Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 While experimenting with the Zombie Virus at my national science center we had a small... incident to say the least... The outbreak started in the faculty area of our laboratories. We sent in forces to nuetralize the threat... But they were consumed quickly... And now all of New Fred City is completely overrun. Now I am a great zombie slayer my self. I have killed thousands of them but New Fred City has a population of 250 million and about 95% of them are undead... A solution would be to simply nuke it but there is something we need to rescue... This is a Nazi Secret Weapon that we have recently found and have been reverse engineering to create our own. Based on our studies this is Die Glocke the Nazi Wunderwaffe. Destroying it would be a major setback and letting it fall into enemy hands cannot happen. Please, I need help to exterminate the zombies and get that ship! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted January 7, 2011 May I be Cheif of Girly Affairs & Advertisement of Things That Need Adverising? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 Well this is kind of urgent, and most of the people who would see the advertisements are zombies but you can still help do the girly affairs thing. It is hard to recruit women into zombie slaying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero 9 Posted January 7, 2011 Do I get free stuff for signing up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted January 7, 2011 Well, I can exterminate the zombies. I am willing to sacrifice my life to kill these things off. All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-on C4s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero 9 Posted January 7, 2011 All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-ons. Lol. Sounds dirty. He's struttin down yo city. He's snatchin yo zombies up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted January 7, 2011 All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-ons. Lol. Sounds dirty. He's struttin down yo city. He's snatchin yo zombies up. . Whoa, I didn't mean for it sound like that haha. That is dirty. And they don't have to come out their graves, we're looking for them. We gon' find them. We gon' find them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 Do I get free stuff for signing up? You can get a T-Shirt that says "I survived the Zombie Apocalypse and all I got was this dumb shirt!" Well, I can exterminate the zombies. I am willing to sacrifice my life to kill these things off. All I need is about 100 clones of myself and about 1000 strap-on C4s. That can be provided. Could you do me a favor and scream gibberish while your blowing yourselves up? I would just watch the cloning machine though. The guy I hired to manage that thing is a little weird. He claims to be a Nazi Scientist even though he is only 52. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansex 0 Posted January 7, 2011 can i be your heavy weapon specialist you know mines rpg aa-12 with exploding rounds the kinda guy that does this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 As long as you act like heavy from TF2 that's alright with me Alright we need a few more people before we can move out. I recently got news that terrorist from the Taliban have infiltrated my city and are searching for the wunderwaffe. We don't have much time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zero 9 Posted January 7, 2011 So if I was bitten by a Nazi zombie, does that ensure me a spot in the next Call of Duty game? Oh, and how do you treat wounds and infections? Just wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansex 0 Posted January 7, 2011 As long as you act like heavy from TF2 that's alright with me Alright we need a few more people before we can move out. I recently got news that terrorist from the Taliban have infiltrated my city and are searching for the wunderwaffe. We don't have much time... ok fine by me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaosx 113 Posted January 7, 2011 I have taken the zombie apocalypse quiz, apearently I could last months as an undercover zombie. I think that perhaps if i could train legions of blonde girls to become undercover zombies and we could search for the wunderwaffe without having to fight the masses. And everytime we search a zone, we leave behind hidden C4 for the taliban and zombies. What do you think of this plan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted January 7, 2011 Could I utilise my uncontrollable, unpredictable, unprecedented, psycho kinetic powers as the result of my dna being spliced to a prototype project natal before they became kinect? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted January 7, 2011 Interesting, did you at least find the thundergun? I'm not really sure where it is, but i'm sure a man named Ritchofen knows. Be happy that no Hell hounds are in the city either, they would destroy us. But either way... *grabs m16 and Stakeout* i'm willing to stick it to them dere zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 So if I was bitten by a Nazi zombie, does that ensure me a spot in the next Call of Duty game? Oh, and how do you treat wounds and infections? Just wondering. Well these guys aren't really Nazi zombies. But I have an SS uniform you can wear. If you become a zombie while wearing this you will appear in the next COD game. And this is how we treat infections I have taken the zombie apocalypse quiz, apearently I could last months as an undercover zombie. I think that perhaps if i could train legions of blonde girls to become undercover zombies and we could search for the wunderwaffe without having to fight the masses. And everytime we search a zone, we leave behind hidden C4 for the taliban and zombies. What do you think of this plan? Sounds good but do you know how many people died trying to impersonate zombies? Lets just say it never succeeded once. I'll let you try if you really want to but I cannot let you lead blonds to their deaths. Could I utilise my uncontrollable, unpredictable, unprecedented, psycho kinetic powers as the result of my dna being spliced to a prototype project natal before they became kinect? Yes that will be very useful for moving the massive door that is currently blocking the entrance to the facility. Interesting, did you at least find the thundergun? I'm not really sure where it is, but i'm sure a man named Ritchofen knows. Be happy that no Hell hounds are in the city either, they would destroy us. But either way... *grabs m16 and Stakeout* i'm willing to stick it to them dere zombies. We are searching for the thundergun. However right now there is no time to find one. Die Glocke is still inside the city and we have to get it before the Taliban does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted January 7, 2011 So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T Yeah kinda. If a zombie punctures your skin I puncture your brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted January 7, 2011 So at least one claw from those things, and we get a bullet through the head... T_T Yeah kinda. If a zombie punctures your skin I puncture your brain. Not before i flee like firetruck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Space Cowboy 1,392 Posted January 7, 2011 Well, if I can't clone myself, I can always get a bunch of suicidal maniacs on my squad. We will just need those C4s and some Mechas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 7, 2011 Well, if I can't clone myself, I can always get a bunch of suicidal maniacs on my squad. We will just need those C4s and some Mechas. will this model suffice? We have some surplus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted January 7, 2011 Oh, i can also call Aravan, he killed zombies, Hell hounds, and even a giant flaming Beast! *wink wink, Taras* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted January 8, 2011 Very well the more help the better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baylaust 2,531 Posted January 8, 2011 Can I be the stereotypical 'Quiet-guy-that-everyone-underestimates-until-the-mission-depends-on-me-and-I-suddenly-become-badass' person? I'd probably do well in that role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted January 8, 2011 Ive been thinking of your cure for the zombie virus and I have a couple of questions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
