This story is meant to give everyone who reads it a laugh, or at least a little chuckle. Enjoy!
P.S. I used the spoiler buttons to make this look more organized. Also, this is before Roxas joins, so Demyx didn't have Roxy to push his missions on.
Demyx was going around, testing out which members would do his missions for him. If I ask them all, then I'll know which ones go at the top of my list.... those ones will have potential in helping me...
First, he went to Axel: Would you help a poor kid out? Pleeeese? *bats his sparkly eyes*
Axel: Ugh, not the eyes.......man, you know how I can't say no to that!
Demyx: Yay! I've won you over! Ahhh, we're stuck for life. I can always count on you, my official life-line.....okay, you go at the top of my list.
Axel covered his ears: Oh, please stop telling me those things!
Demyx: Whatever you say, buddy.
Axel:*sigh* I'm doomed......
Demyx: Now, if you could just say that you are my official life-line or something.... *acts cute again*
Axel: *sigh* You can count on me to help you with missions. I can't resist those eyes. Happy now?
Demyx: Ahhh....now it seems permanent, thanks pal.
Next, he went to Xigbar: Hey, Xiggy, can you pleeease help me out? *big sparkly eyes*
Xigbar: What's in it for me?
Demyx: You will forever live with the good feeling that you helped a poor kid out.
Xigbar: :mellow: And?
Demyx: And.......*bats eyes and does a cute pose*
Xigbar: -_O You do realize that only has half the effect on me. Depends how hard your mission is.
Demyx: Very hard.
Xigbar: I meant, hard for you, or hard for me?
Demyx: Well......it's probably a piece of cake for you, but-
Xigbar: Then you can handle it.
Demyx pulled out his list: Man! *sigh* well.....you still have potential....
Xigbar: :huh: Potential for what?
Demyx: Oh, uh......forget I mentioned that.
Demyx actually considered asking Xaldin....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Xaldin? It's me, Demyx.
Xaldin shook his head and opened the door.
Demyx: Hey, can I ask you for a favor?
Xaldin just slammed the door shut almost as soon as he opened it.
Demyx: Ouch! My nose!
Xaldin: Heh, heh, heh.
Demyx: Meanie.....
He actually asks.....Vexen?
Should I ask him? But what if he opens the door and sticks me with a needle? Oh....this'll be risky, but....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Vexen? Can I ask you something?
Vexen opened the door seeming aggravated: WHAT DO YOU WANT??!!
Demyx: I'm beginning to regret coming here...never mind!
As he walked away, Vexen grabbed the hood of his coat: Wait a second, Demyx. What were you going to ask? Maybe if I just experiment a little with him......he'd be much more useful if I tweaked his brain and laziness a little...
Demyx: You wanna know? Yes! Okay, I need some help with a very difficult mission.
Vexen: Ah, yes......here, come in and sit down. You can tell me all about this difficult mission....
Demyx: Okay.
He walked in, but as soon as he saw something laying on the surgeon's table and all the different knives Vexen had, not to mention the surgical masks and long needles, he quickly said: You know what, I'll just ask someone else!
Demyx ran out faster than ever.
Vexen: Awwwe....what a shame. He'd of made a fine experiment.....
Demyx thought to himself while running: Now I'm gonna have nightmares....
Maybe Lexaeus will help me....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Lexaeus, I need to ask you for a favor.
Lexaeus opened the door and just stood there.
Demyx: Uh........awkward silence.....You know what, I'm not even gonna ask....
And he left.
Lexaeus thought to himself: Being silent has it's rewards....
It's your turn, Zexion.
Demyx tried a different approach this time. He waited till the next morning to walk into the Grey Area and begin his plan.
Demyx: Okay, Zexion is here. Initiate operation 'Convince Zexy'.
He bent down and walked into the Grey Area as if he were extremely sad about something. Zexion came over, as planned: *Bends down to look at Demyx's face* You know, it's not fun talking to your hair.
Demyx stood up: Then perhaps you can help me?
Zexion: Depends. Is the situation a mere mission, or is it a problem that truly needs fixing or is unfair?
Demyx: Uh....define unfair.
