This is just a funny little story I cooked up. It follows most of a cutscene in the manga, but I embellished it to make it funnier. Hope you like it and please comment!

 

 

Demyx paced around the Grey Area, trying to comprehend what he just found out. For you see, word came that none of the members sent to Castle Oblivion made it and have been eliminated. Xaldin walked in, "What in blazes happened? You're actually THINKING!"

Demyx looked over, "Hey, Din-Din! Something serious just went down!" Xaldin seemed interested, so Demyx started explaining what he found out.

 

About two-thirds through the story, Xigbar showed up, "Yo, anything interesting? Heh, why am I asking? If you two are talking to eachother there's GOT to be something interesting."

Demyx sighed, "I don't want to say this TWICE!"

Xaldin smirked, "Well, I'm not listening to it twice, either. Finish telling me and then tell Xigbar." Demyx bent down and let out a heavy breath, then continued on with the events of what happened.

 

After finishing, he told Xigbar, "Okay, Xiggie, you already heard the ending, so I'll just tell you the beginning and middle part."

Xigbar smirked, "No, no, I want the full feature presentation."

"But, Xiggie! Can't you cut a guy some slack?!"

"FULL feature presentation."

"Aww, man...fine....I'll start over..." And so Demyx began re-telling the story.

 

This time, about half-way through, Roxas showed up, "What's going on?"

Demyx turned around and the thought of re-telling the story again flooded his mind, "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" And he just stomped away to his room.

Roxas was surprised, O_o, "What did I do?"

Xigbar chuckled, "Nothing, it's not your fault. That kiddo is just upset.....hee,hee,hee...."

I didn't get it.

I find it strange that the subheading was so much larger than the actual title.

 

btw, sorry, tl;dr.

I didn't get it.

 

^^

The idea was that Demyx has to tell about the C.O. events more than the one time he intended....and Xigbar wants to hear the WHOLE story all over again even though he already heard the ending. The point was to show that Xigbar can be a tad rude just to put another member through a small trouble that Xiggie can laugh at...and Demyx yells "CRAP!"

 

If you saw the picture in the manga you'd probably be laughing....or not....whatevah....my Dad didn't quite get it either...but my Mom and sister laughed like crazy...depends on who, I guess.....

 

 

Also, I can't help what the subheading size is. Some reason this site made all subheadings huge....

lol i remember demyx saying 'craaaaaap'in the manga as roxas walked up

i guess you need to read the manga to find it funny.

i guess you need to read the manga to find it funny.

 

Yes, you do. The look on their faces will make you lol....or at least, that's what it made me do.....and my Mom and sister.....but, like I said earlier, my Dad still didn't get it. So it's probably only funny to some.