My latest weapon of mass destruction is a virus that eats all major organs while the victim is alive. The cool thing is, is that it automatically severs nerves so the person doesn't notice the damage until it's too late.

 

Well apparently someone working at Fred's Doomsday House thought it would be funny to take a co-worker and put him in a live test chamber.

 

So now the virus is spreading and it could be killing all of us and we don't even know it.

 

I apologize for the inconvenience. This always somtimes occasionally NEVER happens. Well on a monday at least. All of our bio hazards usually happen on Thursday.

 

 

Anyway enjoy your last breaths! I apologize once again.

How many times have I told you not to torment the human race?

Your quite forgiven good sir.

But before I die horribly would you fancy sharing this last cup of home brewed tea?

Excellant admiral, soon the filthy rebels will be eradicated.

Great. I'm going to die young. Damn you FFB! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame Facebook.

How many times have I told you not to torment the human race?

 

Possibly 3 times, but I have been having listening problems lately so it may be 10 or 20 times.

 

Your quite forgiven good sir.

But before I die horribly would you fancy sharing this last cup of home brewed tea?

 

I'd be delighted to have tea.

 

Excellant admiral, soon the filthy rebels will be eradicated.

 

That was going to be it's intended use. The tunnels the rebels hide in get pumped with the virus and we come back a day or two later to clean up the mess and disinfect the area. Unfortunately we had a minor accident and now anyone here can get the virus. The worse part is, is that you don't notice it until it's too late.

 

Great. I'm going to die young. Damn you FFB! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I never said you had the Virus. But it is a likely possibility. It spreads very fast if not contained properly. The Virus could infect all of New York City in about a week in ideal conditions. Just stay indoors, go to your panic room, and sit in the fetal position until it this is all over.

 

I blame Facebook.

 

Well I was on facebook when the whole thing started so...

 

 

I never said you had the Virus. But it is a likely possibility. It spreads very fast if not contained properly. The Virus could infect all of New York City in about a week in ideal conditions. Just stay indoors, go to your panic room, and sit in the fetal position until it this is all over.

 

 

But how are we supposed to know when it's over?

 

 

 

I never said you had the Virus. But it is a likely possibility. It spreads very fast if not contained properly. The Virus could infect all of New York City in about a week in ideal conditions. Just stay indoors, go to your panic room, and sit in the fetal position until it this is all over.

 

 

But how are we supposed to know when it's over?

 

When you can no longer smell the rotting corpses.

 

 

 

 

I never said you had the Virus. But it is a likely possibility. It spreads very fast if not contained properly. The Virus could infect all of New York City in about a week in ideal conditions. Just stay indoors, go to your panic room, and sit in the fetal position until it this is all over.

 

 

But how are we supposed to know when it's over?

 

When you can no longer smell the rotting corpses.

 

Are animals effected by this disease as well?