Zexion: Demyx, I'm not going to help you unless it's a good reason. Now, you should get back to work.
Demyx: .....I think it's a good reason.....
Zexion: The types of situations I would consider helping you on would be if you're going to get a lecture based off of reasons that aren't your fault, and other similar situations. Okay, Demyx? Ask me if such an event occurs. Otherwise, do your missions like you're supposed to.
Demyx: You're no help....
Later on, he went to ask Luxord:
Demyx: Hmm....what about Saix? Nah, he's the reason I'm asking the other members for help... (I can't believe he even considered that...)
He knocked on Luxord's room door.
Luxord: Did something important just transpire? Oh, you want to play cards, is that it?
Demyx: Cards? No, I just want to ask you for a favor.
Luxord: Let me guess, you want me to help you with a mission?
Demyx: Yeah! That's exactly it!
Luxord: Then let's play 3 rounds of poker, and if you win 2 out of 3, I will help you.
Demyx: Awwe man......I'm gonna lose....
They played 3 rounds and the prediction came true, Demyx lost. (What a shocker, lol)
Luxord: You know, since you played your best, I'll still help you.
Demyx: Really?! YES!!!! Another one with potential!
Luxord: O.o
Demyx: Uh, forget I said that....
Next up was Marluxia:
Demyx: *knocks on door* Marluxia?
Marluxia: *opens door* This is unusual.
Demyx: I need a favor.
Marluxia: Ugh, mission help?
Demyx: Maybe if I sweet-talk him into helping me...Yeah, and I just figured, since you're strong and everything, you could help me out. Any mission would be easy with your combat skills.
Marluxia: Well, I guess I am pretty skilled, aren't I?
Demyx: He's falling for it! Yeah, of course! As a matter of fact, you'd make the best boss ever! And why not start by helping me?
Marluxia: *sigh* Let me consider this.....I don't want to end up like Axel where I'm stuck helping him...
Demyx: Okay! Tell me tomorrow then!
The next morning, in the Grey Area, Demyx said: So, Marluxia, you decide yet?
Marluxia: Yes, and I've decided that you're just flattering me to try convincing me to help you. So, no, I'm not falling into your trap.
Demyx: Pleeeeeease? *bats eyes*
Marluxia: Hmph, that doesn't work with me. If I want to see cute, I can just look in the mirror.
Marluxia held out his scythe: Finish what you were saying.
Demyx: Nuh-uh, I refuse.
Marluxia: Heh, that's what I thought. *sigh* There are so many things I want to say right now....
Saix: Say it, we all want Demyx eradicated anyway.....except Axel.....
Demyx: AND Xemnas! He said that we are ALL valued members. Remember?
Saix: Unfortunately.....
Axel: Heh, I know, it's tempting sometimes.....
Demyx: Yep, Axel's my life-line!
Luxord: Don't tempt fate, Demyx.
Marluxia: Well, since you all seem to not mind me speaking aloud......Demyx, if you ever ask me to help you with a mission again, I will make you sink into an abyss where everyone will no longer be able to hear you're screams for help. And you will stay there for all eternity.
Most everyone: :mellow: That's a bit much.
They walked away
Marluxia: I don't think I went too far!
Luxord was the only one that stayed: Huh, I didn't think it was that bad.
Marluxia: Yeah, I was just wishing aloud.
Luxord: O.O That was a wish?
He walked away as well.
Marluxia: Huh, guess they couldn't handle it. *shrugs* Oh, well....
Demyx quietly spoke to himself: I'm not even gonna ask Larxene.....she'd probably break my sitar just for knocking.
Larxene happened to be passing by: Yes, I would.
Demyx: *shudders*
Demyx looked over his list: Okay, now I've got Axel, then Xigbar, then Luxord and Zexion, and everyone else is crossed off. *sigh* I was hoping for more, but oh, well.... As long as I don't ask Marluxia for help, I'll be okay.....
Well, hope you enjoyed that! Thanks for reading! And, yeah, I know it was long.
This story is meant to give everyone who reads it a laugh, or at least a little chuckle. Enjoy!
