I was reaaaaaallly bored. so i decided that i'd make a parody of a parody. so, yeah. it's "It Sucks to be Me" in Organization XIII form. But don't try to sing along to it, 'cuz the rhythms are different from the actual song. anyway, here it is (Put it in spoiler tags so it'd be easier to read):

 

Larxene: Morning Saix.

Saix: Hi savage nymph.

Larxene: How's life?

Saix: Dissapointing.

Larxene: Aw, what's the matter?

Saix: The catering company laid me off.

Larxene: Oh, I'm sorry.

Saix:Me too! It's just...ah, forget it.

Larxene: What?

Saix: Nah, it sounds stupid.

Larxene: Oh, come on!

Saix: When I was little, I thought I would be

Larxene: What?

Saix: The best astronomer you ever would see.

Larxene: Hehehe...oh...

Saix: I'm in the Organization so I nobody, and as you can see...

It sucks to be me!

Larxene: Yep.

Saix: It sucks to be me!

Larxene: Mm-hm.

Saix: It sucks to be insane under the moon and a true Nobody.

It sucks to be me!

 

 

Larxene: You think your life sucks?

Your problems aren't so bad.

I'm kinda pretty, and pretty kickass.

If you need someone dead, then I'm who you ask.

I've got some awesome knives and a lot of sass,

so why

don't I have a boyfriend!?

F***!

It sucks to be me!!

It sucks to be me!!

It sucks to be

beautiful and powerful,

YET SINGLE, YOU SEE!

IT-

Saix: Don't kill me, please.

 

 

*Axel and Roxas are arguing nearby*

Saix: Hey, Axel. Roxas. Can you settle something for us?

Roxas: Oh, certainly.

Larxene: Who's life sucks more, Saix's or mine?

Roxas & Axel: Pfft. Ours!

Roxas: This guy right here he

will always be my best friend

Axel: We will always watch the sunset

and eat ice cream 'till the end!

Roxas: So he knows all the ways to ruin the time we spend!!

Yeah!!

He's tried to light me on fire!

Axel: That's not true you're such a liar!

Roxas: You have weird eyes and

your hair looks like red hay!

(lol I cannot rhyme)

Axel: Before they knew who you were

you were called the BHK!

Roxas: It's because of the things that you do people think we're gay!

Axel: It's not what I do, it's what I say!

(Well, it's true, kinda.)

Both: It sucks to be me.

It sucks to be me.

It sucks to be

Roxas: With this guy

Axel: and with this guy

Both: And his OCD

(obsessively compulsively eating ice cream)

It sucks to be me!

*Random cheery singing. Yay.*

 

 

(I'm cleaning up the grammar for this next one)

(This is actually a spoiler, but I doubt that many will be spoiled)

 

Xion: Why are you all so happy?

Axel: 'Cuz our lives suck.

Xion: Your lives suck?

Am I hearing you correctly? Ha!

I was once created

so I could kill Roxas.

But I became friends with him so

things started to go amiss.

And then I found out I'm not supposed to be a "Miss"

So I wasn't a girl

and I wanted to hurl

and my best friend tried to kill me

(or rather, she tried to kill him)

and oh, yes

he did succeed!!!

It sucked to be me. It sucked to be me.

It sucked to be

Neither girl or boy and lacking a true I.D.

It sucked to be me!!

 

 

 

Demyx: Um, excuse me. I looking for a place to live.

Xion: Why are you looking all the way out here?

Demyx: Well, I started at The Castle of Happiness and Gumdrops, and so far everything's out of my price range.

Saix: Alright, let me go get the superintendent.

Demyx: Oh, thanks!

Saix: YO!!! MARLY!!!

Marluxia: I'm coming, I'm coming!

*Groovy Music*

Demyx: OMG! It's the flower man!

Marluxia: *blank stare*

I am Marluxia

the Graceful Assassin

If you make fun of my hair,

then I will just do you in!

Though people think I'm a girl I'm the Lord of Castle Oblivion

All: It sucks to be you!

