Hey there, ladies and gents, humans of all ages and sizes!  I'm Bill Cipher! Though I'm sure you don't need an introduction from me! Oh heck, since I'm going to be taking over "The Transcendent Key's" profile for a month, I think I should make it a point to let you all know who I am!

 

So basically, I'm a dream demon from the Nightmare Realm, and I thought I'd take this month to dig in the sights, sit back, relax, cause a bit of chaos along the way, you know, the usual! I see all of you people here are very interesting!  Interesting enough for me to take over your bodies, hahaha! Oh, don't worry, I kid, I kid! Or do I...?

 

Ooh, this is gonna be fun! I always wanted to go on the internet! You know, in all my eons as a transcendent being, I had never thought of checking out the internet! Ya know, destroying universes, causing mayhem wherever I go always kept me busy most of the time! But well, I'm gonna be roaming about the forums here and see the sights! I'll show all you wonderfully impudent people a wonderful time!

 

Love, 

 

Bill Cipher!

 

No, you wouldn't like it. It seems too hard...

 

Nothing's too hard for me to accomplish! Name your desire!

 

Hey mr. Cipher.

Ever heard of Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon?

Aka "Galaxy-Eyes are you ready to get rekt dragon"

 

Ooh, that looks like a very colorful dragon! How about we make a deal? I want that dragon to be my pet! Would you be willing to part with it?