The Sweetest Snowcone

Yeah, poor Braig

We were JUST told to keep NSFW to a low

Yeah, Luxu is a bodysnatcher

Xigbar or Terra?

But alright. I just... Gestures to Xigbar while screaming incoherently

It's hard to when Luxu is canonically Lust

Terra and Aqua is a good ship, yeah, but I like to think of Aqua as an awkward lesbian.

Now I'm just imagining Sora trying to flirt and be like "Hey baby let me unlock your keyhole" and I'm like BABY NO

PFFFFT

Bold of you to assume that these teenage boys know what tampons are

Idk anything about weed so I cannot continue this line of thought. I just know that you should only have one edible and see how you feel an hour or so later

One day Roxas is naughty and eats some of the special brownies. Says they taste a little funny. Then he trips balls and Axel is like GOD DAMN IT ROXAS And he turns to Xion, "How many did he eat?!?" And she's like, "Uhhh... Three?"

Especially brownies, though. For reasons. Xion and Roxas are not allowed to touch his "special" brownies, which they complain about

Come on! It was a good joke! I retweeted that one lol Axel is great at baking and no one can convince me otherwise

You get it? Because unicorn... He has a horn...

Ira would be the second most horny ?

Oh? But yes, Stan, Xigbar is canonically the Big Horny

Well, nobodies tend to be more humanoid And also can speak and be understood by other nobodies, even the lowest ranking

Fair. I can't think of any heartless that stand out to me, though. I mean... Xigbar is lust

Where on Earth did I state that? I mean, technically Ansem SoD is a heartless? I mean, have you seen that man?

Okay back and 1. I do not have a foot fetish. However, I do like boots... 2. Xigbar firetrucks. He just firetrucks. Guy? Girl? Neither? That's all okay in his book.

PFFFFT PLEASE link me to that person because I need this kind of content in my life But yeah Xigbar would 100% have a Grindr. But does he have a type?

Like, please... Give me some useful way to spend this...

Nah I wouldn't wanna be stepped on, I get hurt too easily

I mean, I wouldn't want Old Master Xehanort to step on me, but Xemnas? ?