Why hello, this is a Homestuck RolePlay. What is Homestuck you say? It's a lovely webcomic by Andrew Hussie.

This RolePlay will consist of chats between the characters as well as some interaction, much like the webcomic. It is non-canon, meaning it does not have to follow the plot.

Format of the posts will be mostly something like

 

"Terezi logs onto Trollian and clicks on Karkats trollhandle.

 

gallowsCalibrator began trolling carcinoGeneticist

 

GC: H3LLO K4RK4T"

 

and then the other character responds and etc.

 

You can describe what they're doing, their facial expression, what they're feeling and etc. When your character is chatting, they must type like they do in the webcomic. When they actual have a face to face interaction, it is not necessary, unless you are Sollux, who must talk with a lisp. And warning, because of Gamzee, there will be strong language in this.And because of firetrucking Karkat. That adorable and crabby troll.

Any other questions, feel free to message me.

 

Now to join, you must message me (not chat) with what character you want to be, if they're a troll or human, their zodiac sign and blood color if they're a troll and if they're a human, tell me who their guardian is. And all of it must be typed in your characters typing style.

So basically, fill this out

For Trolls -

Name:

Troll/Human?:

Blood:

Zodiac Sign:

 

For Humans -

Name:

Troll/Human?:

Guardian:

 

List of characters (in parenthesis is their troll/chumhandle):

 

Trolls

 

Aradia Megido (apocalypseArisen) [OPEN]

Tavros Nitram (adiosToreador) [OPEN]

Sollux Captor (twinArmageddons) [OPEN]

Karkat Vantas (carcinoGeneticist) [TAKEN - SuperPunk]

Nepeta Leijon (arsenicCatnip) [OPEN]

Kanaya Maryam (grimAuxiliatrix) [OPEN]

Terezi Pyrope (gallowsCalibrator) [TAKEN - Lady Koko]

Vriska Serket (arachnidsGrip) [OPEN]

Equius Zahhak (centaursTesticle) [OPEN]

Gamzee Makara (terminallyCapricious)[TAKEN - Lord VanVan]

Eridan Ampora (caligulasAquarium) [TAKEN - RoxSoxKH]

Feferi Peixes (cuttlefishCuller) [OPEN]

 

Humans

 

John Egbert (ectoBiologist) [OPEN]

Dave Stider (turntechGodhead) [iRONICALLY TAKEN - Lady Koko]

Rose Lalonde (tentacleTherapist) [OPEN]

Jade Harley (gardenGnostic) [OPEN]

 

For now, only one character per person. Might change later on.

 

and I guess, I'll start us off.

 

Terezi fell into her comfortable, spinning chair, and with a wicked smile, opened up Trollian. The different smells invaded her nose, Vriska's blueberry bubblegum, Karkat's bland, tasteless gray... But mostly everyone was offline sadly.

She scowled and slowly rose from her seat and closer to her computer screen before giving it a long lick. No one.

"How stpidly boring..."

Eridan was bored. He had nothing left to do except maybe log on to trollian.

He saw that Terezi was online, he clicked on her trollhandle, 'gallowsCalibrator'.

 

His own trollhandle, 'caligulasAquarium', appeared in an abbreviated version on his screen.

 

CA: wwhy hello ter

Oh Gog. It was Eridan. Terezi immediately caught the scent of his magenta text. She really would rather not talk to him. Where was Karkat? She much rather bother him instead. Even Vriska or Tavros. Aradia even, as creepy and boring as she was. But well, Eridan was the only one online and she was bored as firetruck. Her fingers started typing away.

 

caligulasAquarium started trolling gallowsCalibrator

 

CA: wwhy hello ter

GC: H3Y 3R1D4N. HOW 4R3 YOU?

Eridan never liked Terezi much. The way she always would lick things... she could be quite annoying. Plus the fact she was a land dweller...

Eridan hated land dwellers. And their pollution of his precious water. He had vowed to kill them all... but he gave up trying. For one, Vriska never let him have one of her doomsday weapons... and for two, the land dwelling trolls didn't much appreciate his trying to kill them, which led to a negative effect on his positive romantic interests.