P.S. I used the spoiler buttons to make this look more organized. Also, this is before Roxas joins, so Demyx didn't have Roxy to push his missions on.
Demyx was going around, testing out which members would do his missions for him. If I ask them all, then I'll know which ones go at the top of my list.... those ones will have potential in helping me...
First, he went to Axel: Would you help a poor kid out? Pleeeese? *bats his sparkly eyes*
Axel: Ugh, not the eyes.......man, you know how I can't say no to that!
Demyx: Yay! I've won you over! Ahhh, we're stuck for life. I can always count on you, my official life-line.....okay, you go at the top of my list.
Axel covered his ears: Oh, please stop telling me those things!
Demyx: Whatever you say, buddy.
Axel:*sigh* I'm doomed......
Demyx: Now, if you could just say that you are my official life-line or something.... *acts cute again*
Axel: *sigh* You can count on me to help you with missions. I can't resist those eyes. Happy now?
Demyx: Ahhh....now it seems permanent, thanks pal.
Axel:........... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png ...........
Axel did Demyx's mission for him.
Xigbar was his next target:
Next, he went to Xigbar: Hey, Xiggy, can you pleeease help me out? *big sparkly eyes*
Xigbar: What's in it for me?
Demyx: You will forever live with the good feeling that you helped a poor kid out.
Xigbar: :mellow: And?
Demyx: And.......*bats eyes and does a cute pose*
Xigbar: -_O You do realize that only has half the effect on me. Depends how hard your mission is.
Demyx: Very hard.
Xigbar: I meant, hard for you, or hard for me?
Demyx: Well......it's probably a piece of cake for you, but-
Xigbar: Then you can handle it.
Demyx pulled out his list: Man! *sigh* well.....you still have potential....
Xigbar: :huh: Potential for what?
Demyx: Oh, uh......forget I mentioned that.
Demyx actually considered asking Xaldin....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Xaldin? It's me, Demyx.
Xaldin shook his head and opened the door.
Demyx: Hey, can I ask you for a favor?
Xaldin just slammed the door shut almost as soon as he opened it.
Demyx: Ouch! My nose!
Xaldin: Heh, heh, heh.
Demyx: Meanie.....
He actually asks.....Vexen?
Should I ask him? But what if he opens the door and sticks me with a needle? Oh....this'll be risky, but....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Vexen? Can I ask you something?
Vexen opened the door seeming aggravated: WHAT DO YOU WANT??!!
Demyx: I'm beginning to regret coming here...never mind!
As he walked away, Vexen grabbed the hood of his coat: Wait a second, Demyx. What were you going to ask? Maybe if I just experiment a little with him......he'd be much more useful if I tweaked his brain and laziness a little...
Demyx: You wanna know? Yes! Okay, I need some help with a very difficult mission.
Vexen: Ah, yes......here, come in and sit down. You can tell me all about this difficult mission....
Demyx: Okay.
He walked in, but as soon as he saw something laying on the surgeon's table and all the different knives Vexen had, not to mention the surgical masks and long needles, he quickly said: You know what, I'll just ask someone else!
Demyx ran out faster than ever.
Vexen: Awwwe....what a shame. He'd of made a fine experiment.....
Demyx thought to himself while running: Now I'm gonna have nightmares....
Maybe Lexaeus will help me....
Demyx: *knocks on door* Lexaeus, I need to ask you for a favor.
Lexaeus opened the door and just stood there.
Demyx: Uh........awkward silence.....You know what, I'm not even gonna ask....
And he left.
Lexaeus thought to himself: Being silent has it's rewards....
It's your turn, Zexion.
Demyx tried a different approach this time. He waited till the next morning to walk into the Grey Area and begin his plan.
Demyx: Okay, Zexion is here. Initiate operation 'Convince Zexy'.
He bent down and walked into the Grey Area as if he were extremely sad about something. Zexion came over, as planned: *Bends down to look at Demyx's face* You know, it's not fun talking to your hair.
Demyx stood up: Then perhaps you can help me?
Zexion: Depends. Is the situation a mere mission, or is it a problem that truly needs fixing or is unfair?
