Hey, I'm AnsemTheWise. So, can I get your ID for FF XIV? (ba-ba-cha!)

 

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Alright, let's get this party started!

 

1ne: Final Countdown

Don’t you love it when the final final battle is one of those unlosable fights? Those are always cool. Which of these final battles only has one way to win?

a. FFVII

b. FFXII

c. FFX

d. None

 

2wo: Stoned

Which magical stone has made repeat appearances throughout the Final Fantasy series?

a. Magicite

b. Mythril

c. Nethicite

d. Scarletite

 

3hree: Shifting Patterns

Do you have any idea how many paradigms are in Final Fantasy XIII?! Well, that doesn’t matter. What does matter is: Which one of these is NOT a real paradigm?

a. Guerilla

b. Salvation

c. Twin Blade

d. Havoc

 

4our: Meteor, for two… and it’s a Dis-or-Dat!

I’m gonna give a list of seven Final Fantasy games, and you tell me if A ) Meteor was a usable spell in the original version of that game or B ) Meteor was NOT a usable spell in that game.

1. III

2. V

3. VII

4. IV

5. VIII

6. X

7. XII

 

5ive: So, Is It “Ultimate” Or “Ultima”?

Which of these “ultimate” weapons is not really an “ultimate weapon”?

a. Omega Weapon

b. Wyrmhero Blade

c. Lionheart

d. Caladbolg

 

That’s it for round 1. Remember, points are doubled in round 2!

 

6ix: And You Are…

Which of these games did not have a final boss “switch out”?

a. VIII

b. X

c. IV

d. XIII

 

7even: Flower Power

So I was walking through Midgar the other day and bought a flower from some girl for 1 gil. Now that I think about it, I should’ve bought more… If I wanted to get the most flowers I could by selling a single item, which would I sell?

a. Bahamut ZERO Materia

b. Great Gospel

c. Ultima Weapon

d. Sense Materia

 

8ight: Esper? I Barely Know Her!

Which of these summons is NOT based on a character who appeared earlier in the series?

a. Mateus

b. Zalera

c. Exodus

d. Bahamut

 

9ine: While We’re On It…

Which of these characters did NOT appear in the series as a summon?

a. Zeromus

b. Asura

c. Marilith

d. Leviathan

 

10n: Utter Chaos

So Chaos was created by Cid of the Lufaine and went on a murderous rampage and now wants to purge the world, right? Well… assuming Chaos purged the world and wanted to begin the cycle anew, which of these would he NOT do?

a. Buddy up with some fiends

b. Summon himself from the future

c. Get killed

d. Destroy crystals

 

JACK ATTACK: Welcome to the Jack Attack. Match up the answers with the item they are related to. And don’t forget: REMEMBER THE CLUE!

 

“Shades of Black”

Gotta love that old black magic. Wait, what kind of magic? Good luck…

 

Ardor

Death

Scan

Reflect

Silence

Ruinga

Pain

 

Unspecified

Green

White

Time

Nonelemental

Black

Arcane

 

Judging is tommorow, 5/27 at 9pm system time. Check for you score then!

I may not know Jack, but I know Jill.

I may not know Jack, but I know Jill.

 

1ne: Final Countdown

Don’t you love it when the final final battle is one of those unlosable fights? Those are always cool. Which of these final battles only has one way to win?

a. FFVII

b. FFXII

c. FFX

d. None

 

2wo: Stoned

Which magical stone has made repeat appearances throughout the Final Fantasy series?

a. Magicite

b. Mythril

c. Nethicite

d. Scarletite

 

3hree: Shifting Patterns

Do you have any idea how many paradigms are in Final Fantasy XIII?! Well, that doesn’t matter. What does matter is: Which one of these is NOT a real paradigm?

a. Guerilla

b. Salvation

c. Twin Blade

d. Havoc

 

4our: Meteor, for two… and it’s a Dis-or-Dat!

I’m gonna give a list of seven Final Fantasy games, and you tell me if A ) Meteor was a usable spell in the original version of that game or B ) Meteor was NOT a usable spell in that game.

1. III A

2. V A

3. VII B

4. IV B

5. VIII A

6. X B

7. XII B

 

5ive: So, Is It “Ultimate” Or “Ultima”?

Which of these “ultimate” weapons is not really an “ultimate weapon”?

a. Omega Weapon

b. Wyrmhero Blade

c. Lionheart

d. Caladbolg

 

That’s it for round 1. Remember, points are doubled in round 2!

 

6ix: And You Are…

Which of these games did not have a final boss “switch out”?

a. VIII

b. X

c. IV

d. XIII

 

7even: Flower Power

So I was walking through Midgar the other day and bought a flower from some girl for 1 gil. Now that I think about it, I should’ve bought more… If I wanted to get the most flowers I could by selling a single item, which would I sell?

a. Bahamut ZERO Materia

b. Great Gospel

c. Ultima Weapon

d. Sense Materia

 

8ight: Esper? I Barely Know Her!

