Here's another one of my short stories aiming to make you laugh, or at least chuckle. Enjoy!
This takes place when the Organization was still looking for members. Xigbar would sometimes ask Lexaeus to do the mission with Xaldin for him.
Lexaeus showed up:.......
Xaldin:Uh, hello?
Lexaeus:..... *begins walking through a corridor for the mission*
Xaldin:Okay, then..... yeesh, not even a "hi"...
They walked around, looking for members, with utter silence looming over them.
Lexaeus:I'm enjoying the peace and quite.
Xaldin:I'm hating this silence....it's just TOO quiet for even me...
After what seemed like forever, Xaldin finally decided to figure out a way to start up a conversation.
Xaldin:Maybe if I....HMPH!!!!
Lexaeus:*jumps from shock, but still completely silent*
Xaldin:Oh, uh, sorry. Habit.
Lexaeus:That's a habit?.......*shakes head*
Xaldin:I guess it's back to the mission, then?
Lexaeus:*nods and starts walking again*
Xaldin:HOW COULD HE NOT AT LEAST SAY, "WHOA!" OR SOMETHING??!! *sigh* I miss Xigbar's voice....(he must be pretty desperate, lol)
After a little while, Xigbar came back to take over for Lexaeus.
Xigbar:Yo! What's up?
Xaldin:THANK YOU!!!
Lexaeus:*begins to leave*.....
Xaldin:Oh, uh, thanks Lexaeus.....not!!
Xigbar:What was with the 'OMG! THANK YOU!'?
Xaldin:You spoke, that's why.
Xigbar:Ah! Well, in that case! *starts rambling on and on*
Xaldin:I just can't win......
After a while, when the mission was over, Xigbar chuckled: Well, that was a nice chat!
Xaldin:.....eh, heh, yeah......
Xigbar:See ya later!
Xaldin: UGH! First, Lexaeus is too quiet. Then, Xigbar is a trumpet! *sigh* There isn't anyone worth talking to anymore.... Even USED to be....but now he's Vexen The Blabber-Mouth.... If I try talking to Zexion, he'd probably just tell me not to waste his time with idle chatter...
When he returned to the castle, he was pretty tense (as you could tell by how he was eating a bag of chips and smacking his lips...).
Demyx:Hey, Din-Din! Why're you so...I don't know...stiff? You seem tense.
Xaldin:HMPH!!! *munch, munch, smacks-lips*
Demyx:*jumps from shock* WHOA! You shocked me! Don't do that again!
Xaldin:.......
Well, hope you enjoyed that! It's probably the shortest of the stories I've posted so far. Running out of ideas, lol......
Here's another one of my short stories aiming to make you laugh, or at least chuckle. Enjoy!
This takes place when the Organization was still looking for members. Xigbar would sometimes ask Lexaeus to do the mission with Xaldin for him.
Lexaeus showed up:.......
Xaldin:Uh, hello?
Lexaeus:..... *begins walking through a corridor for the mission*
Xaldin:Okay, then..... yeesh, not even a "hi"...
They walked around, looking for members, with utter silence looming over them.
Lexaeus:I'm enjoying the peace and quite.
Xaldin:I'm hating this silence....it's just TOO quiet for even me...
After what seemed like forever, Xaldin finally decided to figure out a way to start up a conversation.
Xaldin:Maybe if I....HMPH!!!!
Lexaeus:*jumps from shock, but still completely silent*
Xaldin:Oh, uh, sorry. Habit.
Lexaeus:That's a habit?.......*shakes head*
Xaldin:I guess it's back to the mission, then?
Lexaeus:*nods and starts walking again*
Xaldin:HOW COULD HE NOT AT LEAST SAY, "WHOA!" OR SOMETHING??!! *sigh* I miss Xigbar's voice....(he must be pretty desperate, lol)
After a little while, Xigbar came back to take over for Lexaeus.
Xigbar:Yo! What's up?
Xaldin:THANK YOU!!!
Lexaeus:*begins to leave*.....
Xaldin:Oh, uh, thanks Lexaeus.....not!!
Xigbar:What was with the 'OMG! THANK YOU!'?
Xaldin:You spoke, that's why.
Xigbar:Ah! Well, in that case! *starts rambling on and on*
Xaldin:I just can't win......
After a while, when the mission was over, Xigbar chuckled: Well, that was a nice chat!
Xaldin:.....eh, heh, yeah......
Xigbar:See ya later!
Xaldin: UGH! First, Lexaeus is too quiet. Then, Xigbar is a trumpet! *sigh* There isn't anyone worth talking to anymore.... Even USED to be....but now he's Vexen The Blabber-Mouth.... If I try talking to Zexion, he'd probably just tell me not to waste his time with idle chatter...
When he returned to the castle, he was pretty tense (as you could tell by how he was eating a bag of chips and smacking his lips...).
Demyx:Hey, Din-Din! Why're you so...I don't know...stiff? You seem tense.
Xaldin:HMPH!!! *munch, munch, smacks-lips*
Demyx:*jumps from shock* WHOA! You shocked me! Don't do that again!
Xaldin:.......
Well, hope you enjoyed that!
It's probably the shortest of the stories I've posted so far. Running out of ideas, lol......