I'm gonna take a break from this for a bit. You know, witty banter doesn't write itself. So I'll have my good friend Cookie Masterson take over for a bit...
Hi, I'm Cookie Masterson, and this game may contain mild violence and full-frontal donkey nudity.
It's funny. If I squint my eyes, it looks like I'm watching a presidential debate.
And today's Wrong Answer of the Game is brought to you by:
Supreme Court Children's Vitamins
"There may not be a lot of vitamins in hamburger, but there are plenty of vitamins in Warren Burger."
Okay, no turning back...
1ne: Asstronomy
How many Earths could you stuff into the volume of Uranus before it just couldn't take any more?
a. 6
b. 63
c. 630
d. 6,300
2wo: Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Artwork.
Suppose Jackson Pollock had become a sandwich artist at Subway. What would his supervisor have noted about his performance?
a. "Wastes time by precisely laying each vegetable."
b. "Overuses the sauce squirters."
c. "Insists on cutting bread at 45-degree angles."
d. "Always shapes the ham into flowers."
3hree: Who's the Dummy?
So, I've been practicing ventrilaquism lately, and I'm getting pretty good. I just have a little problem with my b's, p's, and m's. Anyway, I'd like to introdue my partner Billy O'Brien. Say hello, Billy O'Brien. "Hello, Dilly O'Drien."
"One's mad of skin, one's made of wood, so... who's the dummy?"
Bily, It's good to see ya. "I wish I could say the same thing, dunny." Just, just get on with the question... "Caln down, nister nan! So, I'd deen tanning a trit to get away fron dis dunny, dut for some un... unresolded legal drodlens I can't have a tasstort. Which of these trotical destinations is a U.S. territory and, therefore, wouldn't require a tasstort to travel to?"
a. the Dahanas
b. Cuda
c. Guan
d. Doninican Retudlic
4our: I'll Dance, But I'm Not Wearing A Hard Hat
Which of these characters is NOT dressed to resemble a member of the Village People?
a. Woody from Toy Story
b. Bob the Builder
c. Captain Hook
d. Chief Wiggum
5ive: Pope Rock... and it's a DisOrDat!
I'm gonna read you seven names, and you're going to tell me if it's: a) the name of a pope, or b ) the name of a Britney Spears song.
Innocent
Lucky
Urban
Outrageous
Hilarius
Toxic
Lonely
And that does it for round 1. Remember, prizes are doubled in round 2!
6ix: I Pezzed My Pants
Suppose Pez comes out with a Perez Hilton dispenser. If your Perez Hilton Pez is packed completely full of Pez just like Perez is chock full of juicy celebrity gossip, how many Pez could you suck from Perez's neck?
a. 8 Pez per Perez Pez
b. 10 Pez per Perez Pez
c. 12 Pez per Perez Pez
d. 14 Pez per Perez Pez
7even: Hole In More Than One
Since Tiger Woods got married in 2004, in which year was Tiger Woods' wood anniversary?
a. 2005
b. 2006
c. 2008
d. 2009
8ight: Foodies In A Half Shell
Given the dietary habits of tortoises, what would the Teenage Mutant Ninja TORTOISES most likely order at Pizza Hut?
a. a Super Supreme Pizza
b. Meat Lover's Pizza- hold the pizza, meat only
c. a Veggie Lover's Pizza
d. no pizza, just a two liter of Coke
9ine: Don't Come In Here, I'm Feldsparring!
What do a Victoria' Secret model and the mineral feldspar have in common?
a. both are extremely hot
b. both are partially synthetic
c. both are thin and malleable
d. both have perfect cleavage
10n: Harold & Kumar Go To The Middle Ages
If it were like castles of yore, how could White Castle defend itself from the marauding Harold and Kumar?
a. paint the resteraunt black
b. build the resteraunt in a valley
c. throw onions at them to blind them
d. pour hot fryer oil on them
JACK ATTACK!
Remember the clue!
"The Hair Up There"
For some, every day's a bad hair day. Good luck...
I'm gonna take a break from this for a bit. You know, witty banter doesn't write itself. So I'll have my good friend Cookie Masterson take over for a bit...
