JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 *catches patrick trying to eat jj* Wait! Patrick!! Keyblades aren't for EATING!!!! You swing them at heartless! *grab's 'the pickle' and demonstrates how it is used*Patrick: Ohhhh. And, uh, then I eat it, right?Me: Nope.Patrick: Sounds pretty dumb and boring, then... *walk's away*^ ...And so I am doomed to be forever in constant fear of being eaten. I must devise a plan. I must escape from this pickle prison. I must... Redeem my once glorious self, or all will be lost. This is my story. This... Is the story of the pickle. *Title screen appears* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 *Round house kicks the galaxy back to where it came from*I see my banana did not phase you.Alright you foul beast, prepare to witness death itself!*Shoots a multitude of grapes at you from the other hand*May you find salvation, demon! Hahaha that tickles. *Waits for one grape to near him, flicks it, and it turns into one of my brownie minions* Your weak sauce. I guess it's time to finish it. You were a far from fun foe. Clone Army! *My army of clones appear* All of you, use Final Explosion and Final Flash on him from all directions please. *They obey, utterly vaporizing you* Now to finish off any extras... And just so you know, this attack is completely unevadeable, and instantly kills anything on contact... ... Ultra... True... Super... Big Bang... 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Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) ...And so I am doomed to be forever in constant fear of being eaten. I must devise a plan. I must escape from this pickle prison. I must... Redeem my once glorious self, or all will be lost. This is my story. This... Is the story of the pickle.*Title screen appears* Maybe, if I carve you into the shape of a keyblade, assuming that won't hurt you too much, people will want to eat you less in all respect of miniature keyblades? Edited June 10, 2013 by ~DawnStar2004~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Hahaha that tickles. *Waits for one grape to near him, flicks it, and it turns into one of my brownie minions* Your weak sauce. I guess it's time to finish it. You were a far from fun foe. Clone Army! *My army of clones appear* All of you, use Final Explosion and Final Flash on him from all directions please. *They obey, utterly vaporizing you* Now to finish off any extras... And just so you know, this attack is completely unevadeable, and instantly kills anything on contact... ... Ultra... True... Super... Big Bang... 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Ah, but what you used your devastating attack on was only a mere prototype replica of my true self. *The real me appears, drifting towards land from the clouds*All your efforts shall be in vain. You cannot hope to defeat me, and live yourself. This is because... I am you.To destroy me would be to destroy yourself. Even then, the power radiating through my ashes would reincarnate me, bringing about a second birth of my radiance. You see... I cannot be defeated. Your ignorance has cost you this battle, demon. *Snaps fingers, and immediately destroys all of your minions* I will admit, your attempts to eat my soul were flattering really. Even so, it was all for not. *Thrusts my hand into your chest, gripping your heart and ripping it out of your body*Humph, the weak heart of a soul craving demon. How cute.*Crushes your heart in my hand and reduces it to nothing* Now, as for the rest of you. *Summons a glowing red katana*This is the end, Demon.*Thrusts it into you, ending your very existence* Edited June 10, 2013 by JJForever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 I thought JJ was a pickle I guess he managed to change back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 Maybe, if I carve you into the shape of a keyblade, assuming that won't hurt you too much, people will want to eat you less in all respect of miniature keyblades? Something about the thought of being carved into the shape of a Keyblade doesn't really float my boat. No no, this journey will require much more careful planning. I will thank you though, for caring about my well being. No one ever cares about a pickle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 Something about the thought of being carved into the shape of a Keyblade doesn't really float my boat.No no, this journey will require much more careful planning.I will thank you though, for caring about my well being. No one ever cares about a pickle. Nobody ever cares about a pickle? *sobs* Me no wanna hear anymore about it ;_; I mean, yeah, they're usually not sweet people being turned into food, though...*craddles you into a little blanket to keep you warm on this harsh night* Anyways, your welcome ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 I thought JJ was a pickle I guess he managed to change back? I have multiple selves. I am a pickle, and also a badass genius dude who fights demons, to name but a couple variations of my true self. I am infinite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 I have multiple selves. I am a pickle, and also a badass genius dude who fights demons, to name but a couple variations of my true self. I am infinite. Wow I can be a fairy and a princess, I guess, for 'other selves' of mine. I can kick demon butt, too!!!!....I just don't really like there to be fighting and wars much :< Though, in all honisty.....I secretly have a weak spot for weilding a keyblade >w<;;; teeheehee. I also wanna be a bunny, a cat, a doggie, maybe a dragon...