOU MUST-" "And I've got a hot date with this super hot Warlock, gonna tap dat ass." "BUT THOU MUST-" "Look at this nice silverware, you're gonna make me leave such a fine establishment? There's a personal ass wiper in the bathrooms-" "BUT THOU MUST!" Bandar didn't get a chance to protest this time as he was slowly dragged into a portal. He clawed for the cornbread dragging the plate with him. "NO! NO! Let me eat my cornbread in peace!" He was dragged into the dimensional door by the God of Light and thrown into the other world. The next thing Bandar knew was being thrown into a pond. He splashed into the water, the cornbread flinging at high speed into Ramza's face. Bandar raised his head. "Aw damn, my robes are wet, at least my cornbread is-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed as he kneeled waving his arms in the direction of the Cornbread imbedded into Ramza's face.

Name: Bandar Original Appearance: OC/Forgotten Realms (Dungeons and Dragons) Side: Bandar's on Bandar's side, he does as he pleases without consideration of factions, in other words: Never Trust Bandar, it will lead to bad places. Weapon: A dagger, and a Wand of Fireball which can shoot forth fireballs (this item has twenty charges on it, after all of these charges are up, the item is useless forever) Appearance: A skinny young man, appears to be in his early twenties, with messy black hair and dark eyes, he wears black robes with a blue cloak. Bio: A woe to anyone who has ever met Bandar. Some who study magic proclaim themselves to be the greatest Mage to ever live, Bandar gets the recognition of being one of the craziest wizards in all of the Realms. And he knows it too. If Bandar died, due to the high amount of prostitutes in his life, he'd definetly go to hell, and then sumarily get kicked out for being too annoying for even the oldest Archdevils. He seems to make it his mission to leave an everlasting impression upon the people he meet, almost all of whom (wisely) decide to avoid Bandar, lest he use his powerful magics to transmute their clothes into angry bees just because he thought it would be funny. No one knows Bandar's last name or who he even really is, everything he does has no rhyme or reason to it (or maybe it does and those around him just can't decipher his brilliant, but mad mind), though it's said that he's appearantly searching for someone. Special Abilities: Through vigorous years of study in magic, Bandar is able to cast arcane spells. Each night, after expelling spells, he must study his spellbook to memorize spells and gather the spell components, and prepare very specific spells. He can only cast a limited amount of spells per day before needing to study his own spellbook once more, though he also relies on his wits and dexerity in order to solve anything he considers a problem. (NOTE: If need be, I will post the spells he prepares for the day ahead of time.) Using exorbitant amounts of gold (more than Bandar usually has on him), and by casting a spell on a stick or a cylinder object, Bandar can create a magica wand that casts the spell of which he casted upon it, this wand can only have fifty charges on it, once those fifty charges are gone, it's useless, these wands can be used by anyone familiar with magical devices. Inform me if anything needs to be edited, thank you.