Larxene: You win!

All: It sucks to be you!

Saix: I feel better now!

Marluxia: Try having people come to you to call you "Royal Pinkness"

All: It sucks to be you.

Fin.

 

Lol I really can't rhyme. That was complete and utter fail. IDK, should I put this on youtube, or does it suck as much as I think it does?

LOOOOOOL!!!!

I love Avenue Q!!!!

I thought up a KH version of There is Life Outside Your Apartment

lolz

in between the ( ) are my comments

 

 

Axel:

Roxas!

 

Roxas:

Yeah.

 

Axel:

Listen, buddy, nobody?s seen ya for two weeks.

What?s up with that?

 

(this sounds just like him in Days) Roxas:

I went to work for a temp agency, and they

fired me for being too depressing on the phone.

I maxed out my cards, I?m two months behind

in rent, I totally messed up my personal life.

Oh, and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose!

 

Axel:

All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying!

Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today.

 

Roxas:

Have fun!

 

Axel:

When I say everyone, that includes you!

 

There is life outside your apartment.

I know it's hard to conceive.

But there's life outside your apartment.

And you're only gonna see it if you leave.

 

There is cool shit to do,

But it can't come to you,

And who knows, dude

You might even score!

 

There is life outside your apartment.

But you gotta open the door!

 

Roxas:

No, thanks, I'm staying in!

 

Axel:

Don't tell me I gotta force you.

 

Roxas:

Sorry!

 

Axel:

All right, everyone! He's resisting!

 

All but Roxas:

There is life outside...

There is life outside...

There is life outside...

There is life outside your apartment!

There's a pigeon

Squashed on the street.

 

Xion:

Ew.

 

Axel:

There's a girl passing by

 

(typical Squeenix) Sora:

No I think it's a guy

 

All but Roxas:

And a homeless man

Who only wants to

Buy something to eat!

 

Sorry, can't help you.

 

We could go to the zoo!

 

Demynx:

Pick up girls at NYU!

 

(this is so him) Axel:

We could sit in the park smoking pot!

 

Xion:

Or not.

 

All but Roxas:

There is life outside your apartment.

 

Roxas:

Well, I guess I'll give it a shot.

*POW*

 

All:

AHHH!!!

There is life outside your apartment.

I know -

There is life outside your apartment.

 

(emo time) Riku:

I'm gonna jump!

 

All:

Don't do it!

 

()Riku:

Okay.

 

All:

There is cool shit to do

But it can't come to you

So come on -

 

Saix:

*Car screeches*

Get out of the way asshole!

 

Roxas:

firetruck you!

 

All:

There is life outside your apartment.

Oh, you never know

What's around the bend.

You could win the lotto

Or make a friend...

 

Guys:

Take her home to see your apartment!

 

(O_O this is so fitting, it's scary)Larxene:

Do you wanna feel special?

I can see that you do.

Well, I can make you feel

Special.

If you let me feel you.

 

Guys:

She'll feel you!

 

Larxene:

Where's your pad?

 

Roxas:

Not too far.

 

Guys:

We could call you a car.

 

Roxas:

We'll be fine, thank you! See ya!

 

Xion:

Hope you don't get gonorrhea!

 

All:

There is life outside your apartment.

 

Roxas/Larxene:

But now it's time to go home.

 

All:

There is life outside your apartment.

 

(I think his IQ rose ) Demynx:

Me going home now.

 

Roxas/Larxene:

It's time to go home!

 

Demynx:

That's where me gonna go!

 

Larxene:

I can make you feel special

 

Demynx:

That's where me gonna go!

 

All:

There is life outside your apartment.

 

Demynx:

Me going home now,

That's where me gonna go!

 

Roxas/Larxene:

But now it's time to go home

 

(lol)Demynx:

For porn!

you know, we should just remake the whole thing.

Remake the songs of Avenue Q KH style?? GEINOUS!!

I call "If you were gay" using Roxas and Axel!

