The Truth About CardCaptorDeadpool...

Posted October 28, 201015 yr

I think its time you all knew the truth my brothers. CardCaptorDeadpool is actually a young Scotsih man named Peter "Vladimir" Roccoco of Italian/Romanian decent ( claiming to be a distant relative of Mussolini and Dracula) His mother passed on at an early age and was brought up by a kind old Welsh lady in Swansea yet kept his Scotish accent. He never knew his father but always believed he was an Australian carpenter/Tatoo enthusiast from New South Wales or Melbourne known only as Dolliver.

However on one tragic night of fate his kind old benefactor was the latest victum of a roaming biker making their way from Monroeville to Japan to terrorise the japanese. Spurred by a burning desire to avenge her and to finally meet his estranged father travels to the continent to find the means to fulfill his vengeful heart. After hours of jet lag he makes his way to a tibetan monastery to learn a totally unrealistic martial arts style. Much to his frustration they reject his request instantly...

October 28, 201015 yr

October 28, 201015 yr

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CCD enraged that his vengeance will not be indulged decides to commit an act of arsen in retribution. He sets the east wall on fire to spell out "tossers" and walks away. However an evil spirit of an old demon destroyed by the monks uses the fire as an opportunity for his own revenge and burns all the monks alive. The monks learning from Ace the talking plant who heard a rumour from Karl the speaking rock that CCD set the monastery alight killing everyone. The spirits of the monks 3 elders then decide to inhabit and posses CCD's body, but his vengeful heart's will proves to much and they reach a settlement. in exchange for bunking in his body the monks will permit the fighting style CCD lusts for but CCD must help them put the demon spirit to rest or they will never leave. CCD was also given extra incentive to help them, Karl the speaking rock alerted the authorities to CCD's act of arsen thus giving him a criminal record making it harder to get into Australia...