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 Ah, but what you used your devastating attack on was only a mere prototype replica of my true self. *The real me appears, drifting towards land from the clouds* All your efforts shall be in vain. You cannot hope to defeat me, and live yourself. This is because... I am you. To destroy me would be to destroy yourself. Even then, the power radiating through my ashes would reincarnate me, bringing about a second birth of my radiance. You see... I cannot be defeated. Your ignorance has cost you this battle, demon. *Snaps fingers, and immediately destroys all of your minions* I will admit, your attempts to eat my soul were flattering really. Even so, it was all for not. *Thrusts my hand into your chest, gripping your heart and ripping it out of your body* Humph, the weak heart of a soul craving demon. How cute. *Crushes your heart in my hand and reduces it to nothing* Now, as for the rest of you. *Summons a glowing red katana* This is the end, Demon. *Thrusts it into you, ending your very existence* Ah, what you just crushed was a mere chocolate chip. For you see... I AM A BROWNIE! THE MIGHTYIST OF ALL BROWNIES EVER TO EXIST! *Goes HULK mode SSJ God and Kaioken x1000* *Activates Shipping armor* And my attack being futile is just a Hoax. There is no bond between us, Captain Planet. Now, all of my brownie clones return *They all return* And as for your existence ending Katana, you cannot end something that survived worst. The blades in that world hit harder. *Your blade breaks into millions of pieces* To finish it. *Goes to the land beyond all, where only one being can be living at a time before you ever could* *Detonates subspace as well as all twelve universes around you and uses my ultimate technique, the Kiazer Final Shot, to absolutely vaporize all atoms and return them all to their pure energy states* Be glad I spared you a less horrid death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 *suckle's on a keyblade and gets my pretty pink drool all over it..* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 Nobody ever cares about a pickle? *sobs* Me no wanna hear anymore about it ;_; I mean, yeah, they're usually not sweet people being turned into food, though...*craddles you into a little blanket to keep you warm on this harsh night* :)Anyways, your welcome ^_^*Three months pass, with no progress towards reforming myself*The days have grown lonely DawnStar. The nights are worse. You... You are the only reason I can cope with this madness. Your un-dying love has made me feel safe, happy even, within my pathetic excuse for an "Existence"...Even so, I cannot take much more of this. My soul grows weaker with each passing moment. My pride has all but been erased completely, my ego... Vanquished. The continuous thought of being a pickle has yet to quit resting on the back of my mind, no matter how much you make me feel like a real person... A meaningful being... I do not think I will make it DawnStar. I can sense the end is growing near. Do not mourn my passing, though. Take joy that you made a useless pickle feel loved. Take joy, for you have gained my true love. Thank you, DawnStar, thank you. *Dies* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) *Three months pass, with no progress towards reforming myself* The days have grown lonely DawnStar. The nights are worse. You... You are the only reason I can cope with this madness. Your un-dying love has made me feel safe, happy even, within my pathetic excuse for an "Existence"... Even so, I cannot take much more of this. My soul grows weaker with each passing moment. My pride has all but been erased completely, my ego... Vanquished. The continuous thought of being a pickle has yet to quit resting on the back of my mind, no matter how much you make me feel like a real person... A meaningful being... I do not think I will make it DawnStar. I can sense the end is growing near. Do not mourn my passing, though. Take joy that you made a useless pickle feel loved. Take joy, for you have gained my true love. Thank you, DawnStar, thank you. *Dies* *sobs really loudly and then riku comes by to comphert me..* Ohh, Rikuuuu....*hug's him and sob's softly into his strong, muscular arms..* (ur welcome...:< :<) Edited June 10, 2013 by ~DawnStar2004~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 Ah, what you just crushed was a mere chocolate chip. For you see... I AM A BROWNIE! THE MIGHTYIST OF ALL BROWNIES EVER TO EXIST! *Goes HULK mode SSJ God and Kaioken x1000* *Activates Shipping armor* And my attack being futile is just a Hoax. There is no bond between us, Captain Planet. Now, all of my brownie clones return *They all return* And as for your existence ending Katana, you cannot end something that survived worst. The blades in that world hit harder. *Your blade breaks into millions of pieces* To finish it. *Goes to the land beyond all, where only one being can be living at a time before you ever could* *Detonates subspace as well as all twelve universes around you and uses my ultimate technique, the Kiazer Final Shot, to absolutely vaporize all atoms and return them all to their pure energy states* Be glad I spared you a less horrid death. *My body is gone, any signs of me previously being there are non-exsistant* You hear a voice in your head: "You may have won this time Demon, but know that I shall return, and when I do you will suffer pain beyond imagining, until I decide to truly end you... So long Demon, and do not forget my words." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 *cuddles with riku for a short while and then tries to brave the pain on my own after that...* *smiles at riku* Still stay by my back just in case, okay, cutie? sides its adorable to see you catch me when i fall and stuff heeheehee...>w<;;; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 *My body is gone, any signs of me previously being there are non-exsistant*You hear a voice in your head: "You may have won this time Demon, but know that I shall return, and when I do you will suffer pain beyond imagining, until I decide to truly end you... So long Demon, and do not forget my words." *Reaches to the left and grabs your soul, then eats it* Too easy. You taste like dirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 No he doesn't taste like DIRT! D< I bet he tastes like something yummy like....chocolate Or at least riku does *licks his skin* Anywhoo.... *nibbles on a giant keyblade* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 *Reaches to the left and grabs your soul, then eats it* Too easy. You taste like dirt.You fool. I have not one soul, but 999 souls. To destroy me you must first destroy all of them. However, it is not that easy. The many souls I have that remain are protected by an unbreakable spell of hiding. It is not possible in any way to find my remaining souls. I will continue to haunt you Forever, for your treachery shall not be tolerated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 *I better stay on JJ's good side, or else...o_o;;* *....besides, its better to stay on peoples good sides anyways^^* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 No he doesn't taste like DIRT! D< I bet he tastes like something yummy like....chocolate Or at least riku does *licks his skin* Anywhoo.... *nibbles on a giant keyblade* *Pickle spirit voice*"My love, what is the meaning of this? We were together for three months and you never once licked me. Is it because I am a pickle? Is that it?" *Sigh* "I am sorry. I do not blame you. Why would anyone want to lick a pitiful pickle like me? You can always lick a pickle, not everyday you get to lick Riku... Maybe in another life... I will finally have the privilege to be licked by you... So long DawnStar, again..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) *Pickle spirit voice*"My love, what is the meaning of this? We were together for three months and you never once licked me. Is it because I am a pickle? Is that it?" *Sigh*"I am sorry. I do not blame you. Why would anyone want to lick a pitiful pickle like me? You can always lick a pickle, not everyday you get to lick Riku... Maybe in another life... I will finally have the privilege to be licked by you... So long DawnStar, again..." *shivers with tears* Riku: *atempt's to comphert?* Me: *refuses his offer (you read right!! ) and allows myself to face the darkness on my own, at this very moment....riku seems to willingly understand and smirks* Edited June 10, 2013 by ~DawnStar2004~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 *shivers with tears*Riku: *atempt's to comphert?*Me: *refuses his offer (you read right!! ) and allows myself to face the darkness on my own, at this very moment....riku seems to willingly understand and smirks**Unknown voice* DawnStar, listen to me. You are the only one who holds the power to save Pickle-JJ from his cruel fate and resurrect him from the dead in his true form. If you wish to save your friend however, it will be a perilous journey. Are you willing to take this task upon yourself, and bring peace to such an unhappy being? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 *Unknown voice*DawnStar, listen to me. You are the only one who holds the power to save Pickle-JJ from his cruel fate and resurrect him from the dead in his true form. If you wish to save your friend however, it will be a perilous journey. Are you willing to take this task upon yourself, and bring peace to such an unhappy being? Umn....I think so. Will I get a bowl of yummy strawberries afterwards? I like snacking a lot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJForever 75 Posted June 10, 2013 Umn....I think so. Will I get a bowl of yummy strawberries afterwards? I like snacking a lot...Of course my dear, you will be given the yummiest of strawberries. Strawberries so delicious that the taste of them will bring a sense of euphoria upon you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted June 10, 2013 Of course my dear, you will be given the yummiest of strawberries. Strawberries so delicious that the taste of them will bring a sense of euphoria upon you. I THINK I'M GONNA DO THIS FOR THE SNACKS!!!! but, uhh, i rather not have to kiss him...I....uhhhh....just wanna kiss riku *kisses riku tons of times* But i'm willing to be his friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