Which of these summons is NOT based on a character who appeared earlier in the series?

a. Mateus

b. Zalera

c. Exodus

d. Bahamut

 

9ine: While We’re On It…

Which of these characters did NOT appear in the series as a summon?

a. Zeromus

b. Asura

c. Marilith

d. Leviathan

 

10n: Utter Chaos

So Chaos was created by Cid of the Lufaine and went on a murderous rampage and now wants to purge the world, right? Well… assuming Chaos purged the world and wanted to begin the cycle anew, which of these would he NOT do?

a. Buddy up with some fiends

b. Summon himself from the future

c. Get killed

d. Destroy crystals

 

JACK ATTACK: Welcome to the Jack Attack. Match up the answers with the item they are related to. And don’t forget: REMEMBER THE CLUE!

 

“Shades of Black”

 

 

Gotta love that old black magic. Wait, what kind of magic? Good luck…

 

Ardor- TIME

Death - BLACK

Scan - UNSPECIFIED

Reflect- WHITE

Silence - GREEN

Ruinga- - NONELEMENTAL

Pain - ARCANE

 

Unspecified

Green

White

Time

Nonelemental

Black

Arcane

 

g__g i GUESSED on sooo many

Alright, let's tally up the scores!

 

1ne: Most common answer: C) FFX

The final final battles in FFX and FFVII can be won any way you please, and contrary to popular belief, you don't have to use your Limit Break to beat Sephiroth. A Counterattack Materia will do the job just fine.

Correct Answer D) None

 

2wo: Most common answer: A) Magicite

Mythril and Scarletite are bothe ores, and Nethicite only appears in XII. Magicite, however, has built up some frequent flyer miles in the world of Final Fantasy.

Correct answer: A) Magicite

 

3hree: Most common answer: A) Guerilla

The Guerilla paradigm is created by a Ravager+Saboteur+Synergist, Salvation consists of three Medics, and Havoc buddies up two Saboteurs. Twin Blade, however, is not a real Paradigm. (Two Commandos are called Double Trouble)

Correct answer: C) Twin Blade

 

4our:

A

A

B

A

A

B

B

 

5ive: Most common answer: A) Omega Weapon

"Ultimate Weapons" are considerd the most powerful weapon a specific character can use: Lightning has Omega Weapon in XIII, Squall gets Lionheart in VIII, and Tidus runs around with the Caladbolg in X. The Wyrmhero blade, however, can be weilded by anyone in XII AND is weaker than the Zodiac Spear, so it fails the meet "Ultimate" criteria completely.

Correct answer: B) Wyrmhero Blade

 

6ix: Most common answer: C) IV

A "switch out" is most commonly considered when a new character is introduced during the final battle and you fight them instead of who you thought you would: X had Yu Yevon, IV had Zeromus, and XIII had Orphan. In VIII, however, you fought Ultimecia like you planed to.

Correct answer: A) VIII

 

7even: Most common answer: B ) Great Gospel

Amazingly, a mastered Sense MAteria will net you a whopping 5,000,000 gil, earning you more than the other three combined.

Correct answer: D) Sense Materia

 

8ight: Most common answer: B ) Zalera

Mateus was the Emperor in FFII, Bahamut first appeared in FF as a character, and Exodus is based off of Exdeath from FFV. Zalera, however, doesn't make a previous appearance in the main Final Fantasy games.

Correct answer: B) Zalera

 

9ine: Most common answer: B ) Asura

Zeromus was the final final boss in FFIV, you beat Asura to get Asura (also in FFIV), and Leviathan appears as the King of Eidolins in FFIV, only to appear in almost every game. Marilith, however, is one of Chaos' Archfiends in Final Fantasy and never shows up as a summon.

Correct answer: C) Maralith

 

10n: Most common answer: D) Destroy crystals

In Final Fantasy, Chaos chumed up with the four Elemental Archfiends, and summoned Garland from the future (who had to die first). His plans, however, never included destroying crystals.

Correct answer: D Destroy crystals

 

JACK ATTACK

Ardor- Black (XII)

Death- Arcane (XII)

Scan- White (II, IV, and so on)

Reflect- Time (XII and Tactics)

Silence- Green (XII)

Ruinga- Nonelemental (XIII)

Pain- Unspecified (Saboteurs magic has no specified damage type)

 

Now let's see the results!

 

Hige Unari: -2

 

Hige Unari is the winner! Good work Hige, although you can't really say much about your competition. Although we could write volumes about you! Here's the first bit:

 

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK![/size]

0_0 I feel stupid only won I, VII, VIII and XIII. I only knew the answer of like 4 maybe 6 those questions. How many FF games have you played anyways?

 

oh and do another one I wanna see how much i know.

I've played all but 11, and finished almost all of them. I'll make another when I come up with a topic. If anyone has any ideas, drop them on my profile!