'Cuz you don't have to change the lyrics at all!

lol it's funny cuz threres so many people who think they are lolz

 

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN STARRING XION AND DEMYNX!!!!

(I dont know why i assigned Demynx the part of the Cookie Monster that's obsessed with porn)

 

CAST:

Kate Monster: Xion

Trekkie Monster: Demynx

Rob: Marluxia

Princeton: Roxas

Brian: Axel

Gary: Saix

 

 

 

Xion:

The internet is really really great

 

Demynx:

For porn!

 

Xion:

I've got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait

 

Demynx:

For porn

 

Xion:

Huh?

There's always some new site,

 

Demynx:

For porn!

 

Xion:

I browse all day and night

 

Demynx:

For porn!

 

Xion:

It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light

 

Demynx:

For porn!

 

Xion:

DEMY!!

 

Demynx:

The internet is for porn

 

Xion:

DEMYNX!!!

 

Demynx:

The internet is for porn,

 

Xion:

What are you doing!?

 

Demynx:

Why you think the net was born?

Porn porn porn

 

Xion:

Deeeeemynx!!!!

 

Demynx:

Oh hello Xi monster!!!

 

Xion:

You are ruining my song!!

 

Demynx:

Oh me sorry, me no mean to....

 

Xion:

Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

 

Demynx:

Me no talkie

 

Xion:

Good

 

I'm glad we have this new technology!!!

 

Demynx:

For porn

 

Xion:

Which gives us untold opportunity

 

Demynx:

For por-oops, sorry

 

Xion:

Right from you own desktop

 

Demynx:

FOR ---

 

Xion:

You can research browse and shop

Until you've had enough and your ready to stop!

 

Demynx:

FOR PORN!!

 

Xion:

Demynx!

 

Demynx:

The internet is for porn!

 

Xion:

Noooo

 

Demynx:

The internet if for porn!

 

Xion:

DEMYNX!!!

 

Demynx:

Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

 

Xion:

That's GROSS!!! You're a pervert!

 

Demynx:

Ah, sticks and stones Xi monster!

 

Xion:

NO really, your a pervert

Normal people don't sit at home and look

At porn on the internet!!!!

 

Demynx:

Ohhhh?

 

Xion:

What?!

 

Demynx:

You have no idea!

Ready normal people?

 

 

Axel: Ready!

Roxas: Ready!

Saix: Ready!

 

Demynx:

Let me hear it!

 

Demynx & guys:

The internet is for porn!

 

Roxas

Sorry Xion!

 

Demynx & guys:

The internet is for porn!

 

(OMG)Roxas:

I masturbate!

 

Demynx & guys

All these guys unzip their flies

For porn, porn, porn!

 

Xion:

The internet is not for porn!!

 

Demynx and guys:

PORN!, PORN, P---

 

Xion:

HOLD ON A SECOND!

 

Now i know for a fact that you, Saix, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

 

Saix

That's correct.

 

Xion

And Axel, you buy things on Amazon.com

 

Axel

Sure!

 

Xion

And Marluxia, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

 

Marluxia

Yes I do!

 

Xion

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card!

 

Roxas

True!

 

Demynx

Oh, but Kate-

What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

 

Roxas

. .yeah

 

Xion

EEEWWWWW!

 

Demynx AND GUYS

 

The internet is for porn!

 

Xion

Gross!

 

Demynx AND GUYS

The internet is for porn!

 

Xion

I hate porn!!!

 

Demynx AND GUYS

Grab your dick and double click

 

Xion

I hate you men!

 

Demynx AND GUYS

For porn, porn, porn!

 

(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

Xion

I'm leaving!

 

Demynx AND GUYS

Porn, porn, porn, porn

porn, porn, porn, porn

 

Xion

I hate the internet!

Demynx AND GUYS

 

Porn, porn, porn, porn

 

Demynx

The internet is for

 

Demynx AND SOME

The internet is for

 

Demynx AND ALL

The internet is for PORN!

 

Demynx

YEAH!