Hi, I'm Cookie Masterson, and this game may contain mild violence and full-frontal donkey nudity.
It's funny. If I squint my eyes, it looks like I'm watching a presidential debate.
And today's Wrong Answer of the Game is brought to you by:
Supreme Court Children's Vitamins
"There may not be a lot of vitamins in hamburger, but there are plenty of vitamins in Warren Burger."
Okay, no turning back...
1ne: Asstronomy
How many Earths could you stuff into the volume of Uranus before it just couldn't take any more?
a. 6
b. 63
c. 630
d. 6,300
2wo: Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Artwork.
Suppose Jackson Pollock had become a sandwich artist at Subway. What would his supervisor have noted about his performance?
a. "Wastes time by precisely laying each vegetable."
b. "Overuses the sauce squirters."
c. "Insists on cutting bread at 45-degree angles."
d. "Always shapes the ham into flowers."
3hree: Who's the Dummy?
So, I've been practicing ventrilaquism lately, and I'm getting pretty good. I just have a little problem with my b's, p's, and m's. Anyway, I'd like to introdue my partner Billy O'Brien. Say hello, Billy O'Brien. "Hello, Dilly O'Drien."
"One's mad of skin, one's made of wood, so... who's the dummy?"
Bily, It's good to see ya. "I wish I could say the same thing, dunny." Just, just get on with the question... "Caln down, nister nan! So, I'd deen tanning a trit to get away fron dis dunny, dut for some un... unresolded legal drodlens I can't have a tasstort. Which of these trotical destinations is a U.S. territory and, therefore, wouldn't require a tasstort to travel to?"
a. the Dahanas
b. Cuda
c. Guan
d. Doninican Retudlic
4our: I'll Dance, But I'm Not Wearing A Hard Hat
Which of these characters is NOT dressed to resemble a member of the Village People?
a. Woody from Toy Story
b. Bob the Builder
c. Captain Hook
d. Chief Wiggum
5ive: Pope Rock... and it's a DisOrDat!
I'm gonna read you seven names, and you're going to tell me if it's: a) the name of a pope, or b ) the name of a Britney Spears song.
Innocent
Lucky
Urban
Outrageous
Hilarius
Toxic
Lonely
And that does it for round 1. Remember, prizes are doubled in round 2!
6ix: I Pezzed My Pants
Suppose Pez comes out with a Perez Hilton dispenser. If your Perez Hilton Pez is packed completely full of Pez just like Perez is chock full of juicy celebrity gossip, how many Pez could you suck from Perez's neck?
a. 8 Pez per Perez Pez
b. 10 Pez per Perez Pez
c. 12 Pez per Perez Pez
d. 14 Pez per Perez Pez
7even: Hole In More Than One
Since Tiger Woods got married in 2004, in which year was Tiger Woods' wood anniversary?
a. 2005
b. 2006
c. 2008
d. 2009
8ight: Foodies In A Half Shell
Given the dietary habits of tortoises, what would the Teenage Mutant Ninja TORTOISES most likely order at Pizza Hut?
a. a Super Supreme Pizza
b. Meat Lover's Pizza- hold the pizza, meat only
c. a Veggie Lover's Pizza
d. no pizza, just a two liter of Coke
9ine: Don't Come In Here, I'm Feldsparring!
What do a Victoria' Secret model and the mineral feldspar have in common?
a. both are extremely hot
b. both are partially synthetic
c. both are thin and malleable
d. both have perfect cleavage
10n: Harold & Kumar Go To The Middle Ages
If it were like castles of yore, how could White Castle defend itself from the marauding Harold and Kumar?
a. paint the resteraunt black
b. build the resteraunt in a valley
c. throw onions at them to blind them
d. pour hot fryer oil on them
JACK ATTACK!
Remember the clue!
"The Hair Up There"
For some, every day's a bad hair day. Good luck...
Medusa
Chia Head
Cabbage Patch Kids
Pinhead
Ghost Rider
Barbie
the Scarecrow
spaghetti
tiny elves
bees
leaves
fire
straw
corned beef
yarn
Really???
astroturf
snakes
Play-Doh
pins
marshmallows
actual human hair
nylon