 

 

CA: wwhy hello ter

GC: H3Y 3R1D4N. HOW 4R3 YOU?

CA: i am firetruckin bored out a my wwits and am wwishin to find a solution to boredom

CA: wwhat do you do wwhen you are so bored ter

Gamzee consumed yet another bottle of Faygo. Other than downing the wicked elixer, chugging down those slimy pies he kept in his room, or trying to balance on the one-wheeled contraption, Gamzee didn't have anything to do. So, the clown troll pulled out his husktop to see if any bro's were online. But before he could even check, the colors distracted him. A motherfiretrucking miracle colors were. But then he saw Terezi and Eridan's troll handles flash. Hm. Time to hit two motherfiretruckers with one stone.

terminallyCapricious started trolling caligulasAquarium

TC: MoThErfiretruckInG hElLo, ErIdAn.

TC: HoNk. (o:

TC: DoN't firetruckInG iGnOrE mE. )o:

 

terminallyCapricious started trolling gallowsCalibrator

TC: HoNk HoNk TeReZi (o:

TC: SeE aNy NeW sItEs LaTeLy? ;o)

TC: I bEt YoU firetruckiNg HaVe. HoNk. ;o)

Terezi caught scent of another color. Hmmm Gamzee was online. She didn't mind talking to him. As long as he wasn't sober and saved some Faygo for her, Gamzee was a pretty chill troll.

He had already started trolling her but first she had to deal with Eridan.

 

CA: wwhy hello ter

GC: H3Y 3R1D4N. HOW 4R3 YOU?

CA: i am firetruckin bored out a my wwits and am wwishin to find a solution to boredom

CA: wwhat do you do wwhen you are so bored ter

GC: NOTH1NG R34LLY 3XC3PT M4YB3 FL4RP. BUT VR1SK4 4ND 4R4D14 4R3NT ONL1N3 4ND N31TH3R 1S N3P3T4 >;[

 

She switched windows, opening the newly started chat with Gamzee.

 

terminallyCapricious started trolling gallowsCalibrator

TC: HoNk HoNk TeReZi (o:

TC: SeE aNy NeW sItEs LaTeLy? ;o)

TC: I bEt YoU firetruckiNg HaVe. HoNk. ;o)

GC: H3H3H3H3 H3Y GAMZ33

GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 H4V3NT, SORRY >;[

Karkat scratched the top of his head. Damn window gave him a runny nose the day before so it left him in a fouled mood then usual. He pulled up a chair and logged onto Trollian.

Almost instantly, he noticed Terezi was on. Like he'll he was going to talk to her right now. Instead, he clicked on Gamzee's trollhandle.

 

carcinoGeneticist began trolling terminallyCapricious

 

CG: WHATS UP, IDIOT?

Oh this was absolutely great. Karkat just logged on and Gamzee was online as well. Throw Eridan in and we have a party. One Terezi would host of course. But she wouldn't open a memo just yet.

Neither Eridan or Gamzee had responded to her yet, but that was okay because she had someone else to lick.

She clicked on Karkat's dull gray name, the chat window immediately opening up.

 

gallowsCalibrator started trolling carcinoGeneticist

 

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

firetrucking peachy.

 

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

 

Terezi laughed to herself. Sometimes Karkat was just too adorable.

 

GC: OH 1 JUST W4NT3D TO KNOW WH3N YOU'LL L3T M3 L1CK YOU.

GC: S1NC3 YOU 4LW4YS 1NS1ST TH4T 1TS D1SGUST1NG.

GC: BUT HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3.

GC: THOUGH 1 B3T YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RR13S >;]

GC: L1K3 YOUR CH3RRY COLOR3D BLOOD.

GC: YUM

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

GC: OH 1 JUST W4NT3D TO KNOW WH3N YOU'LL L3T M3 L1CK YOU.

GC: S1NC3 YOU 4LW4YS 1NS1ST TH4T 1TS D1SGUST1NG.