Demyx: Uh....define unfair.
Zexion: Demyx, I'm not going to help you unless it's a good reason. Now, you should get back to work.
Demyx: .....I think it's a good reason.....
Zexion: The types of situations I would consider helping you on would be if you're going to get a lecture based off of reasons that aren't your fault, and other similar situations. Okay, Demyx? Ask me if such an event occurs. Otherwise, do your missions like you're supposed to.
Demyx: You're no help....
Later on, he went to ask Luxord:
Demyx: Hmm....what about Saix? Nah, he's the reason I'm asking the other members for help... (I can't believe he even considered that...)
He knocked on Luxord's room door.
Luxord: Did something important just transpire? Oh, you want to play cards, is that it?
Demyx: Cards? No, I just want to ask you for a favor.
Luxord: Let me guess, you want me to help you with a mission?
Demyx: Yeah! That's exactly it!
Luxord: Then let's play 3 rounds of poker, and if you win 2 out of 3, I will help you.
Demyx: Awwe man......I'm gonna lose....
They played 3 rounds and the prediction came true, Demyx lost. (What a shocker, lol)
Luxord: You know, since you played your best, I'll still help you.
Demyx: Really?! YES!!!! Another one with potential!
Luxord: O.o
Demyx: Uh, forget I said that....
Next up was Marluxia:
Demyx: *knocks on door* Marluxia?
Marluxia: *opens door* This is unusual.
Demyx: I need a favor.
Marluxia: Ugh, mission help?
Demyx: Maybe if I sweet-talk him into helping me...Yeah, and I just figured, since you're strong and everything, you could help me out. Any mission would be easy with your combat skills.
Marluxia: Well, I guess I am pretty skilled, aren't I?
Demyx: He's falling for it! Yeah, of course! As a matter of fact, you'd make the best boss ever! And why not start by helping me?
Marluxia: *sigh* Let me consider this.....I don't want to end up like Axel where I'm stuck helping him...
Demyx: Okay! Tell me tomorrow then!
The next morning, in the Grey Area, Demyx said: So, Marluxia, you decide yet?
Marluxia: Yes, and I've decided that you're just flattering me to try convincing me to help you. So, no, I'm not falling into your trap.
Demyx: Pleeeeeease? *bats eyes*
Marluxia: Hmph, that doesn't work with me. If I want to see cute, I can just look in the mirror.
Everyone else: He's sure conceited....
Demyx: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif But I'm still cuter than y-
Marluxia held out his scythe: Finish what you were saying.
Demyx: Nuh-uh, I refuse.
Marluxia: Heh, that's what I thought. *sigh* There are so many things I want to say right now....
Saix: Say it, we all want Demyx eradicated anyway.....except Axel.....
Demyx: AND Xemnas! He said that we are ALL valued members. Remember?
Saix: Unfortunately.....
Axel: Heh, I know, it's tempting sometimes.....
Demyx: Yep, Axel's my life-line!
Luxord: Don't tempt fate, Demyx.
Marluxia: Well, since you all seem to not mind me speaking aloud......Demyx, if you ever ask me to help you with a mission again, I will make you sink into an abyss where everyone will no longer be able to hear you're screams for help. And you will stay there for all eternity.
Most everyone: :mellow: That's a bit much.
They walked away
Marluxia: I don't think I went too far!
Luxord was the only one that stayed: Huh, I didn't think it was that bad.
Marluxia: Yeah, I was just wishing aloud.
Luxord: O.O That was a wish?
He walked away as well.
Marluxia: Huh, guess they couldn't handle it. *shrugs* Oh, well....
Demyx quietly spoke to himself: I'm not even gonna ask Larxene.....she'd probably break my sitar just for knocking.
Larxene happened to be passing by: Yes, I would.
Demyx: *shudders*
Demyx looked over his list: Okay, now I've got Axel, then Xigbar, then Luxord and Zexion, and everyone else is crossed off. *sigh* I was hoping for more, but oh, well.... As long as I don't ask Marluxia for help, I'll be okay.....
Well, hope you enjoyed that!
Thanks for reading! And, yeah, I know it was long.