While experimenting with the Zombie Virus at my national science center we had a small... incident to say the least...

 

 

 

 

The outbreak started in the faculty area of our laboratories.

 

We sent in forces to nuetralize the threat...

 

But they were consumed quickly...

 

And now all of New Fred City is completely overrun.

 

 

 

 

 

Now I am a great zombie slayer my self. I have killed thousands of them but New Fred City has a population of 250 million and about 95% of them are undead...

 

A solution would be to simply nuke it but there is something we need to rescue...

 

 

 

This is a Nazi Secret Weapon that we have recently found and have been reverse engineering to create our own. Based on our studies this is Die Glocke the Nazi Wunderwaffe. Destroying it would be a major setback and letting it fall into enemy hands cannot happen.

 

Please, I need help to exterminate the zombies and get that ship!

May I be Cheif of Girly Affairs & Advertisement of Things That Need Adverising?

Well this is kind of urgent, and most of the people who would see the advertisements are zombies but you can still help do the girly affairs thing. It is hard to recruit women into zombie slaying.

Do I get free stuff for signing up?

Well, I can exterminate the zombies. I am willing to sacrifice my life to kill these things off. All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-on C4s.

All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-ons.

 

Lol. Sounds dirty.

 

He's struttin down yo city. He's snatchin yo zombies up.

 

All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-ons.

 

Lol. Sounds dirty.

 

He's struttin down yo city. He's snatchin yo zombies up.

 

. Whoa, I didn't mean for it sound like that haha. That is dirty.

 

And they don't have to come out their graves, we're looking for them. We gon' find them. We gon' find them.

Do I get free stuff for signing up?

 

You can get a T-Shirt that says "I survived the Zombie Apocalypse and all I got was this dumb shirt!"

 

 

Well, I can exterminate the zombies. I am willing to sacrifice my life to kill these things off. All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-on C4s.

 

That can be provided. Could you do me a favor and scream gibberish while your blowing yourselves up?

 

I would just watch the cloning machine though. The guy I hired to manage that thing is a little weird. He claims to be a Nazi Scientist even though he is only 52.

can i be your heavy weapon specialist you know mines rpg aa-12 with exploding rounds the kinda guy that does this

 

 

As long as you act like heavy from TF2 that's alright with me

 

 

 

Alright we need a few more people before we can move out. I recently got news that terrorist from the Taliban have infiltrated my city and are searching for the wunderwaffe. We don't have much time...

So if I was bitten by a Nazi zombie, does that ensure me a spot in the next Call of Duty game?

 

Oh, and how do you treat wounds and infections? Just wondering.

As long as you act like heavy from TF2 that's alright with me

 

 

 

Alright we need a few more people before we can move out. I recently got news that terrorist from the Taliban have infiltrated my city and are searching for the wunderwaffe. We don't have much time...

 

ok fine by me

I have taken the zombie apocalypse quiz, apearently I could last months as an undercover zombie. I think that perhaps if i could train legions of blonde girls to become undercover zombies and we could search for the wunderwaffe without having to fight the masses. And everytime we search a zone, we leave behind hidden C4 for the taliban and zombies. What do you think of this plan?

Could I utilise my uncontrollable, unpredictable, unprecedented, psycho kinetic powers as the result of my dna being spliced to a prototype project natal before they became kinect?

Interesting, did you at least find the thundergun? I'm not really sure where it is, but i'm sure a man named Ritchofen knows.

 

Be happy that no Hell hounds are in the city either, they would destroy us.

 

But either way... *grabs m16 and Stakeout* i'm willing to stick it to them dere zombies.

So if I was bitten by a Nazi zombie, does that ensure me a spot in the next Call of Duty game?

 

Oh, and how do you treat wounds and infections? Just wondering.

 

Well these guys aren't really Nazi zombies. But I have an SS uniform you can wear. If you become a zombie while wearing this you will appear in the next COD game.

 

And this is how we treat infections

 

 

 

 

 

I have taken the zombie apocalypse quiz, apearently I could last months as an undercover zombie. I think that perhaps if i could train legions of blonde girls to become undercover zombies and we could search for the wunderwaffe without having to fight the masses. And everytime we search a zone, we leave behind hidden C4 for the taliban and zombies. What do you think of this plan?

 

Sounds good but do you know how many people died trying to impersonate zombies? Lets just say it never succeeded once. I'll let you try if you really want to but I cannot let you lead blonds to their deaths.

 

Could I utilise my uncontrollable, unpredictable, unprecedented, psycho kinetic powers as the result of my dna being spliced to a prototype project natal before they became kinect?

 

Yes that will be very useful for moving the massive door that is currently blocking the entrance to the facility.

 

Interesting, did you at least find the thundergun? I'm not really sure where it is, but i'm sure a man named Ritchofen knows.

 

Be happy that no Hell hounds are in the city either, they would destroy us.

 

But either way... *grabs m16 and Stakeout* i'm willing to stick it to them dere zombies.

 

We are searching for the thundergun. However right now there is no time to find one. Die Glocke is still inside the city and we have to get it before the Taliban does.

So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T

So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T

 

Yeah kinda. If a zombie punctures your skin I puncture your brain.

 

So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T

 

Yeah kinda. If a zombie punctures your skin I puncture your brain.

 

Not before i flee like firetruck.

Well, if I can't clone myself, I can always get a bunch of suicidal maniacs on my squad. We will just need those C4s and some Mechas.

Well, if I can't clone myself, I can always get a bunch of suicidal maniacs on my squad. We will just need those C4s and some Mechas.

 

will this model suffice? We have some surplus!

 

Oh, i can also call Aravan, he killed zombies, Hell hounds, and even a giant flaming Beast!

 

*wink wink, Taras*

Very well the more help the better.

Can I be the stereotypical 'Quiet-guy-that-everyone-underestimates-until-the-mission-depends-on-me-and-I-suddenly-become-badass' person? I'd probably do well in that role.

Ive been thinking of your cure for the zombie virus and I have a couple of questions

if you've ever seen I Am Legend, you know what to do.