GC: BUT HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3.

GC: THOUGH 1 B3T YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RR13S >;]

GC: L1K3 YOUR CH3RRY COLOR3D BLOOD.

GC: YUM

CG: HA

CG: ITS NOT EVEN RED YOU STUPID BITCH.

CG: SO STOP SAYING SO.

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

GC: OH 1 JUST W4NT3D TO KNOW WH3N YOU'LL L3T M3 L1CK YOU.

GC: S1NC3 YOU 4LW4YS 1NS1ST TH4T 1TS D1SGUST1NG.

GC: BUT HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3.

GC: THOUGH 1 B3T YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RR13S >;]

GC: L1K3 YOUR CH3RRY COLOR3D BLOOD.

GC: YUM

CG: HA

CG: ITS NOT EVEN RED YOU STUPID BITCH.

CG: SO STOP SAYING SO.

GC: OH BUT 1S MY D34R K4RKL3S.

GC: YOU'R3 4DOR4BL3 YOU KNOW TH4T?

GC: >;]

GC: YOU DON'T H4V3 TO H1D3 1T FROM M3.

GC: 1 WONT T3LL

GC:

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

GC: OH 1 JUST W4NT3D TO KNOW WH3N YOU'LL L3T M3 L1CK YOU.

GC: S1NC3 YOU 4LW4YS 1NS1ST TH4T 1TS D1SGUST1NG.

GC: BUT HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3.

GC: THOUGH 1 B3T YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RR13S >;]

GC: L1K3 YOUR CH3RRY COLOR3D BLOOD.

GC: YUM

CG: HA

CG: ITS NOT EVEN RED YOU STUPID BITCH.

CG: SO STOP SAYING SO.

GC: OH BUT 1S MY D34R K4RKL3S.

GC: YOU'R3 4DOR4BL3 YOU KNOW TH4T?

GC: >;]

GC: YOU DON'T H4V3 TO H1D3 1T FROM M3.

GC: 1 WONT T3LL

GC:

CG: YOU'RE STILL TALKING?

CG: GOD. SHUT UP FOR 5 SECONDS.

GC: H3LLOOO K4RK1TTY >;]

CG: WHAT THE firetruck DO YOU WANT?

GC: OH 1 JUST W4NT3D TO KNOW WH3N YOU'LL L3T M3 L1CK YOU.

GC: S1NC3 YOU 4LW4YS 1NS1ST TH4T 1TS D1SGUST1NG.

GC: BUT HOW 3LS3 4M 1 SUPPOS3D TO KNOW WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3.

GC: THOUGH 1 B3T YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RR13S >;]

GC: L1K3 YOUR CH3RRY COLOR3D BLOOD.

GC: YUM

CG: HA

CG: ITS NOT EVEN RED YOU STUPID BITCH.

CG: SO STOP SAYING SO.

GC: OH BUT 1S MY D34R K4RKL3S.

GC: YOU'R3 4DOR4BL3 YOU KNOW TH4T?

GC: >;]

GC: YOU DON'T H4V3 TO H1D3 1T FROM M3.

GC: 1 WONT T3LL

GC:

CG: YOU'RE STILL TALKING?

CG: GOD. SHUT UP FOR 5 SECONDS.

 

Terezi chuckled. It had been a while since Karkat had acted this much of an asshole. Sure it was annoying, but Terezi couldn't help but laugh. It'd be hilarious to see his ADORABLE expression if she decided to creep up on him and give him a good lick. Mmmm cherries...

 

GC: YOUR3 SO GRUMPY SOM3T1MES >;[

GC: WHY C4NT YOU 4DM1T YOUR R3DROM F33L1NGS >;]

 

That was sure to grind his gears.

TC: HoNk HoNk TeReZi (o:

TC: SeE aNy NeW sItEs LaTeLy? ;o)

TC: I bEt YoU firetruckiNg HaVe. HoNk. ;o)

GC: H3H3H3H3 H3Y GAMZ33

GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 H4V3NT, SORRY >;[

TC: SoRrY tO hEaR tHaT )o:

TC: tHaT's firetruckInG alRiGhT tHoUgH.

