Posted May 17, 201114 yr "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. If winning isn't everything why do they keep score? This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home! Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
May 17, 201114 yr You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." they were all awesome, but this made me actually lol ^
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."