TC: I'D gIvE yOu My EyEs, BuT i firetruckInG nEeD tHeM.

TC: SoRrY dRaGoN-iStA. hOnK. )o:

 

Gamzee saw another screen pop up and smiled when he saw it was Karkat. His best friend wanted to chat!

 

CG: WHATS UP, IDIOT?

TC: HeEeEeEeEy BeSt FrIeNd! (o:

TC: I'm SlAmMiNg SoMe MoThErfiretruckInG fAyGo

TC: WhAt ThE firetruck eLsE wOuLd I Be DoInG?

TC: DoEs BeSt FrIeNd WaNt To JoIn Me? HoNk. (o:

GC: YOUR3 SO GRUMPY SOM3T1MES >;[

GC: WHY C4NT YOU 4DM1T YOUR R3DROM F33L1NGS >;]

CG: FEELINGS?

CG: THE firetruck?

CG: THE ONLY MOTHERfiretruckING FEELING I FEEL IS firetruckING HATE FOR YOU.

 

Oh, Gamzee had replied. Sweet, someone to curse and be a total ass to but they wouldn't mind.

 

 

CG: WHATS UP, IDIOT?

TC: HeEeEeEeEy BeSt FrIeNd! (o:

TC: I'm SlAmMiNg SoMe MoThErfiretruckInG fAyGo

TC: WhAt ThE firetruck eLsE wOuLd I Be DoInG?

TC: DoEs BeSt FrIeNd WaNt To JoIn Me? HoNk. (o:

CG: firetruck NOT NOW. GOTTA RID MYSELF OF THAT ANNOYING BITCH TEREZI

((okay, so I'm allowing two characters. If you want another character, follow the same procedure as your first.))

TC: HoNk HoNk TeReZi (o:

TC: SeE aNy NeW sItEs LaTeLy? ;o)

TC: I bEt YoU firetruckiNg HaVe. HoNk. ;o)

GC: H3H3H3H3 H3Y GAMZ33

GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 H4V3NT, SORRY >;[

TC: SoRrY tO hEaR tHaT )o:

TC: tHaT's firetruckInG alRiGhT tHoUgH.

TC: I'D gIvE yOu My EyEs, BuT i firetruckInG nEeD tHeM.

TC: SoRrY dRaGoN-iStA. hOnK. )o:

GC: 1TS OK4Y.

GC: 1 DONT M1ND NOT B31NG 4BL3 TO S33

 

Now to reply to Karkat. Oh jegus, he was crabbier than usual.

GC: YOUR3 SO GRUMPY SOM3T1MES >;[

GC: WHY C4NT YOU 4DM1T YOUR R3DROM F33L1NGS >;]

CG: FEELINGS?

CG: THE firetruck?

CG: THE ONLY MOTHERfiretruckING FEELING I FEEL IS firetruckING HATE FOR YOU.

GC: 4WWW K4RK4T.

GC: BUT W3'R3 M4T3SPR1TS NOT K1SM3S1S >;]

GC: THOUGH 1 WOULDNT M1ND K1SM3S1S

GC: H3H3H3 >;]

 

Terezi leaned in to lick her computer screen once more. Mmmmm, Red. Looks like a certain cool kid had just logged on.

 

Dave looked at his computer screen through his shades. There was an extreme lack of cool people online. Egbert wasn't on, neither was Rose or Jade. Some of the troll were online. He could deal talking with Terezi. She was pretty chill.

 

turntechGodhead started pestering gallowsCalibrator

 

TG: yo whats up terezi

GC: NOTH1NG. WH4TS 4 COOL K1D L1K3 YOU DO1NG 4ROUND H3R3

GC: D1D YOU COM3 TO 4DM1T TH4T 1M SO MUCH 4W3SOM3R TH4N YOU? >;]

GC: B3C4US3 YOU KNOW TH4TS TRU3

hey koko could i please do nepeta